Jenna Ortega movie quotes

View Quote When you're all on your third kid and second divorce, we'll see who gets the last laugh.

View Quote My mom grew up here, that old house on the hill.

View Quote Sometimes, I think life is harder.

View Quote [Ghostface is pursuing Tara at the hospital. While doing this, he notices an unconscious Richie's cell phone ringing. Ghostface turns on his voice changer and answers the call]
Sam: Richie! Are you at the hospital?
Ghostface: Hello, Samantha. Richie can't come to the phone right now. He's finding out what happens to people who stick their noses in a business that doesn't concern them.
Sam: Please don't hurt him.
Ghostface: I'll tell you what. You can choose. I'll only kill one.
Sam: What? What? Tara!
Ghostface: Who do you want to hear die?
Sam: No, please! I'm begging you! Please don't hurt them!
Ghostface: Really? You can't save your own sister? All you have to do is say, "Kill Richie". [Knocks Tara off her wheelchair]
Sam: Tara! Don't hurt her! Please! Please! Please! I'm begging you!
Ghostface: Or say, "Kill Tara". And I'll make sure to hit all the organs I missed last time.
Tara: F**k you!
Sam: I'm begging you, please don't hurt her.
Ghostface: Last chance to save one. Choose!
Sam: Why are you doing this?
Ghostface: You want to know why, Sam? Maybe it's because you're a selfish b*tch who can't even make a decision to save the life of someone you love. Maybe you're too weak for this franchise.
Sam: Maybe you're right. Or maybe I'm just stalling for time, f**khead!
[Sam and Dewey arrive and Dewey shoots, forcing Ghostface to flee]

View Quote Tara: You're not the reason Dad left. You didn't choose where you came from, or who you came from. I don't blame you for that. I blame you for leaving me, too.
Sam: That's never gonna happen again.
Tara: I know.
Sam: [Ss she climbs into the back of an ambulance] You're not going anywhere without me. Don't worry, I'm gonna hold your hand the whole way there.
[Sam extends her hand, Tara takes it]

