Beethoven (1992) · 13 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Beethoven (1992): in 4 of its 13 quotes
Most scenes with: George Newton (2), Alice (2), Dr. Varnick (2)
You kids might be interested to know that I'm a featured performer Saturday nights at the Padded Zebra. [laughs]
Ryce Oh, my gosh! Emily's in the pool!
The POOL?!!
Now, you were never in any real danger, now, were you? Now, we don't want you to get into trouble, so we'll let this be our little secret.
Ryce I'd like to call my mother, please.
Your mother?
Ryce Immediately.
She must've snuck out while I was watching Ted and Ryce. It was hot out, so I guess she wanted to take a little swim!
And where were you while all this was happening?
I was where I was supposed to be: Inside, watching the other two. If Emily had stayed where I put her, none of this would've happened. If you ask me, what these children need is a little discipline.
What these children need is their mother. You're fired.
So what?
We can't just throw out the option of having a babysitter just because we had a bad one. We'll find someone really responsible to look after the kids.
Over my dead body.
Oh, come on.
I'm terribly sorry.
Ryce We want our dog back!
Where's Beethoven?
All right, kids, let Daddy handle this.
Mr. Newton, what can I do for you?
Ryce We want our dog back!
Oh, I'm terribly sorry. It's too late. The dog's been destroyed.
Ryce NO!
DAD!
Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I was told this wouldn't happen until tomorrow.
Ryce I don't believe you!
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Take your hands off her. What are you...
I told you he was lying!
What the hell are you trying to pull?!
Wait! You can't come in here! This is private property!
Beethoven?!
Ryce No, he's here.
All right, hold it right there! You have no right to be in here! Out, all of you!
Where's my dog?
I don't have to answer your questions. You ordered that dog destroyed, and it was done. Now get out.
You hit me, I'll have you put in jail for assault and battery!
[George lets go of Varnick. Then suddenly he punches him in the face, knocking him backwards into an empty animal cage.]
Nice doggie. We’re gonna have a little field test of this new ammo. [prepares to shoot Beethoven] So long!
You're a very foolish man, Mr. Newton. You should've left well enough alone. [prepares to shoot George, but the little dog who Beethoven helped earlier in the film, runs over and bites Varnick's groin] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!! [accidentally fires a shot in the air. Back in the Newtons' car, the kids have heard the gun and are starting to panic]
Ryce That was a gun!
Daddy!
Ryce MOM, GET OVER HERE!!!!
There's no time!
