M Mater
Finn, you’re okay!
Listen to me. The bomb is on you! They knew you'd try to help McQueen. When we were knocked out, they planted it your air filter!
M Mater
[blows air filter cover off and sees the bomb on his air filter, and looks at Allinol]
Uh-oh.
M Mater
[alarmed]
Stop right there!
Oh, man, I've been so worried about you!
M Mater
Don't come any closer!
M Mater
No, I'm not okay! Stay away from me!
Hold everything. A tow truck has just raced onto the track, and he's driving backwards!
Normally, an emergency vehicle on the track means there's been an accident.
Wait, wait. Lightning McQueen is chasing him!
M Mater
Stay back! If you get close to me, you're gonna get hurt real bad!
I know I made you feel that way before, but none of that matters! Because we're best friends!
And McQueen seems to be having a conversation with a tow truck.
I don’t know who that truck is Brent. But I’ll tell you what, he’s got to be the world's best backwards driver! [Prof. Z chuckles]
M Mater
McQueen, you don’t get it! I'm the bomb!
Yes, Mater! You are the bomb! That’s what I’m trying to say here! You’ve always been the bomb! And you’ll always be the bomb!
[his tire is almost at the detonation button]
Almost there.
I'm not... letting you... GET AWAY AGAIN!!! [grabs Mater's tow cable]
M Mater
Got to keep away from McQueen!
[suddenly frightened by the rockets]
Oh, my gosh!
[Mater rockets off at a tremendous speed, dragging McQueen with him.]
[to Holly Shiftwell; ?]
Have you lost your mind?!
HS Holly Shiftwell
But I Thought—
Mater, This Chap Needs A Tow. Hook Him Up.
T Tomber
You Rusty Piece Of Junk, Get Your Dirty Hook Off Me!
[Speaks In French To A Car In The Garage]
Allez, Maintenant - Vite!
[The Car In The Garage Fless As Holley, Mater, & Tomber Enter, Who Angrily Talks In French As Finn Closes The Garage Door So To Keep Anyone From Coming In] .
T Tomber
[Gets Released By Mater]
Electroshock! Are You Kidding Me?!
Easy Tomber. This is her field assignment; she didn't know you were my informant.
T Tomber
A rookie? Huh, I Never Liked New Car Smell.
Tomber Was Doing 20-To-Life In A Moroccan Impound The First Time I saved him, if I Recall Correctly.
T Tomber
Speaking Of Recalls, you're getting up there in mileage, aren't you, Finn?
All Right We Get It, You Both Know Each Other You're Both Old, So Here You Go Informant: Inform Us.
T Tomber
Beuck, that is the worst motor ever made. [Gasps] Wait, That Oil Filter, Those Wheel Bearings.
Do Those Parts Look Familiar, Tomber?
T Tomber
They Should. I Sold Them.
T Tomber
No Idea, He's My Best Customer, But He Always Does His Business Over The Phone, I Was Always Wondering Why He Needs So Many Parts, Now I Know.
M Mater
Well, a lemon needs parts. Ain't Nothing Truer Than That.
M Mater
Yeah You Know, Cars That Don't Ever Work Right, Lemons Is A Tow Truck's Bread And Butter Like 'Em Gremlins & Pacers We Run Into At The Party & The Race & The Airport.
Holley, Pull Up The Pictures From The Oil Platform; I Want To Know What Other Type Of Cars Were Out There.
Right Let's See Um, There Were Hugos & Trunkovs.
Mater, Are These Cars Considered Lemons?
M Mater
Is The Popmobile Catholic?
Finn, Everyone Involved In This Plot Is One Of History's Biggest Loser Cars.
And They're All Taking Their Orders From The Car Behind This Engine.
T Tomber
Ah, This Explains It!
T Tomber
Gremlin, Pacer, Hugo, & Trunkov Never Get Together, But They Are Having A Secret Meeting In Two Days.
Where's This Meeting Taking Place?
T Tomber
Porto Corsa, Italy.
M Mater
That's Where The Next Race Is!
Then There's A Good Chance Our Mystery Engine Will Be There Too.
T Tomber
Your Chances Are More Than Good; I Just Sent Him A New Clutch Assembly Yesterday To Porto Corsa.
Holley, Contact Stephenson And Have Him Meet Us At Gare De Lyon. Good Work. [Mater & Tomber Smiled And Nodded At Each Other Respectfully, They're On A Electric Bullet Train Named Stevenson Who Sped Through A Snowly Countryside Into A Tunnel And Watch Footage Of Each Lemon With Black Bodyguards Of Their Basis Who Hold Up Other Cars So They Can Past At The Traffic Lights].
