Mark : Mom, Beans is dead. Sarah : Nobody cares about your stupid frog right now, FedEx, okay? Mark : (Annoyed and irritated) Stop calling me that! (charges at her, causing the whole family to start a heated argument) Kate : Don't you dare call him that! Tom : All right! Hey! Kate : Stop! Stop! Cameraman 1 : What's the name of this segment again? Cameraman 2 : Uh, "One Big Happy Family"? Cameraman 1 : Okay, I'm calling Oprah's family right now. Hank : All I'm saying is families are inevitable. It's like death or taxes. Nora : Does that mean you don't want children? Hank : Chil...? Kate : Leave him alone! Hank : Hello! Look at these-- They're monsters! Honey, you can't want this. That's why you're with me. Tom : Nora! Come on! We need you down here! Lorraine : You're stepping on me! You're messing my hair! Stop! Kate : Nigel, get off your brother's head! (Nora comes downstairs) Mark : Get off me! Nobody cares about me! Nora : Mark. Mark : Nobody cares about me! Nora : (tries to comfort Mark) Mark, what's going on? (Mark runs upstairs in despair) Mark! Mark! Sarah and Lorraine : What are you talking about?!

http://www.moviequotedb.com/movies/cheaper-by-the-dozen-2003/quote_45197.html