Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice" quotes from Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)

Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice"

I swear on my dead mother's soul.

Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice"

Bob, you and the boys stand guard. Nobody gets through.

Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice"

I'm needed upstairs. Bob, hold down the fort.

Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice"

I've never seen that chick before in my life or afterlife.

Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice"

You know, Bob, long distance relationships can be difficult, especially when one of you is dead and the other is ignoring you for thirty years. But Lydia and I, we have definite psychic connection, and I'll tell you something, she definitely saw me that last time. I felt a little tingle.

Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice"

Spill your guts. Who wants to go first? Alright, I will. [opens his shirt and his guts spill out like eels] See? I'm willing to do the work.

Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice"

First of all, I want you two kids know, this is a safe space, okay? Feel free to express yourself. Don't be afraid. I sense an enabler here, but we'll get to that.

Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice"

Really? Is this a figment of your imagination?

Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice"

Really more nightmare material.

Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice"

We'd like to thank you all for coming to this very special occasion, but right now, I would like a little privacy.

Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice"

My ex-wife is back.

Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice"

Guilty as charged.

Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice"

What the (bleep)?

Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice"

Hey, I'm into some freaky shit myself. But even I have my limitations.

Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice"

I think it was Dostoevsky that said..."Later, ****er!"

Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice"

Should've got married in Vegas.

Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice"

I just had the weirdest dream.

Wolf Jackson

Recognize this puss?

Beetlejuice

Never seen that chick before in my life. Or afterlife.

Lydia Deetz

I need you to help me save my daughter. But how do I know that you're going to keep your word?

Beetlejuice

I swear on my dead mother's soul. [Bursts into flame]

Rory

You're that thing from my dream.

Beetlejuice

Really more nightmare material, but thanks.