Jenifer Lewis movie quotes

View Quote [after magically fighting off Dr. Facilier's shadow minions] Not bad for a 197-year-old blind lady! Now, which one of you naughty children been messing with the Shadow Man? [Louis nervously points at Naveen, who grins sheepishly]

View Quote Like I told y'all, kissing a princess breaks the spell.

View Quote YOU AIN'T GOT THE SENSE YOU WAS BORN WITH!!! Y'all want to be human, but you're BLIND to what you NEED!

View Quote [The folks of Radiator Springs are sad that Lightning McQueen left without saying goodbye after fixing the main road.]
Tow Mater: He must've finished it while we was asleep.
Doc Hudson: [coldly] Good riddance. [drives off]
Flo: He's...gone?
Sarge: Well, we wouldn't want him to miss that race of his, would we?
[Sally drives off sadly.]
Ramone: [hears the Sheriff sniffling] Oh dude, are you crying?
Sheriff: [angrily] No, I'm HAPPY! I don't have to watch him every second of the day anymore! I'm glad he's gone!
Red: [speeds away crying, upset at Lightning's apparent departure]
Lightning McQueen: [appearing out of the blue] What's wrong with Red?
Tow Mater: [completely oblivious to Lightning's presence, while everyone gasps] Oh, he's just sad 'cause you left town and gone off to that big race to win your Piston Cup that you always dreamed of an' get that big fancy sponsorship you was talkin' about. [long pause] Wait a minute! I knew you wouldn't leave without sayin' goodbye! [Everyone laughs]

View Quote Lightning McQueen: [desperately trying to convince the rest of the gang that Doc was the Fabulous Hudson Hornet] Did you know Doc was a famous race car?
[Everybody doesn't believe him and start snickering.]
Sheriff: Doc? Our Doc?
Sarge: Not Doc Hudson.
Lightning McQueen: No no no no it's true! He's a real racing legend. He's the Fabulous Hudson Hornet!
Flo: Fabulous? I've never seen Doc drive more than 20 miles an hour. I mean have you ever seen him race?
Lightning McQueen: No, but I wish I could. They say that he was amazing. He won three Piston Cups!
Tow Mater: [spits out oil that he's drinking] He did what in his cup?

View Quote [The folks of Radiator Springs (except Doc) are sad that Lightning McQueen left without saying goodbye after fixing the main road.]
Mater: He's done? He must've finished it while we were all sleepin'.
Doc Hudson: Good riddance. [turns around and drives off]
Flo: He's gone?
Sarge: Well, we wouldn't want him to miss that race of his. [Sally drives off sadly.]
Ramone: [hears Sheriff sniffling] Oh, dude, are you crying?
Sheriff: [feigning anger in denial] No, I'm happy! I don't have to watch him every second of the day anymore! I'm glad he's gone! [Red speeds away sobbing, upset at the Sheriff's remarks and knocks down a stack of tires like last time.]
Lightning McQueen: [appearing out of nowhere] What's wrong with Red?
Mater: [completely oblivious to Lightning's presence, while everyone gasps] Oh, he's just sad 'cause you left town and went to your big race to win the Piston Cup that you always dreamed about your whole life, and get that big ol' sponsor, and that fancy helicopter you was talkin' about. [gasps] Wait a minute! [everyone (except Sheriff) laughs] I knowed you wouldn't leave without saying goodbye!
Sheriff: What're you doin' here, son? You're gonna miss your race! Don't worry- I'll give you a police escort and we'll make up the time.
Lightning McQueen: Thanks, Sheriff, but I don't think I'm ready to leave just yet.
Sheriff: Well- why not?
Lightning McQueen: I'm not sure if these- tires- can get me all the way to California.

