Fagin My days are numbered... and the number is three.
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Oliver and Company (1988): in 7 of its 75 quotes
A line from FaginDon't you understand? Sykes will be coming here any minute!
More lines from Fagin
5 quotes Fagin Fagin Dead men do not buy dog food!
Fagin OH, I'M HAVING A BAD DAY!
Fagin [seeing his dogs fight]
All right, all right, knock it off! ENOUGH! What is the matter with you guys?! [dogs stops and looked at him] Don't you understand? Sykes will be here any minute, and I don't have... [dogs joyfully running to their master] No, no, no, no!
Fagin That reminds me, I saw DeSoto's nose; who did that? [Dodger presents Oliver to Fagin] You... you? [Laughs] That took a lot of guts! We've never had a cat in the gang before... we can use all the help we can get.
Scenes with Fagin
1 scene
Fagin & Winston
[Horns Honking] [Dogs Barking] [singing]
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, dear Jenny, happy birthday to you!
Fagin [Howling] [singing]
And many more...
Winston
Don't forget to make a wish, Jennifer.
[Fagin Laughing] [Barking]
All right, anybody want some cake? [Einstein barks.] Okay, Einstein, but not the whole thing.
[Buscando Guayaba on Boom Box]
You got it now, baby! Yeah, left foot, right foot. All right! Check it out! There you go. Relax, hey.
Fagin He's cheating!
Winston
Body slam!
Fagin [Ringing]
Come on, hit him again.
Winston
Murder him! Twist his arm!
Fagin Whoa!
Winston
Foxworth residence. [gasps] Mr. Foxworth!
Fagin Body slam him now!
Winston
Shh-shh-shh! [shushing Fagin] My goodness. You're back tomorrow? Oh, she'll be :so surprised to see you. [hangs up] Y-Yes, goodbye, sir.
Fagin All right. Get 'im! Get 'im!
Winston
Hit him! Come on! Murder him! Get him!
Fagin All right, you got 'im! Pick him up! Hold 'im there!
Winston
Ta-da! I believe that's a ten spot, old sport.
Fagin Now, where is that cheque-book? Oh, look at the time. Well, heh-heh, we better be goin'.
Winston
Indeed.
Fagin Francis, Rita, Tito, vamonos! The streets are calling!
Winston
Now, Jennifer, have we forgotten anything?
Oh yeah. Thanks, everyone! The gifts were great. Bye, Mr. Fagin, and thank you.
Fagin Oh, bye-bye, Jenny. Come on, boys! [Chuckles] It's time for us to go.
Alonzo, darling, could I see you for a moment... privately?
Privately? [Sniffs] Ooo!
Coming, Alonzo?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! You guys beat it. Uh, my baby and I, we gotta talk.
You know, you're not so bad for a bug-eyed little creep. With a little grooming...
Grooming? Uh... [Nervous Chuckle]
That's it! We'll start with a bath.
Bath?
Fagin Let's go!
Einstein [Engine Backfires]
Bye-bye.
Oh, Oliver, we shall meet again.
Hey, see ya 'round, kid.
Goodbye, you guys.
Fagin [Screeching]
Boys! Let's go!
Aiee-hee! Hey Dodger, man! Do you see her anywhere?
Hey, whoa!
Man! I can't keep this woman off me! Man, I gotta get away from that chick...
Alonzo! Alonzo-o-o!
Hey, whoa, kid. Do you think you can handle the champ?
Sure.
Hey! You're okay... for a cat. We'll keep a spot open for ya in the gang... vice president, uptown chapter. Later, kid. [leaves the Foxworth residence and starts singing] Why should I worry?
Bye-bye! Bye!
Tell me why should I care
Winston
What a delightful scoundrel.
Say, I may not have a dime, oh, but I got street savoir faire
All
Why should we worry / Why should we care / We may not have a dime / But we've got street savoir faire
Why should we worry [Siren Wailing] Why should we care / It's just be-bopulation / We got street savoir faire / Uhh-uhh-uhh-umm
Chorus
Whoo-hoo-hoo
The rhythm of the city / Boy, once you get it down / Then you can own this town
All
You can wear the crown / Why should we worry / Why should we care / It's just doo-wopulation / We got street savoir faire / Why should we worry / Why should we care / And even when we cross that line / We got street savoir faire