M Mater
Boy I'll Tell You What That Three-Wheeled Feller Had To Be Right About A Big Meeting, You Never See This Many Lemons In One Town; 'Less There's A Swap Meet Or Something. [To Holley] Hey, How'd You Get All Them Pictures?
Well I Remotely Reprogrammed Porto Corsa's Red Light Cameras To Do Recognition Scans.
M Mater
Wow, not only are you the prettiest car I Ever Met, but you're the smartest too.
M Mater
[Noticing A Blue Tow Truck Towing A Yellow Hugo In The Hugo Group]
That's A Familiar Sight A Hugo Being Towed, But He Looks Absolutely Perfect!
Of Course, They Must Be The Heads Of The Lemon Families.
M Mater
Makes Sense If I Was Rich And Broke Down Every Day, I'd Hire Me To Tow Me Around All The Time Too!
We've Got To Infiltrate That Meeting; It's The Only Way To Find Out Who's Behind All This.
[Takes A Picture Of Mater]
Hold Still.
M Mater
[Affected By The Flash Of The Camera]
Ow! [Holley Connects Her Telescoping Utility Arm Into The Monitor And Moves The Image Of Mater's Front Over The Blue Tow Truck As Well As Making It Turn To Blue, Showing That They Look Similar].
Ah-Ah, Good Job Miss Shiftwell.
M Mater
Boy, I Sure Wish My Friends Could See Me Now.
Mama Topolino [At Luigi & Guido's village in Italy, Uncle Topolino talks to Lightning about his recent tiff with Mater] [Speaks In Italian]
UT Uncle Topoline
She Said You Look Like You Are Starving That She's Gonna Make You A Big Meal And Fatten You Up.
Oh No, Mama Topolino, please, You Don't Have To Make A Fuss.
UT Uncle Topolino
Capisco, I Understand. Is A Problem Yes Between You & A Friend?
UT Uncle Topolino
A Wise Car Hears One Word And Understands Two That And Luigi Told Me. [McQueen Gives A Smug Look] While Mama Cooks, Come And Take A Stroll With Me.
I Brought My Friend Mater Along On The Trip, And I Told Him He Needed To Act Different Than We Weren't In Radiator Springs.
UT Uncle Topolino
This Mater Is A Close Friend?
UT Uncle Topolino
Then Why Would You Ask Him To Be Someone Else?
[Thinking For A Moment]
What Did I Do? I Said Some Things During Our Fight.
UT Uncle Topolino
You know, back when Guido and Luigi used to work for me, they would fight over everything. They fight over what Ferrari was the best Ferrari, which one of them looked more like a Ferrari. There were even some non-Ferrari fights. So, tell me them, va bene! It's okay to fight. Everybody fights now and then, especially best friends. But you gotta make up fast. No fight more important than friendship. Chi trova un'amico, trova un tesoro.
Mama Topolino Whoever finds a friend, finds a treasure. Now mangia, eat!
I got to admit, you tricked us real good.
And we don't like being tricked. [Rod chuckles] Hey! What's so funny?
Rod Torque Redline Well, you know, I was just wearing a disguise. You guys are stuck looking like that. [Grem pushes a lever, turning the magnet off, and causing Rod to land on a small platform, where one of the Lemon Cars pushes a fuel tank of Allinol towards him.] Allinol? Thanks, fellas! I hear this stuff is good for you.
So you think Allinol by itself is good for you. [presses a button, which causes some cylinders attached to the platform to turn Rod's rear tires and make whirring sounds as his status bar shows his speedometer going up] But after microscopic examination, I have found that it has one small weakness. When hit with an electromagnetic pulse, it becomes extremely dangerous.
[moves a camera-disguised EMP generator forward]
Smile for the camera.
Rod Torque Redline Is that all you want? I got a whole act.
You were very interested in this camera on the oil platform. Now you will witness what it really does.
Rod Torque Redline Whatever you say, Professor.
[as a Pacer comes up with a TV screen showing a picture of Rod with a Japanese pink car while in disguise]
You talked up a lot of cars last night. Which one's your associate?
Rod Torque Redline Your mother. Oh, no, I'm sorry, it was your sister. You know, I can't tell them apart these days.
Could I start it now, Professor Z?
Go 50% power. [Grem then pushes a lever beneath the EMP generator that causes the lens to light up and make whirring sounds, going to 50% power] The camera is actually an electromagnetic pulse emitter.
[showing Rod a picture of him with Shigeko]
What about her? Did you give it to her?