View Quote Luigi: Oh, Lightning! Welcome home!
Flo: Good to have you back, honey.
Fillmore: Congratulations, man!
Sarge: Welcome home, Soldier.
Sheriff: This place wasn’t the same without you, son.
Lizzie: What? Did he go somewhere?
Lightning: It’s good to be home, everybody. [hears Mater’s horn and sees him coming] Mater.
Mater: McQueen! [Otis shrieks]
Lightning: Mater!
Mater: McQueen!
[Mater halts, making Otis flung into Ramone's House of Body Art, and stops on a hydraulic lift.]
Ramone: Hey, how far'd you make it this time, Otis?
Otis: Halfway... [panting] to the county line.
Ramone: Ooh, not bad, man! [turns on the lift for Otis]
Otis: I know! I can't believe it either!
Mater: McQueen, welcome back! [they fist bump with their front wheels]
Lightning: Mater, it’s good to see you!
Mater: You too, buddy, oh man, you ain’t gonna believe the things. I got planned for us.
Mack: Oh, these best friends greetings, they get longer every year.
Mater: You ready to have some serious fun?
Lightning: Well, actually I’ve got something to show you first.
[cut to Mater noticing McQueen's Hudson Hornet Piston Cup, honoring Doc Hudson who, like Paul Newman, died]
Mater: Wow! I can’t believe they renamed the Piston Cup after our very own Doc Hudson!

