Hilary Duff movie quotes
14 quotes from 3 movies
The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003) as Lizzie McGuire
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Goodbye Lizzie McGuire, hello fabulous.
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This is impossible, I could never sing in front of an audience. I don't even let my mom hear me in the shower.
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That would mean I would have to sneak away from the group. I'm like physically incapable of sneaking
Cheaper by the Dozen (2003) as Lorraine
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Mark: Mom, Beans is dead.
Sarah: Nobody cares about your stupid frog right now, FedEx, okay?
Mark: (Annoyed and irritated) Stop calling me that! (charges at her, causing the whole family to start a heated argument)
Kate: Don't you dare call him that!
Tom: All right! Hey!
Kate: Stop! Stop!
Cameraman 1: What's the name of this segment again?
Cameraman 2: Uh, "One Big Happy Family"?
Cameraman 1: Okay, I'm calling Oprah's family right now.
Hank: All I'm saying is families are inevitable. It's like death or taxes.
Nora: Does that mean you don't want children?
Hank: Chil...?
Kate: Leave him alone!
Hank: Hello! Look at these-- They're monsters! Honey, you can't want this. That's why you're with me.
Tom: Nora! Come on! We need you down here!
Lorraine: You're stepping on me! You're messing my hair! Stop!
Kate: Nigel, get off your brother's head!
(Nora comes downstairs)
Mark: Get off me! Nobody cares about me!
Nora: Mark.
Mark: Nobody cares about me!
Nora: (tries to comfort Mark) Mark, what's going on? (Mark runs upstairs in despair) Mark! Mark!
Sarah and Lorraine: What are you talking about?!
Sarah: Nobody cares about your stupid frog right now, FedEx, okay?
Mark: (Annoyed and irritated) Stop calling me that! (charges at her, causing the whole family to start a heated argument)
Kate: Don't you dare call him that!
Tom: All right! Hey!
Kate: Stop! Stop!
Cameraman 1: What's the name of this segment again?
Cameraman 2: Uh, "One Big Happy Family"?
Cameraman 1: Okay, I'm calling Oprah's family right now.
Hank: All I'm saying is families are inevitable. It's like death or taxes.
Nora: Does that mean you don't want children?
Hank: Chil...?
Kate: Leave him alone!
Hank: Hello! Look at these-- They're monsters! Honey, you can't want this. That's why you're with me.
Tom: Nora! Come on! We need you down here!
Lorraine: You're stepping on me! You're messing my hair! Stop!
Kate: Nigel, get off your brother's head!
(Nora comes downstairs)
Mark: Get off me! Nobody cares about me!
Nora: Mark.
Mark: Nobody cares about me!
Nora: (tries to comfort Mark) Mark, what's going on? (Mark runs upstairs in despair) Mark! Mark!
Sarah and Lorraine: What are you talking about?!
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Tom: Kids, on the carpet! Now!
Lorraine: Dad! College guys?
Jake: What's going on here?
Tom: Where's Charlie?
Sarah: He went to Midland for the day.
Tom: Midland? It's a school day.
Henry: He hates school.
Sarah: Course you couldn't know that 'cause you're never home.
Tom: Well, that is about to change, Sarah Baker. Because since I can't go to work without you guys getting in trouble, and since I can't stay home without Shake bugging me, I have brought my work home with me. Guys, meet the family. Family, meet the team.
Jake: What's up, boys?
Football Players: What's up?
Tom: Okay, we will be in the living room. We got a lot of work to do. I don't want any interruptions unless it's an emergency. Clear? Okay, now go do your homework. Let's go, guys.
Lorraine: Dad! College guys?
Jake: What's going on here?
Tom: Where's Charlie?
Sarah: He went to Midland for the day.
Tom: Midland? It's a school day.
Henry: He hates school.
Sarah: Course you couldn't know that 'cause you're never home.
Tom: Well, that is about to change, Sarah Baker. Because since I can't go to work without you guys getting in trouble, and since I can't stay home without Shake bugging me, I have brought my work home with me. Guys, meet the family. Family, meet the team.
Jake: What's up, boys?
Football Players: What's up?
Tom: Okay, we will be in the living room. We got a lot of work to do. I don't want any interruptions unless it's an emergency. Clear? Okay, now go do your homework. Let's go, guys.