The Allinol is now heating to a boil, dramatically expanding, causing the engine block to crack under the stress, forcing oil into the combustion chamber. [While Zündapp is talking, Rod's engine is heard cracking, then the oil is heard flowing.]
[showing Rod a picture of him with a Japanese red Ferrari at a sushi stand]
How about him? Did you talk to him?!
Rod Torque Redline [as smoke gets emitted from his tailpipes]
What do I care?! I can replace an engine block
You may be able to, but after full impact of the pulse, [as Grem pushes the generator's lever to 75% power] unfortunately, there will be nothing to replace.
[showing Rod a picture of him With Mater in the bathroom]
How about him? Does he have it?
[Rod trembles upon seeing the image, which Zündapp then notices and looks at the picture.]
That's him. He's the one.
Rod Torque Redline [last words]
NO!
[through cell phone to the Lemon Kingpin]
Yes, sir, we believe the infiltrator has passed along sensitive information.
LK Lemon Kingpin
[through phone]
Right away!
I will take care of it before any damage can be done. [hangs up] The project is still on schedule. You will find the second agent and kill him. [Zündapp then pushes the generator's lever to 100% power, which the screen then shows the picture of Rod and Mater, zooming in as a reflection of Rod is shown, shaking as the generator's electromagnetic pulse gets more powerful, before he finally explodes, cut into the screen shows a distant view of Mount Fuji and a Japanese tower while the WGP theme begins]
Japan, land of the rising sun, where ancient tradition meets modern technology. Welcome to the inaugural running of the World Grand Prix. I'm Brent Mustangburger, here with racing legends Darrell Cartrip and David Hobbscap. There's never been a competition like this before. First, Allinol, making its debut tonight as the required fuel for all these great champions. Second, the course itself, and it's like nothing we've ever seen before. David, how exactly does this competition work?
Well, Brent, all three of these street courses are classic round-the-house racetracks. [the camera shows the labelled in Japan, Italy and England] This means that the LMP and Formula cars should break out of the gate in spectacular fashion. Look for Francesco Bernoulli in particular to lead early. And with a series of technical turns throughout GT and Touring cars, like Spain's Miguel Camino should make up some ground, but I doubt it'll be enough to stop Francesco from absolutely running away with it.
Whoa, now just hold your horsepower. You're forgetting the most important factor here: that early dirt track section of the course! The dirt is supposed to be the great equalizer in this race.
French Rally Car Raoul ÇaRoule Is Counting On A Big Boost Headed Through There.
And Don't Forget Lightning McQueen, His Mentor The Hudson Hornet Was One Of The Greatest Dirt Track Races Of All Time In My Opinion, McQueen Is The Best All Round Racer In This Competition.
Really, Darrell, I think you need to clean your windshield. You're clearly not seeing this for what it is: Francesco's race to lose. [The WGP racers roll into the starting line to prepare to race.]
It's time to find out. The racers are lockin' into the grid.
[closes his eyes as a pre-race ritual]
Speed. I am speed.
[laughs mockingly]
Really? You are speed? Then Francesco is triple speed. [closes his eyes] Francesco is triple speed. Oh-ho! Francesco likes this, McQueen. It's-a really getting him into the zone! [revs his engine]
[complains about Francesco]
He is so getting beat today. [revs his engine; the lights turn from red to green, and the first race is underway; one Set Of Red Lights Turns On One-By-One Before Another Set Of Lights Beneath It Turns Green, The Races Start The First Lap With Raoul ÇaRoule & Miguel Camino Leading Through The Narrow Streets Of Tokyo Before Raoul Gets Overtaken By Max Schnell, Carla Veloso, & Miguel Gets Overtaken By Jeff Gorvette, Shu Todoroki, Lightning McQueen, Francesco Bernoulli, Nigel Gearsley, Lewis Hamilton, & Rip Clutchgoneski Behind Him As McQueen & Francesco Make Their Moves Around Jeff, Carla, Raoul, & Max Which Francesco Takes The Lead With McQueen And Go Around The First Corner].
JL John Lassetire
Jeff, Your Tires Are.
BM Bruno Motoreau
[Mumbling To Raoul]
.
MM Mach Matsuo
[Mumbling To Shu]
.
GM Giuseppe Motorosi
[Mumbling To Francesco]
.
Your Suspension Sets Look Good.
Tire Pressure Is Excellent!
M Mater
And He's Awesome.
C Crowd
[Chanting And Clapping]
McQueen, McQueen, McQueen! [The Screen Shows Finn & Holley Inside A Building Overlooking The Pit Road And Have Their Eyes On Mater, Who Is Wearing A Headset].
