A character in Oliver and Company (1988)

Tito quotes from Oliver and Company (1988)

Tito

Most-quoted character in Oliver and Company (1988): in 12 of its 75 quotes

A line from Tito

Ah! It's an alien!

More lines from Tito

10 quotes
Tito
(sniffing a cigar)

Man, if this is torture, chain me to the wall!

Tito

HE'S LYING, HE'S LYING, HE'S LYING, HE'S LYING, HE'S - [Rita kicks him]

Tito
(after getting smacked by Georgette)

I think she likes me, man!

Tito
[as he and Oliver investigate the limo]

Forget Fagin, man, let's take this baby to Atlantic City!

Tito

Hey, man, you're ugly! And you're uglier than him! And you're Ugly, Part Three! Hey, you're Revenge of the Ugly!

Tito

All right, Frankie, that's it! You've insulted my pride! That means death!

Scenes with Tito

1 scene
Fagin & Winston
[Horns Honking] [Dogs Barking] [singing]

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, dear Jenny, happy birthday to you!

Fagin
[Howling] [singing]

And many more...

Winston

Don't forget to make a wish, Jennifer.

Jenny
[Fagin Laughing] [Barking]

All right, anybody want some cake? [Einstein barks.] Okay, Einstein, but not the whole thing.

Tito
[Buscando Guayaba on Boom Box]

You got it now, baby! Yeah, left foot, right foot. All right! Check it out! There you go. Relax, hey.

[Chuckles]

Tito, you dance divinely.

Fagin

He's cheating!

Winston

Body slam!

Fagin
[Ringing]

Come on, hit him again.

Winston

Murder him! Twist his arm!

Fagin

Whoa!

Winston

Foxworth residence. [gasps] Mr. Foxworth!

Fagin

Body slam him now!

Winston

Shh-shh-shh! [shushing Fagin] My goodness. You're back tomorrow? Oh, she'll be :so surprised to see you. [hangs up] Y-Yes, goodbye, sir.

Fagin

All right. Get 'im! Get 'im!

Winston

Hit him! Come on! Murder him! Get him!

Fagin

All right, you got 'im! Pick him up! Hold 'im there!

Winston

Ta-da! I believe that's a ten spot, old sport.

Fagin

Now, where is that cheque-book? Oh, look at the time. Well, heh-heh, we better be goin'.

Winston

Indeed.

Fagin

Francis, Rita, Tito, vamonos! The streets are calling!

Winston

Now, Jennifer, have we forgotten anything?

Jenny

Oh yeah. Thanks, everyone! The gifts were great. Bye, Mr. Fagin, and thank you.

Fagin

Oh, bye-bye, Jenny. Come on, boys! [Chuckles] It's time for us to go.

Alonzo, darling, could I see you for a moment... privately?

Tito

Privately? [Sniffs] Ooo!

Coming, Alonzo?

Tito

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! You guys beat it. Uh, my baby and I, we gotta talk.

You know, you're not so bad for a bug-eyed little creep. With a little grooming...

Tito

Grooming? Uh... [Nervous Chuckle]

That's it! We'll start with a bath.

Tito

Bath?

Fagin

Let's go!

Einstein
[Engine Backfires]

Bye-bye.

Oh, Oliver, we shall meet again.

Rita

Hey, see ya 'round, kid.

Oliver

Goodbye, you guys.

Fagin
[Screeching]

Boys! Let's go!

[Barking in Distance]

Listen, kid, ahh, you just wanna hang out or anything...

Tito

Aiee-hee! Hey Dodger, man! Do you see her anywhere?

Hey, whoa!

Tito

Man! I can't keep this woman off me! Man, I gotta get away from that chick...

Alonzo! Alonzo-o-o!

Tito
[Gasps]

Uh, goodbye, Oliver. Hey, you guys, wait for me, man! Hey, wait up!

[Horn Honking]

Alonzo Frederico Tito, you come back here this minute!

Hey, whoa, kid. Do you think you can handle the champ?

Oliver

Sure.

Hey! You're okay... for a cat. We'll keep a spot open for ya in the gang... vice president, uptown chapter. Later, kid. [leaves the Foxworth residence and starts singing] Why should I worry?

Jenny

Bye-bye! Bye!

Tell me why should I care

Winston

What a delightful scoundrel.

Say, I may not have a dime, oh, but I got street savoir faire

All

Why should we worry / Why should we care / We may not have a dime / But we've got street savoir faire

Tito

Why should we worry [Siren Wailing] Why should we care / It's just be-bopulation / We got street savoir faire / Uhh-uhh-uhh-umm

Chorus

Whoo-hoo-hoo

The rhythm of the city / Boy, once you get it down / Then you can own this town

All

You can wear the crown / Why should we worry / Why should we care / It's just doo-wopulation / We got street savoir faire / Why should we worry / Why should we care / And even when we cross that line / We got street savoir faire

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