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Lorraine: Mom, listen up. Here's the sizzle. Okay, Dad is stressed to the point of a total meltdown. Charlie's like a half a step away from juvie, and Mark's...
Kate: Okay, Oprah's coming. We'll talk about it later. Here we go. I just wanna get everything ready. What's the deal with Charlie?
Tom: Fine, thanks. How are you?
Kate: I'm sorry, hi.
Tom: Hi. Charlie got kicked off the football team.
Kate: What?
Tom: Don't worry, I'm handling it.
[knock at the door]
Tom: Shake. President Gerhard.
President Gerhard: Tom.
Shake: Tom, we need a minute.
(In the kitchen with beans)
Mark: Please don't die, Beans.
President Gerhard: The university is prepared to make a huge investment in the program, but we want some assurances.
Tom: What does that mean?
Shake: We wanna know that you're committed to the football program.
President Gerhard: You have to decide who's making the bacon and who's cooking it.
Shake: So, what's it gonna be, Tom?
Kate: Tom, honey, didn't you pick up my dry-cleaning?
Tom: Yes, dear, it's in the front closet.
Shake: Well, I guess the wife just answered our question.
Kate: The wife's name is Kate, Shake.
Nigel: What a wiener.
[Kyle agrees with Nigel]
Shake: We want an answer by Monday, Tom. This meeting's over.
Kate: Okay, Oprah's coming. We'll talk about it later. Here we go. I just wanna get everything ready. What's the deal with Charlie?
Tom: Fine, thanks. How are you?
Kate: I'm sorry, hi.
Tom: Hi. Charlie got kicked off the football team.
Kate: What?
Tom: Don't worry, I'm handling it.
[knock at the door]
Tom: Shake. President Gerhard.
President Gerhard: Tom.
Shake: Tom, we need a minute.
(In the kitchen with beans)
Mark: Please don't die, Beans.
President Gerhard: The university is prepared to make a huge investment in the program, but we want some assurances.
Tom: What does that mean?
Shake: We wanna know that you're committed to the football program.
President Gerhard: You have to decide who's making the bacon and who's cooking it.
Shake: So, what's it gonna be, Tom?
Kate: Tom, honey, didn't you pick up my dry-cleaning?
Tom: Yes, dear, it's in the front closet.
Shake: Well, I guess the wife just answered our question.
Kate: The wife's name is Kate, Shake.
Nigel: What a wiener.
[Kyle agrees with Nigel]
Shake: We want an answer by Monday, Tom. This meeting's over.
Cheaper by the Dozen 2 (2005) as Lorraine
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Lorraine: [after Sarah asks her for some make-up help] Now, let's start with some lip gloss. [unleashes the lip gloss]
Sarah: PINK? Can't we put on like a skin color?
Lorraine: Hold still.
Sarah: PINK? Can't we put on like a skin color?
Lorraine: Hold still.
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Lorraine: Still smells the same. Old gross stuff, dead animals, and murky lake water.
Tom: It's called fresh air, sweetie.
Tom: It's called fresh air, sweetie.
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Tom: So, Sarah, Eliot seems okay. I see why you like him.
Jake: Somebody's turning red.
Sarah: Shut up! You know, thanks a lot, Dad.
Tom: What did I say?
Kim: Men can be so clueless.
Kate: Honey, men are clueless. I'll go talk to her.
Lorraine: Mom, let me do this, okay? Trust me, I've got experience in the area of parental harassment. Hey, I totally know how you feel. How are you? Dad can be pretty hands-on, in-your-face sometimes, huh?
Sarah: Just leave me alone.
Lorraine: A, I'm never trying to help her again. And B, I cannot wait to move to New York.
Jake: Somebody's turning red.
Sarah: Shut up! You know, thanks a lot, Dad.
Tom: What did I say?
Kim: Men can be so clueless.
Kate: Honey, men are clueless. I'll go talk to her.
Lorraine: Mom, let me do this, okay? Trust me, I've got experience in the area of parental harassment. Hey, I totally know how you feel. How are you? Dad can be pretty hands-on, in-your-face sometimes, huh?
Sarah: Just leave me alone.
Lorraine: A, I'm never trying to help her again. And B, I cannot wait to move to New York.
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