A character in Cars (2006)

Sarge quotes from Cars (2006)

Paul Dooley

Scenes with Sarge

6 scenes
Guido

Pit stop? [One of his only English phrases]

Guido

Okay!

Guido

Vai-Vai!

Jay Limo

I don't know what's harder to find: Lightning McQueen, or a crew chief that will work with him.

Governator

Lightning McQueen must be found at all costs!

Fred (rusty old car)

Lightning McQueen knows my name!

Fred (rusty old car)

Mario Andretti knows my name!

Junior

I just hope Lightning's okay. I'd hate to see anything bad happen to him!

Ferrari (to Guido at end, after Luigi fainted)

Wow. Spero che il tuo amico si riprenda; mi dicono che siete fantastici. ("I hope your friend recovers; they tell me that you guys are fantastic.") (faints)

Sarge

Take a car wash, hippie.

RV at second race

well, dip me in axel grease and call me slick! It surely is!!

Filmore
[looking at a stoplight blinking yellow]

I'm tellin' ya, man, every third blink is slower.

Sarge

The '60s weren't good to you, were they?

Lightning McQueen
[desperately trying to convince the rest of the gang that Doc was the Fabulous Hudson Hornet]

Did you know Doc was a famous race car?

Sheriff
[Everybody doesn't believe him and start snickering.]

Doc? Our Doc?

Sarge

Not Doc Hudson.

Lightning McQueen

No no no no it's true! He's a real racing legend. He's the Fabulous Hudson Hornet!

Flo

Fabulous? I've never seen Doc drive more than 20 miles an hour. I mean have you ever seen him race?

Lightning McQueen

No, but I wish I could. They say that he was amazing. He won three Piston Cups!

Tow Mater
[spits out oil that he's drinking]

He did what in his cup?

Sarge

WILL YOU TURN THAT DISRESPECTFUL JUNK OFF!?

Filmore

Respect the classics, man... its Hendrix!

Tow Mater
[The folks of Radiator Springs are sad that Lightning McQueen left without saying goodbye after fixing the main road.]

He must've finished it while we was asleep.

Doc Hudson
[coldly]

Good riddance. [drives off]

Flo

He's...gone?

Sarge

Well, we wouldn't want him to miss that race of his, would we?

Ramone
[Sally drives off sadly.] [hears the Sheriff sniffling]

Oh dude, are you crying?

Sheriff
[angrily]

No, I'm HAPPY! I don't have to watch him every second of the day anymore! I'm glad he's gone!

Red
[speeds away crying, upset at Lightning's apparent departure]
Lightning McQueen
[appearing out of the blue]

What's wrong with Red?

Tow Mater
[completely oblivious to Lightning's presence, while everyone gasps]

Oh, he's just sad 'cause you left town and gone off to that big race to win your Piston Cup that you always dreamed of an' get that big fancy sponsorship you was talkin' about. [long pause] Wait a minute! I knew you wouldn't leave without sayin' goodbye! [Everyone laughs]

Mater
[The folks of Radiator Springs (except Doc) are sad that Lightning McQueen left without saying goodbye after fixing the main road.]

He's done? He must've finished it while we were all sleepin'.

Doc Hudson

Good riddance. [turns around and drives off]

Flo

He's gone?

Sarge

Well, we wouldn't want him to miss that race of his. [Sally drives off sadly.]

Ramone
[hears Sheriff sniffling]

Oh, dude, are you crying?

Sheriff
[feigning anger in denial]

No, I'm happy! I don't have to watch him every second of the day anymore! I'm glad he's gone! [Red speeds away sobbing, upset at the Sheriff's remarks and knocks down a stack of tires like last time.]

Lightning McQueen
[appearing out of nowhere]

What's wrong with Red?

Mater
[completely oblivious to Lightning's presence, while everyone gasps]

Oh, he's just sad 'cause you left town and went to your big race to win the Piston Cup that you always dreamed about your whole life, and get that big ol' sponsor, and that fancy helicopter you was talkin' about. [gasps] Wait a minute! [everyone (except Sheriff) laughs] I knowed you wouldn't leave without saying goodbye!

Sheriff

What're you doin' here, son? You're gonna miss your race! Don't worry- I'll give you a police escort and we'll make up the time.

Lightning McQueen

Thanks, Sheriff, but I don't think I'm ready to leave just yet.

Sheriff

Well- why not?

Lightning McQueen

I'm not sure if these- tires- can get me all the way to California.

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