Why is he in the Pits? He's so Exposed.
It's His Cover, One Of The Best I've Seen Too. Look at the detail on the rust; it must have cost him a fortune.
[Using Her On-Board Computer Dual Trackball Platforms]
But Why Hasn't He Contacted Us Yet?
There's Probably Heat On Him: Be Patient.
Right, Of Course, He'll Signal Us When He Can.
And Then We Find Out Who's Behind All This.
[Announcing]
As They Head Into The Palace Hairpin, Francesco Builds An Early Lead.
Ah Hang On Boys, Here Comes The Dirt, Slipping And Sliding Baby.
M Mater
McQueen, It's Time To Make Your Move. Get On The Outside And Show Them What Doc Taught You.
[As Francesco Struggles To Brake On The Dirt]
Oh Boy, Francesco's Brought To A Screeching Halt!
[As McQueen Uses Doc's "Turn Right To Go Left" Trick To Overtake Francesco]
Lightning McQueen Is The First To Take Advantage And Just Like That, Folks, Francesco's Lead Is Left In The Dust.
Nice call, Mater. Keep It Up.
It's Finn McMissile! But you're dead!
Then this shouldn't hurt at all. [sprays both Acer and Petey with a fire extinguisher, blinding them]
[On TV]
Crashes Are A Part Of Racing, I Know, But Something Like That Should Never Happen.
[On TV]
They're Letting You Choose Your Fuel For The Final Race. Do You Have Any Idea What It's Gonna Be?
Did He Just Say Allinol?!
[On TV]
My Friend Fillmore says the fuel's safe; that's good enough for me. I Didn't Stand By A Friend Of Mine Recently; I'm Not Gonna Make The Same Mistake Twice.
[On TV]
So, a surprising revelation from Lightning McQueen: he will use Allinol in the final race despite what occurred today.
LK Lemon Kingpin
[Through The Telephone]
Till Lightning McQueen Is Dead!
Of Course. [The Phone Call Ends] Allinol Must Be Finished For Good. McQueen Cannot Win The Last Race. Lightning McQueen Must Be Killed!
M Mater
No!
[Mater Bumps Into A TV Which Breaks His Special Siren Light, He Turns Into All The Silly Disguises And Turns Normal] .
It's The American Spy!!!
[The Lemons Aim Guns At Him] .
[Gets The Gatling Guns Out Of Mater's Bodywork]
Gatling Gun: Request Acknowledged.
You Actually Care About That Race Car: A Pity You Didn't Warn Him In Time.
[The Transport Vehicle's Door Shuts, Trapping Mater Inside And Blacks Him Out With Sleeping Gas] .
M Mater
[From Off-Screen]
Idiot, Is That How You See Me?
[From Off-Screen]
That's How Everyone Sees You, I Tell You That's The Genius Of It, No One Realizes They're Being Fooled Because They're Too Busy Laughing At The Fool... [Echoes].
[Mater Opens The Door Like Gates Of Heaven, The First Flashback In Crowd In Tokyo, Japan] .
M Mater
[Been Leaked On The Stage]
But I Never Leak Oil Never!
Mater, you have to get a hold of yourself; you're making a scene!
M Mater
[At The Sixth Flashback...] [Noticed His Friend's Angry Glare]
Wait A Minute, I Didn't Screw Ya Up Did I?
[Angrily]
I LOST THE RACE BECAUSE OF YOU!!
M Mater
Maybe If I Talked To Somebody–
[Angrily]
I Don't Need Your Help! I Don't Want Your Help! [Echoes].
[Mater Sadly Lowers His Head And Hears The Words Echoed Around Him] .
M Mater
[Banging The Gong As Random Cars Laugh]
Bang The Gong: Get It On!
[Voice]
Listen, This Isn't Radiator Springs. This Is Exactly Why I Don't Bring You Along To These Things!
[Watching in terror, he wakes up to find himself tied up above a set of cogs. As a bell chimes, he looks around the room filled with gears and sees Finn and Holley also tied up, dangling in the teeth of the gears next to him.] .
M Mater
Holley! Finn! Where Are We?
We're In London Mater, Inside Big Bentley.
[The Camera Zooms Out To Show The Outside Of The Great Elizabeth Tower Where Big Bentley Is With The Clock Saying 3 O'Clock In The Afternoon, The Changes Shot To Show The Tower Next To The Houses Of Parliament As The Ropes Holding Mater & The Cages Unwind] .
M Mater
Oh, this, this is all my fault.
M Mater
But I Am Remember, You Said So.
Where Did I? Oh, Mater, I Was Complimenting You On What A Good Spy You Are.