View Quote [The phone rings. Tara Carpenter answers it]
Tara: Hello?
Ghostface: Hello. [Speaking in the manner and tone of a slightly nervous man] Is Christina there?
Tara: No, she's not available. May I take a message?
Ghostface: Uh, yeah, um...yeah, sorry. I'm a friend of hers from group. I...oh, shit!
Tara: "From her sh*t?"
Ghostface: Um, look, just, uh, tell her I'm from group. I'm Charlie. She's got my number.
Tara: Oh, she goes to your group?
Ghostface: I shouldn't have...um, just tell her that Charlie called.
Tara: And I will do exactly that, Charlie. Why don't you tell me what kind of group we're talking about? Is it A&A? NA?
Ghostface: Well, you sound exactly like she describes you.
Tara: Uh, she talks about me in group?
Ghostface: Uh, I don't think I can really talk about that.
Tara: What does she say about me?
Ghostface: Well, she loves you very much.
Tara: Oh, what does she love about me?
Ghostface: Uh, okay, well, she loves that you're creative. You love art and TV and movies.
Tara: Okay, well, lots of people love movies.
Ghostface: Yeah, but she says you love scary movies, and that you guys have that in common. She's proud of making a fan out of you.
Tara: She is?
Ghostface: Yeah. She told me the other day, she wonders... [Speaks in his normal tone] What's your favorite scary movie?
Tara: Uh, The Babadook. It's an amazing meditation on motherhood and grief.
Ghostface: [Chuckles] Isn't that a little... fancy-pants?
Tara: Well, it's elevated horror.
Ghostface: Uh-huh. Uh, what does that mean? "Elevated horror"?
Tara: You know, it's like scary, but with complex, emotional and dynamic underpinnings. It's not just some schlocky, cheeseball nonsense with wall-to-wall jump scares.
Ghostface: Hmm. That sounds kind of boring to me. Have you ever seen "Stab"?
Tara: Once, I think. I was a little girl. I was, like, 12.
Ghostface: You live in Woodsboro, and you don't know "Stab"? Well, your mom loves that movie. She talks about it all the time in group. How well do you remember the original?
Tara: I don't know. I mean, it's, like, super-90s. It was really over-lit and everyone had weird hair.
Ghostface: Uh-huh. Do you remember the beginning?
Tara: Not really. It started with a kill scene, right? They always started with a kill scene.
Ghostface: Yeah, that's right. That's right. It's a girl at home, alone. She answers the wrong number and starts talking with the killer, who makes her play a game. [Pause] Would you like to play a game...Tara?
[Becoming uneasy, Tara hangs up and uses her phone to lock the doors. She sends a message to her friend Amber before closing the curtains. Another phone rings, and Amber sends a message telling Tara to answer the phone. When Tara questions that how does Amber know this, she gets a reply that says, "This isn't Amber", and then more replies demanding her to answer the phone. Scared, Tara answers the phone]
Tara: This isn't f***ing funny, Amber!
Ghostface: I told you. This isn't Amber. [Tara sees a video message on her phone, revealing Amber being filmed at her bedroom] Amber's looking particularly fetching tonight. She really shouldn't leave her phone lying around for anyone to clone.
Tara: What do you want?
Ghostface: I told you. I wanna play a game. "Stab" movie trivia. Three rounds. You call the cops, she dies. You get a question wrong, she dies. Her parents aren't at home. I can be in that room in, like, 15 seconds. You want a warm-up question?
Tara: [Crying] I told you, I don't know about any of these movies! Ask me about something I do know! Ask me about It Follows! Ask me about Hereditary! Ask me about The Witch!
Ghostface: In the first "Stab" movie, what Woodsboro name was introduced as the franchise's main character?
Tara: It's Sidney Prescott! It's Sidney Prescott, and she lived on Elm.
Ghostface: Correct! You see? You're gonna do great at this. Okay, Question 1.
Tara: No, no, no, no, no! I got that one right! It should count!
Ghostface: Anyone could've gotten that one right. Sidney's in every movie but the last one. Question 1: Who wrote the original book that the "Stab" movies are based on?
Tara: Um...um...that chick from TV.
Ghostface: "That chick from TV" is not gonna cut it, Tara.
Tara: Oh, Gale Weathers! It is Gale Weathers, you mother****er!
Ghostface: Correct. Amber might live to see the sunrise. Question 2: Who played the dumb bitch at the beginning of "Stab 1", who answers the phone and gets carved up by the killer?
Tara: F**k you!
Ghostface: Is that the answer you're going with? [Tara whimpers and checks the information on her phone] A non-answer counts as a wrong answer, Tara. Time's running out. Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock.
Tara: Heather Graham!
Ghostface: Correct! You pulled that one out. Now for the final question: Who was the killer in "Stab 1"?
Tara: Oh, I know this one, you f***! It's Billy Loomis! It's Billy Loomis, and he was Sidney's boyfriend, and he was played by Luke Wilson, and I got you, you asshole! I got it! I got it right!
Ghostface: Oh, I'm sorry, Tara, but that's just not correct.
Tara: What? No, no, no, no, no! It is! It is! That is right!
Ghostface: The correct answer is Billy Loomis...and Stu Macher. There are two killers in the original "Stab". I'm afraid someone's got to die now.

View Quote Tara Carpenter: How'd you get past what happened to you?
Kirby Reed: I almost died after I was stabbed. Technically I did die for like 4 minutes. When I recovered, I got mad. I didn't want to spend the rest of my life being afraid of monsters. I wanted the monsters to be afraid of me.
Tara Carpenter: I like that.

