Lizzie
There's only one person who could do that job, and that's Big Al.
Ramone Lizzie, Big Al left like 15 years ago.
Lizzie
Then why are you bringing him up, you lemon?
Played by Cheech Marin 
Cars (2006) · 158 quotes
Cars (2006) · 158 quotes
Tied for 9th most-quoted character in Cars (2006): in 5 of its 158 quotes
Most scenes with: Lightning McQueen (4), Mater (4), Doc Hudson (3)
Scenes with Ramone
5 scenes Ramone Ramone [A herd of tractors is heading towards the town.]
Oh man, the paint's still wet!
[Red moves in front of the statue and blows his airhorn, causing some of the tractors to rear up on themselves, while others go elsewhere.]
No no no no, get out of the store! Hey! Don't eat the radial! Here, take-a the snow tire.
[A tractor is seen behind Lightning chasing Fillmore and being chased by Sarge while Sheriff is trying to round up the tractors.]
Mater!
I wasn't tractor tippin'!
Then where did all of these gull-dern tractors come from?!
Whoa! Whoa boy! Whoa!
Hey, hey guys. There's one going this way. I got it.[goes off and follows the one tractor.]
[The folks of Radiator Springs are sad that Lightning McQueen left without saying goodbye after fixing the main road.]
He must've finished it while we was asleep.
He's...gone?
Well, we wouldn't want him to miss that race of his, would we?
Ramone [Sally drives off sadly.] [hears the Sheriff sniffling]
Oh dude, are you crying?
[angrily]
No, I'm HAPPY! I don't have to watch him every second of the day anymore! I'm glad he's gone!
Red
[speeds away crying, upset at Lightning's apparent departure]
[completely oblivious to Lightning's presence, while everyone gasps]
Oh, he's just sad 'cause you left town and gone off to that big race to win your Piston Cup that you always dreamed of an' get that big fancy sponsorship you was talkin' about. [long pause] Wait a minute! I knew you wouldn't leave without sayin' goodbye! [Everyone laughs]
A video game-exclusive sequel to the movie of the same name.
So, turn right to go left, right?
Uh, yeah.
Whoa. Deep.
You still remember how to handle yourself on dirt?
Yeah yeah, right to go left. And this time, I'm not going into the cactus, old timer.
Hey! This isn't how the story goes!
I won! I won! W-U-N won!
You race like you run your mouth, you'd have that Piston Cup already!
Fletcher
Now, why gold, my dear boy?
El Guapo
This is all about the winning. You cannot take first place if you do not look the part.
Fletcher
Oh? And what makes you think you can best us in the next competition?
El Guapo
Easy. I see you have silver on your rims.
He's got a point there.
Vince
You think you's the best racecar around. Well, if you want ta be the best, first you gotta beat the best.
I take it that would be you's guys?
Vince
What, you don't believe us? You don't believe me, I will t'row down wit' you right here, right now!
Barry
Yeah! Throw down! Down to the ground! On the road! [Vince slaps Barry]
Mia
Oh my gosh! There he is!
Tia
It's totally him!
Mia
Hi Lightning!
Tia
Remember us?
Of course, are you kidding? Who could forget... Yeah, you look familiar. Yeah.
Mia & Tia
He remembers us!
Uh dude, it means you're on live on camera.
I'm on the TV? WHOO-HOO! I gotta call the relatives!
Count Spatula
MCQUEEN! GET OVER HERE! I WILL FLATTEN YOU LIKE A PANCAKE!
The Crippler
YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM US! AH-HA-HA-HA!
Ginormous
AAAAAAAAAAH!
[Deleted scene] [returning after jumping over a huge billboard sign]
Well? What'd you think?
Ramone That was, yeah, that was a pretty cool jump.
A jump? That wasn't a jump! Didn't you see me? I flew!
Ramone Looked like a jump to me.
What are you talking about? When I took off, those two birds in that tree, I heard them. One said "Look, it's a flying car!"
Ramone Uh...bird's can't talk.
Yeah, but if they could, they would say...look, I can fly. [Sally passes by and eyes him]
[McQueen just beat Chick in a road race]
Yeah, I forgot to tell you Chick. The roads around here aren't like the tracks you and I are used to. They got these things called "right turns".
Right turns - who cares? Wasn't a real race anyway. Nobody saw it. You know, if a tree falls in a forest and there's nobody around to be seen, does anybody see it? I mean, hear it?
[Character Select quotes in Arcade Mode and VS. Mode] Lightning McQueen
Have you ever heard the word "perfection"? That's me! Yeah, me, Lightning McQueen.
[The folks of Radiator Springs (except Doc) are sad that Lightning McQueen left without saying goodbye after fixing the main road.]
He's done? He must've finished it while we were all sleepin'.
Good riddance. [turns around and drives off]
He's gone?
Well, we wouldn't want him to miss that race of his. [Sally drives off sadly.]
Ramone [hears Sheriff sniffling]
Oh, dude, are you crying?
[feigning anger in denial]
No, I'm happy! I don't have to watch him every second of the day anymore! I'm glad he's gone! [Red speeds away sobbing, upset at the Sheriff's remarks and knocks down a stack of tires like last time.]
[completely oblivious to Lightning's presence, while everyone gasps]
Oh, he's just sad 'cause you left town and went to your big race to win the Piston Cup that you always dreamed about your whole life, and get that big ol' sponsor, and that fancy helicopter you was talkin' about. [gasps] Wait a minute! [everyone (except Sheriff) laughs] I knowed you wouldn't leave without saying goodbye!
What're you doin' here, son? You're gonna miss your race! Don't worry- I'll give you a police escort and we'll make up the time.
Thanks, Sheriff, but I don't think I'm ready to leave just yet.
Well- why not?
I'm not sure if these- tires- can get me all the way to California.
Other characters in Cars
Lightning McQueen
Owen Wilson
Mater
Larry the Cable Guy
Doc Hudson
Paul Newman
Sally Carrera
Bonnie Hunt
Fillmore
George Carlin
Sheriff
Michael Wallis
Chick Hicks
Michael Keaton
Sarge
Paul Dooley
Luigi
Tony Shalhoub
Darrell Cartrip
Darrell Waltrip
Flo
Jenifer Lewis
Harv
Jeremy Piven
Mack
John Ratzenberger
Dedication
