“How many? Well, when you get over here we can just count 'em up!...” – Tom Baker, Cheaper by the Dozen ... Movie Quotes Database

A scene from Cheaper by the Dozen 2003

(On the phone trying to get a babysitter)

How many? Well, when you get over here we can just count 'em up! (Next call) How many kids do I have? Twelve. But one doesn't live with me, and one you never see 'cause he's so mad! (Next call) Just... just... just twelve. (Next call) Hello! I'll just hang up on myself.

More from Cheaper by the Dozen

Tom Baker If I screw up raising my kids, nothing I achieve will matter much. Tom Baker You have a dark gift, Sarah Baker. Charlie Hey, Dad, what I said before, I was out of line. Tom Forget it. You were right.