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Finn: Come with me, please, sir.
Mater: But I’m gonna miss my plane.
Finn: Right this way.
Mater: Ah, doggone it. This is about my hook, ain’t it? I know I should have checked it, but i can’t, really. [as they go into the waiting room] Look. It’s attached to me. Hey, I know you. You’re that feller from the karate demonstration.
Finn: I never properly introduced myself. Finn McMissile, British intelligence.
Mater: Tow Mater, Average Intelligence.
Finn: Who are you with? FBI, CIA?
Mater: Let's just say I'm a triple AAA affiliated. Yeah, I know some karate. I don't want to brag or nuttin', but I got me a black fan belt. You wanna see some moves I made up?
Finn: [hears a beeping sound and looks on his wing mirror to see through his spy camera that Grem and Acer are heading towards the room] You're being followed. [shoots a glass cutter at the window]
Mater: This first one, I can reach into a car's hood pull out his battery, and show it to him before he stalls. I call it, “What I accidentally did to my friend Luigi once.” [does karate moves, crushing an oil can] Hey! Hi-yah-pah! Hi-yah!
Grem: There he is!
Mater: Hi-hi-tah! Huh! [after Finn's glass cutter finishes cutting through the window] Look, I probably ought to go. I’m about to miss my flight. [starts to leave]
Finn: [grabbing Mater with his grappling hooks] Don’t worry. I’ve taken care of that. [pulls him towards the hole in the window]
Mater: Whoa!
Finn: [jumping through the hole] Hang on!!
Acer: [grunts]
Mater: Whoa-hah-hah-hah! This is first-class service. You don't even have to go through the terminal!
Airport crew member: [speaks Japanese, after seeing Grem and Acer going over the roof of boarding stairs and giving chase along the runway]
Mater: Your karate partners is back there. They kinda look like they tryin' to catch up!
Finn: Drive forward. Whatever you do, don’t stop!
Mater: Whoa!
Passenger plane driver: Whoa!
[Mater zigzags around the plane's wheels. Grem dodges the plane, and prepares to shoot a missile. Finn then releases a wheeled motorized jack, which comes to Grem and lifts him up at an angle]
Grem: Whoa... [releases his missile, before being tipped over] Aaahh!
[Seeing that the missile is heading towards him, Finn releases another one at it, causing the two missiles to explode behind him]
Mater: Is everythin' okay back there?
Siddeley: Finn, it's Sid. I'm on approach.
Finn: [through the radio] Roger that.
[Acer is shown pulling flatbed trolleys of baggage across the runway, blocking the path]
Mater: 'Member that whole thing about me not us not stoppin' no matter what?
[Just then, Siddeley appears and shits bullets at the flatbed trolleys to make some of them go up into the air and clear the path]
Mater: Whoa! I knew I shoulda done carry-on!
Finn: [to Siddeley] Thanks, old boy!
Siddeley: [lands on the runway while still moving] You got it, mate! [opens his back ramp]
Mater: [seeing Holley inside] Hey, doggonit! Look, it’s my imaginary girlfriend!
Holley: Come on! Get in here!
Mater: I tell you what, you really do want this first date, don't ya? [as Holley watches with a shocked face] That's a no-quit attitude right there! [Suddenly, gunshots are seen beside him] What the...?
[Behind him, Acer is chasing him, trying to hit him. One of the bullets deflates one of Siddeley's tires]
Siddeley: [being turned to the left and across the grass] Aargh!
Finn: Hold on, Sid.
[Siddeley stops turning and goes straight along another runway, while Acer still keeps trying to shoot bullets. Finn pulls out his gun and fires back, deflating Acer's front right tire.]
Acer: Aargh!
[Acer is turned towards boarding stairs through an airplane, where two waitresses notice him going through the air, before he comes out the other side and falls into a lavatory service truck's tank of automobile waste, making a muffled cry. Siddeley then lifts his bodywork up, as he hits some signs showing the airport's barriers up ahead.]
Siddeley: Come on, Finn! It’s now or never!
[Finn then spins around so that he is going forwards.]
Mater: Whoa!
[Quickly, Finn heads into Siddeley behind him.]
Siddeley: Hold on! [takes off just before he can hit the barriers]
Mater: [voice-over reading the letter] By the time you read this, I'll be safely on an airplane flying home. I'm so sorry for what I did.
Lightning: [reading Mater's letter in the Hotel Lobby] "I don't want to be the cause of you losing any more races. I want you to go prove to the world what I already know: [the camera pans to show Guido and Luigi with big dewy eyes, trying to hold it together] That you are the greatest race car in the whole wide world. Your best friend, Mater." [looks up] I didn't really want him to leave.
Luigi: Wait, there's more here. [moves to next page] "P.S. Please tell the hotel I didn't mean to order that movie. I thought it was just a preview and I didn't realize I was paying for it." [shifts the page] "P.P.S. That's funny right there. P.P."? [shifts the pages around] There's a few more pages of P.S's here.
Lightning: Well, at least I know if he's at home he'll be safe. ( foreshadowing: he definitely won't be...)


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