View Quote Lightning McQueen: [On TV] Crashes Are A Part Of Racing, I Know, But Something Like That Should Never Happen.
Darrell Cartrip: [On TV] They're Letting You Choose Your Fuel For The Final Race. Do You Have Any Idea What It's Gonna Be?
Lightning McQueen: [On TV] Allinol.
Lemons: [Gasps] What?!
J. Curby Gremlin: Did He Just Say Allinol?!
Darrell Cartrip: [On TV] After Today?
Lightning McQueen: [On TV] My Friend Fillmore says the fuel's safe; that's good enough for me. I Didn't Stand By A Friend Of Mine Recently; I'm Not Gonna Make The Same Mistake Twice.
Brent Mustangburger: [On TV] So, a surprising revelation from Lightning McQueen: he will use Allinol in the final race despite what occurred today.
Lemon Kingpin: [Through The Telephone] Till Lightning McQueen Is Dead!
Professor Zündapp: Of Course. [The Phone Call Ends] Allinol Must Be Finished For Good. McQueen Cannot Win The Last Race. Lightning McQueen Must Be Killed!
Mater: No!
[Mater Bumps Into A TV Which Breaks His Special Siren Light, He Turns Into All The Silly Disguises And Turns Normal].
Professor Zündapp: It's The American Spy!!!
[The Lemons Aim Guns At Him].
Mater: Dad-Gum!
Computer: [Gets The Gatling Guns Out Of Mater's Bodywork] Gatling Gun: Request Acknowledged.
Mater: Let Me Go!
Professor Zündapp: You Actually Care About That Race Car: A Pity You Didn't Warn Him In Time.
[The Transport Vehicle's Door Shuts, Trapping Mater Inside And Blacks Him Out With Sleeping Gas].
Mater: [From Off-Screen] Idiot, Is That How You See Me?
Finn McMissile: [From Off-Screen] That's How Everyone Sees You, I Tell You That's The Genius Of It, No One Realizes They're Being Fooled Because They're Too Busy Laughing At The Fool... [Echoes].
[Mater Opens The Door Like Gates Of Heaven, The First Flashback In Crowd In Tokyo, Japan].
Mater: [Been Leaked On The Stage] But I Never Leak Oil Never!
Lightning McQueen: Mater, you have to get a hold of yourself; you're making a scene!
[At The Sixth Flashback...]
Mater: [Noticed His Friend's Angry Glare] Wait A Minute, I Didn't Screw Ya Up Did I?
Lightning McQueen: [Angrily] I LOST THE RACE BECAUSE OF YOU!!
Mater: Maybe If I Talked To Somebody–
Lightning McQueen: [Angrily] I Don't Need Your Help! I Don't Want Your Help! [Echoes].
[Mater Sadly Lowers His Head And Hears The Words Echoed Around Him].
Mater: [Banging The Gong As Random Cars Laugh] Bang The Gong: Get It On!
Lightning McQueen: [Voice] Listen, This Isn't Radiator Springs. This Is Exactly Why I Don't Bring You Along To These Things!
[Watching in terror, he wakes up to find himself tied up above a set of cogs. As a bell chimes, he looks around the room filled with gears and sees Finn and Holley also tied up, dangling in the teeth of the gears next to him.].
Mater: Holley! Finn! Where Are We?
Finn McMissile: We're In London Mater, Inside Big Bentley.
[The Camera Zooms Out To Show The Outside Of The Great Elizabeth Tower Where Big Bentley Is With The Clock Saying 3 O'Clock In The Afternoon, The Changes Shot To Show The Tower Next To The Houses Of Parliament As The Ropes Holding Mater & The Cages Unwind].
Mater: Oh, this, this is all my fault.
Finn McMissile: Don't Be A Fool, Mater.
Mater: But I Am Remember, You Said So.
Finn McMissile: Where Did I? Oh, Mater, I Was Complimenting You On What A Good Spy You Are.
Mater: [Frustrated] I'M NOT A SPY!!!! The voices echoed as Finn and Holley felt completely shocked.] I've Been Trying To Tell You That The Whole Time; I Really Am Just A Tow Truck.
Holley Shiftwell: Finn, He's Not Joking.
Finn McMissile: I Know.
Mater: You Were Right Finn, I'm A Fool And What's Happened To McQueen Is 'Cause I'm Such A Big One: This Is All My Fault.
[They Notice Grem & Acer Arrive In An Elevator].
Grem: [To Mater, Holley and Finn] Good, You're Up.
Acer: And Just In Time.
Grem: [Uncovers The EMP Generator] Professor Z Wanted You To Have A Front-Row Seat For The Death Of Lightning McQueen.
Mater: He's Still Alive?
Acer: Not For Much Longer.
Sally Carrera: We Came As Soon As You Called.
Lightning McQueen: I Called To Talk To Mater; It Never Occurred To Me That He Wouldn't Be There.
Ramone: Sheriff Is Talking To Scotland Yard Right Now.
Flo: And Sarge Is In Touch With His Friends In The British Military.
Sally Carrera: You Just Need To Focus On The Race.
Lightning McQueen: I know, but, Sally, with everything going on, I'm not sure... Sir Axlerod.
[At the third and final race in London, Grem has the E.M.P. ray aimed at Lightning]
Grem: Here he comes.
[Mater watches horrified as Grem starts the Emitter at 100% power. The Emitter's red light glows brightly. The Emitter continues to aim at Lightning, but nothing happens to him and he continues racing]
Professor Zündapp: What happened?
Grem: I don't know, Professor.
Acer: What did you do.
Grem: I didn't do nothing.

