Lizzie McGuire I WAS hoping for smooth sailing in high school but, this will do!
Most-quoted character in The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003): in 7 of its 7 quotes
A line from Lizzie McGuireGoodbye Lizzie McGuire, hello fabulous.
More lines from Lizzie McGuire
5 quotes Lizzie McGuire Lizzie McGuire I'm like, physically incapable of sneaking.
Lizzie McGuire [animated version, on the phone]
Prince William? Tell him I'll have to hold.
Lizzie McGuire That would mean I would have to sneak away from the group. I'm like physically incapable of sneaking
Lizzie McGuire This is impossible, I could never sing in front of an audience. I don't even let my mom hear me in the shower.
Scenes with Lizzie McGuire
1 scene Lizzie [At graduation]
Hey, Gordo! So, do I look okay?
Gordo Lizzie, I'm your guy best friend, you should really talk to Miranda about this stuff.
Lizzie But she's in Mexico City!
Gordo Yes, your blue robe looks way cooler than all the other girls'.
Lizzie Hey! You know this Paolo and Isabella CD isn't so bad. I mean if you're into the Alanis Morissette-y alternative, dark, like brooding, I-never-go-out-into-the-sunshine-and-my-life's-a-miserable-black-hole-of-depression kinda thing, then you'd think they stink. But I mean for a like driving-around-in-the-car-with-the-top-down-putting-on-your-lip-gloss-loving-life kinda thing, they're good! Here, listen...
Gordo [he leans close so they can share the headphones]
Not bad. You use scented soap, huh?
Lizzie What?
Gordo Uh... n-never mind.
Matt McGuire
What is that?
Gordo That is Miss Ungermeyer. Get on her good side, and it's your one-way ticket to an Ivy League School. But if you get on her bad side...
Janitor [passing by with mop bucket]
... excuse me, gotta clean up some vomit.
Matt McGuire
You end up like that guy?
Gordo' You end up working for that guy.
Ethan When are we going to eat spaghetti?
Kate Its like nine in the morning.
Ethan So what? You've never had spaghetti for breakfast before?
Kate I don't eat carbs!
Ethan So I suppose you've never had a spaghetti sandwich before?
Kate This experience is so totally wasted on you...
Miss Ungermeyer Craft! Sanders! Separate!
Kate Oh, we did! And thank god!
Miss Ungermeyer Ok, let's try something at your education level and take a ten minute shopping break while I choke down an espresso.
Miss Ungermeyer You tell us where Lizzie is or this deck is gonna catch some serious air!
Ethan Well it's possible that she's at the Italian Music Video Awards doubling for the Italian pop star Isabella who's like totally her twin.
Ethan [pause]
Why does everyone always look at me like that?
Ethan The sting.
Gordo What sting?
Ethan You want a little mano a mano?
Gordo See, this is one of the reasons that me and you aren't friends. 'Cause I-I never have any idea what you're talking about.
Ethan Ya, see. Some dudes get the approach. Others, the sting. That Italian dude? He's big-time approach.
Gordo I actually feel my brain turning into goo.
Ethan Embrace the sting. That's what you're vibin' here from Lizzie.
Gordo Wait a minute. Now, you actually think that I'm jealous of Paolo.
Ethan Word.
Gordo [chuckling]
Oh, no. No, see, that would mean that I like Lizzie as more than a friend.
Ethan See? What do you mean you and I have trouble communicating, bro?
Gordo [annoyed]
You're wrong, man!
Gordo [Isabella stands opposite Lizzie, and Gordo is freaked out by the resemblance]
Freaky, huh?
Lizzie Way freaky!
Isabella [in her Italian accent]
Way, way freaky!
Jo McGuire
[Jo McGuire is trying to get assistance from the hotel desk clerk]
That's McGuire, Lizzie McGuire.
Giorgio Yes, we are in the travel guides.
Jo McGuire
No, no, we're the parents of Lizzie.
Giorgio Ah. l Via Liuzzi. I call a cab. Is very far.
Jo McGuire
Anyone else want to get up to the plate?
Isabella [holding up a tabloid picture]
Who is this girl? I've been on the island this whole time...
Gordo [crawls underneath the mob]
I can explain. That's my friend, Lizzie McGuire.
Isabella [He is dragged up to his feet by two security guards] [to security guards]
Put him down, put him down. [looks around, turns to Gordo] We need to talk... in private.
[Isabella pulls him away]
