Astrid Deetz
My mom grew up here, that old house on the hill.
A line from Astrid Deetz
When you're all on your third kid and second divorce, we'll see who gets the last laugh.
More lines from Astrid Deetz
5 quotes Astrid Deetz
Astrid Deetz
Sometimes, I think life is harder.
Astrid Deetz
Pain and suffering are always inevitable.
Astrid Deetz
Ghosts aren't real. Only gullible people believe that kind of crap.
Astrid Deetz
I swear, the Afterlife is so random.
Scenes with Astrid Deetz
3 scenes
Rory
[Walks up to Astrid at Charles Deetz's funeral wake]
Listen, if you ever need to process any of your emotions, I'm here for you.
Astrid Deetz
[Puts hand to chest and belches]
Emotions processed. Thanks.
Astrid Deetz
Oh, I found that on the floor. Hey, who's Beetlejuice?
Lydia Deetz
Don't ever say that name! Not ever!
Astrid Deetz
Beetlejuice.
Lydia Deetz
No! Astrid, I'm serious. If you say that name three times, really bad stuff is gonna happen.
Astrid Deetz
Like what?
Lydia Deetz
In fact, this attic is off-limits. Do you understand me?
Astrid Deetz
Yeah, I understand that you're crazy.
Jeremy
[Leaps down from treehouse after Astrid bumps into it on bicycle, with him chortling]
Are you okay? What happened?
Astrid Deetz
Yeah, I'll live. Uh, what are you reading?
Jeremy
[Displays book]
Crime and Punishment.
Astrid Deetz
One of those.
Jeremy
"One of those?" What does that mean?
Astrid Deetz
Nothing. I've read it three times.
Jeremy
Did you really?
Astrid Deetz
Yeah. "Pain and suffering are always inevitable."
Jeremy
Yes. Yeah, I... I can't believe you are quoting Dostoevsky. That's... where have you been all my life? [They both chuckle]
