Chick Hicks quotes from Cars (2006)

Chick Hicks

The Piston Cup? I'ts mine, dude.

Chick Hicks

Wow McQueen, that must've been really embarassing. But I wouldn't worry about it... because I didn't do it!!!!!!!

Chick Hicks

Hey McQueen... eat your heart out.

Chick Hicks

McQueen, seriously, that was some pretty darn nice racing out there...BY ME! Welcome to the Chick Era, baby!

Chick Hicks

The Piston Cup? It's mine, dude! Hey fellas, how do you think I'll look in Dinoco Blue? [pauses] DINOCO BLUE! Ahahaha!

Lightning McQueen

In your dreams, Thunder.

Chick Hicks

Yeah, well..."Thunder"? What's he talking about, "Thunder"?

Lightning McQueen

Oh, you know, because 'Thunder' always comes after Lightning! Ka-chow!

A video game-exclusive sequel to the movie of the same name.

So, turn right to go left, right?

Lightning McQueen

Uh, yeah.

Whoa. Deep.

Doc Hudson

You still remember how to handle yourself on dirt?

Lightning McQueen

Yeah yeah, right to go left. And this time, I'm not going into the cactus, old timer.

Lightning McQueen

Hey! This isn't how the story goes!

Tow Mater

I won! I won! W-U-N won!

Doc Hudson

You race like you run your mouth, you'd have that Piston Cup already!

Now, why gold, my dear boy?

This is all about the winning. You cannot take first place if you do not look the part.

Oh? And what makes you think you can best us in the next competition?

Easy. I see you have silver on your rims.

Lightning McQueen

He's got a point there.

You think you's the best racecar around. Well, if you want ta be the best, first you gotta beat the best.

Lightning McQueen

I take it that would be you's guys?

What, you don't believe us? You don't believe me, I will t'row down wit' you right here, right now!

Yeah! Throw down! Down to the ground! On the road! [Vince slaps Barry]

Oh my gosh! There he is!

It's totally him!

Hi Lightning!

Remember us?

Lightning McQueen

Of course, are you kidding? Who could forget... Yeah, you look familiar. Yeah.

He remembers us!

Tow Mater

Hey, what's that red light flashin' in there for?

Uh dude, it means you're on live on camera.

Tow Mater

I'm on the TV? WHOO-HOO! I gotta call the relatives!

MCQUEEN! GET OVER HERE! I WILL FLATTEN YOU LIKE A PANCAKE!

YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM US! AH-HA-HA-HA!

AAAAAAAAAAH!

Lightning McQueen

Well? What'd you think?

That was, yeah, that was a pretty cool jump.

Lightning McQueen

A jump? That wasn't a jump! Didn't you see me? I flew!

Looked like a jump to me.

Lightning McQueen

What are you talking about? When I took off, those two birds in that tree, I heard them. One said "Look, it's a flying car!"

Uh...bird's can't talk.

Lightning McQueen

Yeah, but if they could, they would say...look, I can fly. [Sally passes by and eyes him]

Lightning McQueen

Yeah, I forgot to tell you Chick. The roads around here aren't like the tracks you and I are used to. They got these things called "right turns".

Chick Hicks

Right turns - who cares? Wasn't a real race anyway. Nobody saw it. You know, if a tree falls in a forest and there's nobody around to be seen, does anybody see it? I mean, hear it?
[Character Select quotes in Arcade Mode and VS. Mode] Lightning McQueen
Have you ever heard the word "perfection"? That's me! Yeah, me, Lightning McQueen.