View Quote Mater: So, there we were, my rocket jets goin' full blast, McQueen hangin' on for dear life, when suddenly, them two nasty lemons come out of nowhere with guns drawn. We was goners. But then, out of nowhere, this beautiful spy car swoops in from the sky to save us.
Minny: That's a very entertaining story, young man.
Van: Oh, Minny, please. Come on! None of this happened. Rocket jets, flying spy cars--
Holley Shiftwell: [out of nowhere] No, you're quite right. [landing] It does sound a bit far-fetched.
Mater: Holley! What are you doing here?
Holley Shiftwell: Hello, Mater! It's so good to see you again.
Mater: Finn!
Finn McMissile: Our Satellites Picked Up An Urgent Communiqué.
Luigi: So, you got-a my email.
Mater: Oh, man. Y'all is gon' have a great time. Everybody, this here's Finn McMissile. He's a secret agent. Don't tell nobody. And this is Holley Shiftwell. She's--
Holley Shiftwell: I'm Mater's girlfriend. It's so nice to meet you all.
[Guido's jaw drops, his forks hit the ground in shock]
Luigi: [smiling] Guido believe you now.
Flo: [Looking At Holley's Dent] Whoa Honey, You Got A Nasty Dent There.
Holley Shiftwell: Yeah.
Van: Was That From When You Swooped In And You Saved Them In London?
Minny: Van!
Van: What, I'm Just Asking!
Flo: Ah, don't you worry, sweet pea. My Baby Ramone Can Get That Fixed Up For You In No Time.
Ramone: Yeah, sure thing, man. No problem, Just Let Me Go Get My Tools.
Holley Shiftwell: Oh-No-No, I-I'm Keeping That Dent; It's Way Too Valuable.
Mater: [Grins].
Lizzie: A Valuable Dent, Oh, She's As Crazy As Mater.
Mack: Oh Those Two Are Perfect For Each Other.
Lightning McQueen: You know, there's one thing I still don't get. The bad guys hit me with the beam from the camera, right? So, why didn't I...
Mater: [finishing his friend's question] Explode in a fiery inferno?
Lightning McQueen: Yeah.
Finn McMissile: We couldn't figure that out, either.
Holley Shiftwell: Our investigation proved that Allinol was actually gasoline, and Axlerod engineered it so when it got hit by the beam it would explode.
Lightning McQueen: Wait a second, Fillmore; You said my fuel was safe.
[Everyone turns and curiously looks at Fillmore]
Fillmore: If you're implying that I switched out that rot-gut excuse for alternative fuel with my all-natural, sustainable, organic biofuel just because I never trusted Axlerod, you're dead wrong, man. It was him. [points to Sarge]
Sarge: Once big oil, always big oil... man.
Fillmore: Tree-hugger.
[The Camera Shows On A Banner Saying "Radiator Springs Grand Prix" Before Moving Down To Show Sheriff Slowly Driving Along The Main Road With The World Grand Prix Racers Behind Him With The Spectators Watching Beside Hay Bales Being Used As Barriers].
Sheriff: The Radiator Springs Grand Prix Is About To Begin. All Spectators, Clear The Starting Line.
Lewis Hamilton: Man, I Can't Wait To Get Rocking; This Is Gonna Be Wicked!
Jeff Gorvette: Yeah, We Should Do This Every Year.
Lightning McQueen: Yeah, I Just Figured We Never Found Out Who The World's Fastest Car Is, plus no press, no trophy, just racing the way I Like It.
Francesco Bernoulli: Francesco Likes It Like This Too.
Lightning McQueen: Francesco, I'd Like You To Meet—
Francesco Bernoulli: Signorina Sally, It Is Official, Lightning McQueen Is The Luckiest Car In The World.
Sally Carrera: Why Thank You. [Chuckles].

View Quote [last lines] Ha-ha! I never thought I'd see the day Jett Fillmore passed the ball! (Will and Jett: [calls Adi and Ari] Security!) Hold up, sucker. (Adi: Play time?) (Ari: Should we destroy?) (As payback for Flo selling the Thorns to Sunken City, the twins began to charge) (Adi and Ari: Destroy!) Hold up! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

View Quote I sold this team. The new Thorns are relocating to Sunken City. (Jett: I'm sorry, what? You're joking.) [chuckles] Oh, I never joke about money, honey. I brought Will onto this team to put butts in seats. But I didn't expect for you to actually win? I'm selling while the getting's good. (Jett: Wh-what's gonna happen to the team?) Oh, they're all GONE, sweetie! [chuckles] Cleaning house. And as for you... [chuckles] I made sure the new owners knew all about your... worn out body. And SUPRISE, SUPRISE! They weren't about to waste money on an old, broken down player who's NEVER GONNA WIN A CLAW! Oh, and tell the team to clean out their lockers after y'all lose. Enjoy your early retirement, Jett.