M Mater
[Frustrated]
I'M NOT A SPY!!!! The voices echoed as Finn and Holley felt completely shocked.] I've Been Trying To Tell You That The Whole Time; I Really Am Just A Tow Truck.
M Mater
You Were Right Finn, I'm A Fool And What's Happened To McQueen Is 'Cause I'm Such A Big One: This Is All My Fault.
[They Notice Grem & Acer Arrive In An Elevator] .
[To Mater, Holley and Finn]
Good, You're Up.
[Uncovers The EMP Generator]
Professor Z Wanted You To Have A Front-Row Seat For The Death Of Lightning McQueen.
M Mater
He's Still Alive?
Sally Carrera We Came As Soon As You Called.
I Called To Talk To Mater; It Never Occurred To Me That He Wouldn't Be There.
Sheriff Is Talking To Scotland Yard Right Now.
And Sarge Is In Touch With His Friends In The British Military.
Sally Carrera You Just Need To Focus On The Race.
I know, but, Sally, with everything going on, I'm not sure... Sir Axlerod.
[At the third and final race in London, Grem has the E.M.P. ray aimed at Lightning]
Here he comes.
[Mater watches horrified as Grem starts the Emitter at 100% power. The Emitter's red light glows brightly. The Emitter continues to aim at Lightning, but nothing happens to him and he continues racing]
What happened?
M Mater
So, there we were, my rocket jets goin' full blast, McQueen hangin' on for dear life, when suddenly, them two nasty lemons come out of nowhere with guns drawn. We was goners. But then, out of nowhere, this beautiful spy car swoops in from the sky to save us.
M Minny
That's a very entertaining story, young man.
V Van
Oh, Minny, please. Come on! None of this happened. Rocket jets, flying spy cars--
[out of nowhere]
No, you're quite right. [landing] It does sound a bit far-fetched.
M Mater
Holley! What are you doing here?
Hello, Mater! It's so good to see you again.
Our Satellites Picked Up An Urgent Communiqué.
M Mater
Oh, man. Y'all is gon' have a great time. Everybody, this here's Finn McMissile. He's a secret agent. Don't tell nobody. And this is Holley Shiftwell. She's--
I'm Mater's girlfriend. It's so nice to meet you all.
[Guido's jaw drops, his forks hit the ground in shock] [smiling]
Guido believe you now.
[Looking At Holley's Dent]
Whoa Honey, You Got A Nasty Dent There.
V Van
Was That From When You Swooped In And You Saved Them In London?
V Van
What, I'm Just Asking!
Ah, don't you worry, sweet pea. My Baby Ramone Can Get That Fixed Up For You In No Time.
Yeah, sure thing, man. No problem, Just Let Me Go Get My Tools.
Oh-No-No, I-I'm Keeping That Dent; It's Way Too Valuable.
L Lizzie
A Valuable Dent, Oh, She's As Crazy As Mater.
M Mack
Oh Those Two Are Perfect For Each Other.
You know, there's one thing I still don't get. The bad guys hit me with the beam from the camera, right? So, why didn't I...
M Mater
[finishing his friend's question]
Explode in a fiery inferno?
We couldn't figure that out, either.
Our investigation proved that Allinol was actually gasoline, and Axlerod engineered it so when it got hit by the beam it would explode.
Wait a second, Fillmore; You said my fuel was safe.
[Everyone turns and curiously looks at Fillmore]
If you're implying that I switched out that rot-gut excuse for alternative fuel with my all-natural, sustainable, organic biofuel just because I never trusted Axlerod, you're dead wrong, man. It was him. [points to Sarge]
Once big oil, always big oil... man.
Tree-hugger.
[The Camera Shows On A Banner Saying "Radiator Springs Grand Prix" Before Moving Down To Show Sheriff Slowly Driving Along The Main Road With The World Grand Prix Racers Behind Him With The Spectators Watching Beside Hay Bales Being Used As Barriers] .
The Radiator Springs Grand Prix Is About To Begin. All Spectators, Clear The Starting Line.
LH Lewis Hamilton
Man, I Can't Wait To Get Rocking; This Is Gonna Be Wicked!
JG Jeff Gorvette
Yeah, We Should Do This Every Year.
Yeah, I Just Figured We Never Found Out Who The World's Fastest Car Is, plus no press, no trophy, just racing the way I Like It.
Francesco Likes It Like This Too.
Francesco, I'd Like You To Meet—
Signorina Sally, It Is Official, Lightning McQueen Is The Luckiest Car In The World.
Sally Carrera Why Thank You. [Chuckles].