View Quote [At the theater, Sam and Tara are struggling to escape from two Ghostface killers, when Kirby Reed and Detective Wayne Bailey arrive with guns drawn]
Kirby: It's okay!
Sam: Stay the **** back!
Tara: We know it's you, Kirby!
Kirby: But one of them knocked me out!
Detective Wayne Bailey: Kirby, stop! Get away from those girls!
Kirby: What are you doing here?
Detective Wayne Bailey: You killed Quinn? YOU KILLED MY DAUGHTER?!
Kirby: JESUS CHRIST! [to Sam] Whatever he is saying, don't trust him! He's probably the killer!
[One Ghostface charges towards Wayne, but as Kirby attempts to warn Wayne, he suddenly shoots Kirby, revealing himself to be the primary Ghostface]
Detective Wayne Bailey: [to the Ghostface next to him] Great job. [Another Ghostface walks in and stands next to Wayne, showing that there are three killers behind the murders] Both of you.
Tara Carpenter: You?
Detective Wayne Bailey: Yeah, of course, me. Frankly, I expected more from the two of you after what you did to us.
Tara Carpenter: What do you mean "us"?
[The Ghostface on the left takes off his mask, revealing himself to be Ethan. Wayne chuckles]
Detective Wayne Bailey: Ta-da.
Ethan: Mindy was right. It was easy to juke the roommate lottery. I mean, all I had to do to meet you was room with a conceited, condescending alpha literally named Chad. ****, it felt good to kill him! [Shows his mask] This was your grandmother's, Sam. Nancy Loomis. Really runs in your **** family, doesn't it? Speaking of family...
Detective Wayne Bailey: Wait for it.
Ethan: My name's not Ethan Landry. Isn't it, Dad?
[Wayne laughs]
Tara Carpenter: Dad?
Samantha Carpenter: Wait. If it's you two, that just leaves... [Looks at the Ghostface on the right] Mindy?
[Ghostface takes off the mask to reveal herself as Quinn]
Quinn Bailey: Hey, roomies. You didn't see that one coming, did you?
Tara Carpenter: Yeah, because you died!
Quinn Bailey: I kind of didn't, though...it was a good way to get off the suspect list. Stabbed Gale Weathers, stabbed Mindy on the train, that sort of thing.
Detective Wayne Bailey: Yep, and I just made sure I was first on the scene so I could switch her body out with a fresh one. Little fake blood, a prosthetic. You'd be amazed at what a grieving father can get away with.
[Quinn and Ethan put their Ghostface masks back on their pedestals]
Quinn Bailey: [shows her mask] I got Stu Macher's mask. He was my favorite.
Detective Wayne Bailey: That's number 3. That's two. This leaves... [Reveals his own Ghostface mask] ...your father's. This is what we've been counting down to, Sam. I'm gonna need you to put it on.
Samantha Carpenter: [annoyed and angered] **** you!
[She throws the mask away, only for Ethan to slice her in the arm. Wayne laughs]
Ethan: OOOHHH!
Tara Carpenter: You stay the **** away from her!
Samantha Carpenter: What is this? You did this as a family?
Quinn Bailey: Oh, yeah, bitch. You should know better than anyone.
Ethan: They're still not getting it.
Samantha Carpenter: Look, I don't know what you believe, but I didn't commit those murders in Woodsboro! It wasn't me!
Detective Wayne Bailey: Oh, we know that. Of course you didn't. What do you think? This is based on some bullshit conspiracy theory? Come on. Who do you think started the rumors about you in the first place?
[Quinn raises her hand, answering Wayne's question. Wayne snickers]
Quinn Bailey: Do you know how easy it was to turn Sam from the hero of Woodsboro into the villain? How easy it is to convince the world to believe the worst in people rather than the best?
Ethan: Because it's not enough to just kill someone these days. You have to assassinate their character first. So when Dad here "discovers" your horribly mutilated bodies posed with Sam wearing her father's mask, he'll say some poor, dumb bastard read on the Internet that you're the real Ghostface and took matters into their own deluded hands.
Detective Wayne Bailey: Exactly. That's why it's a perfect alibi. And all the best lies are based on the truth. And you're a killer, just like your father.
Samantha Carpenter: No, I'm not!
Quinn Bailey: Yes, you are, you mother****er! You killed our brother!
Samantha Carpenter: What are you talking about?
Tara Carpenter: You said your brother died in a car accident.
Ethan: No, no, no, you sweet, dumb thing. He died in Woodsboro, at the hands of your bitch sister.
[Sam looks at all the Bailey family members and becomes stunned, realizing who they're talking about]
Samantha Carpenter: You're Richie's family.
Detective Wayne Bailey: [slowly gets angry as he nods] Yeah.
[Ethan attacks Sam again, as she and Tara attempt to get away, before the family corners them again]
Ethan: Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding! Now she's finally starting to get it!
Detective Wayne Bailey: [angry] Now, it wasn't until I saw that photograph of what you've done to him that I knew, that I knew you had to **** die! You had to be punished, along with anyone else who stands in our way!
[Samantha glares angrily at Quinn]
Quinn Bailey: There she is. There's the **** killer.
Tara Carpenter: [to Wayne; sarcastically] Real great parenting job, by the way.
Quinn Bailey: [angry] Shut your whore-**** MOUTH! [Pushes Tara and Sam towards Wayne]
Detective Wayne Bailey: Have I been a perfect dad? No. Have I maybe overindulged Richie's love of these little movies? Maybe. For me, they're just a little dark. But...Richie really loved them. Loved them. He even made a few of his own. Did you know? [Stares mournfully at footage of Richie playing on a damaged theater screen] There's a very special bond between a father and his first son, which is why I helped him build this collection.
Samantha Carpenter: This was all his?
Detective Wayne Bailey: Yes. He's a very passionate collector. And he inspired others. We had to kill those two wannabe film students because, well, we had to kill you first, Sam. I put the theater in their name, then good old Detective Bailey would've just stumbled on it, but I didn't have to, because, by golly, that Gale Weathers is one hell of a journalist. I built a tribute to my son, which is why this is where you have to die, Sam, surrounded by all the things he loved the most.
Samantha Carpenter: What happens next? What? After you're done with us, what? You just disappear?
Detective Wayne Bailey: No. We gotta hurry over to the hospital and make sure Mindy and Gale don't pull through. [Angrily pulls out his gun] Because everybody dies, Sam! Everyone who had anything to do with the death of my son suffers and dies!
Ethan: YEAH!
Quinn Bailey: **** yeah, they do!
Detective Wayne Bailey: Now put on the mask!
Samantha Carpenter: [suddenly gets an idea] He was...so pathetic.
Detective Wayne Bailey: [realizing who Sam is talking about and gets offended] That's not true.
Samantha Carpenter: Yeah, your son. He was a manbaby who made his girlfriend do all the killing.
Detective Wayne Bailey: [in denial] He was a strong, virile young man!
Samantha Carpenter: He was a limp-dick little **** who cried before I slit his throat.
Detective Wayne Bailey: [shocked and angered] What?!
Quinn Bailey: [enraged] SHUT THE **** UP!!
[She viciously attempts to attack, only for Tara to attack first by bashing Quinn on the head with a brick she was holding, then Kirby regains consciousness and shoots Wayne as he tries to dodge, allowing Sam and Tara to get away. Ethan ambushes Kirby]
Ethan: Recognize this?
Kirby: **** YOU!
[Ethan stabs Kirby much like what Charlie did to her last time, but is stopped by Sam, who pushes him away]
Samantha Carpenter: Sorry, but I kinda need this. [Plunges the knife off of Kirby's stomach]
Kirby: **** 'em up!
Ethan: What are you gonna do about it, bitch?
[To Ethan's surprise, Sam stabs him multiple times]

