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You soaked his underwear in meat. That is so wrong. Funny, but wrong.
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All right, enough is enough! You're slacking on your chores, you're fighting at school, things are out of control! As of this moment, you are all grounded!
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What's grounded?! I'll tell you what grounded is, except for attending games, you go to school, you come home from school, you do your chores, you do your homework, you go to bed, and that's it!!
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Get my kids and meet me at my house. Ready? Break!
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(On the phone trying to get a babysitter) How many? Well, when you get over here we can just count 'em up! (Next call) How many kids do I have? Twelve. But one doesn't live with me, and one you never see 'cause he's so mad! (Next call) Just... just... just twelve. (Next call) Hello! I'll just hang up on myself.
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If I screw up raising my kids, nothing I achieve will matter much.
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You have a dark gift, Sarah Baker.