Padre [from trailer]
Padre [inside the church]
It's not safe for you to be here.
I'm not looking for "safe".
Padre No, I mean it's not safe for me for you to be here!
Played by Cheech Marin 
Machete (2010) · 17 quotes
Machete (2010) · 17 quotes
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Machete (2010): in 4 of its 17 quotes
Most scenes with: Machete (2)
Scenes with Padre
4 scenes Padre Padre Padre Padre [from trailer]
Padre [Padre quickly blesses Machete]
I absolve you of all your sins. Now, get the **** out!
Padre [offers Machete a cigar]
Cuban?
Mexican.
Henchman
Please, father. Have mercy.
Padre God has mercy, I don't!