View Quote [Samantha and Tara are walking to the police station, having learned about the murders of Jason and Greg, until Sam's phone suddenly rings. Sam notices on the phone that the call is coming from the deceased Richie Kirsch]
Tara Carpenter: What the ****?
Samantha Carpenter: I never deleted his contact. It's coming from his number.
Tara Carpenter: Don't pick that up. Just let it ring. [Sam chooses to answer the call] Sam...
Samantha Carpenter: Who is this?
Ghostface: Hello, Samantha. Did you miss me?
Samantha Carpenter: I want you to think long and hard about whether you really want to do this, because the last two people that **** with us ended up dead.
Ghostface: You should be thanking me, Sam. Jason and Greg were gonna kill you and your sister. I gutted them before they had the chance.
[Sam notices a man carrying a phone walking past them, but sees that the man is not the one she's talking to]
Samantha Carpenter: So, what? You're protecting us now?
Ghostface: Not quite. I’m going to show the world who you really are, a liar and a killer. I’m going to punish you, Sam.
Samantha Carpenter: You shouldn't believe everything you read on the Internet, asshole.
Ghostface: Don’t be cute. You’re gonna pay for what you did. And I’m not gonna stop until I butcher you, you and anyone who gets between us! You and Tara better watch your backs.
Samantha Carpenter: You better watch yours.

View Quote Lorraine: I wanna do a scene in the movie.
RJ: What?
Lorraine: I wanna be in the movie.

View Quote Lorraine: This wasn't what I had in mind when I agreed to help out on your film.
RJ: Gotta start somewhere, Lorraine.
Lorraine: RJ, it's smut.
RJ: When did you become such a prude?
Lorraine: I'm not. I just don't understand why you're doing all this.
RJ: Because it is possible to make a good dirty movie.

View Quote RJ: We've already shot half of it. The story can't just suddenly change midway through.
Lorraine: Why?
RJ: Because it just isn't done.
Lorraine: What about in Psycho? You love that movie.
RJ: Well, Psycho is a horror film. And that plot was a MacGuffin to build suspense. And I'm not making that kind of movie.
Lorraine: Oh, come on, RJ. Nobody's comin' to see this film for the plot. They're comin' to see tits and ass. And a big dick.