Dom DeLuise movie quotes

View Quote [After accidentally swallowing Fievel] I think a little endive went down the wrong tube!

View Quote [Lost in desert] I'm lost and all alone, in a million acre catbox. Phoo!

View Quote I will be tough. I will be brave. I will--[sees T. R. Chula] AHHH! It's a spi...a spee...a spid-d-d-d-d...an arachnid!

View Quote Don't you know that dreams are fragile things?

View Quote [(to Rosie)] Yes, but I'm not like any other trolls. I'm different, you know, I like beautiful things like flowers.

View Quote [(traps inside a cave under the bridge)] What a place. It's worst than home. I don't like it here. Not one bit. All I ever wanted is a little patch of green. [( uses his green thumb to crate a patch of green and lies on it)] There, there's my patch. I safe here and I never get out of this cave ever again.

View Quote I'm your guard, Tiger. Don't make any sudden moves, 'cause I'm crafty and I'm quick. I've got the instincts of a cat. What am I saying? I am a cat!

View Quote Listen... I like mice-- [Fievel cries] Oh, no. Not like that! You see, I don't eat red meat at all. I'm a vegetarian. Oh, a little fish now and then, but what I really like is a nice piece of... shh... broccoli.

View Quote You lost your family? Oh, dear. That's terrible. I lost my family, too. Years ago, I mean. [Starts sobbing] Eight brothers. Ten sisters! Three fathers!

View Quote I can't help it, Charlie. I itch when I'm nervous!

View Quote [Charlie has escaped the pound]
Smiley: Charlie? Ain't you s'pposed to be on death row?
Charlie: No! I ain't supposed to be on death row.
Itchy: Hey! I got him out.

View Quote Itchy: You're in love with the girl. You've gone soft. You care about her.
Charlie: Look, I don't care about the girl! I tell her things now and then. I pretend to be her best friend, but it's bologna!
Itchy: I thought I was your best friend.
Charlie: You are my best friend! With her, it's just business. It's always been business. I'm usin' the girl! And when we're done with her, we'll dump her in an orphanage. Is that okay with you?!
Itchy: Sure, boss. Anything you say.

View Quote Don't you understand? Sykes will be coming here any minute!

View Quote Dead men do not buy dog food!

View Quote OH, I'M HAVING A BAD DAY!

View Quote So, Don't you guys know flying without wings is against the law?

View Quote Timmy: Anyone here? [looks in the tree hollow]
Jenny: Tim, be careful.
Jeremy: Did you bring your tribute? Maybe a sparkly?
Timmy: Um... no.
Jeremy: What?! Then be gone with you!
Timmy: I'm not going away! [walks inside the tree hollow]
Jeremy: You dare challenge the great owl?
Timmy: No, I just need your help.
Jeremy: Um who. I mean who goes there?
Timmy: My name is Timothy Brisby.
Jeremy: Really, I knew a Timothy Brisby once. I mean, who is this Timmy Brisby? Yipe!
Jenny: Tim!
[Timmy looks in the room and sees Jeremy the crow tangled up in colored strings]
Jeremy: That smarts. Ow how'd that happen? Help me out of this. Hi Timmy. Remember me? [takes off his wig]
Timmy: Jeremy?
Jeremy: [plays in the tangled string] Um yeah it's me. Long time no see. Say, could you help me out of this?
Timmy: Sure thing.
[Then Jenny runs up with a stick and whacks Jeremys head with a stick]
Jenny: Run for it Tim!
Jeremy: Ow! Hey! Do I look like a pinata?
Timmy: Yes Jeremy, you sure do.
Jenny: Wait hold on. You know this guy?
Timmy: Yeah. He's my friend.
Cecil: Alright I'll take it from here!
Jenny: Hey what's going on here?
Cecil: [frees Jeremy and he falls down on the ground] Put a zipper on it before you say something stupid! Make that stupider! And you two! Take a seat! I'm going to tell you what the great owl can do for you!
[Then Cecil swings the vine over to the powdered cushion and the music starts]

View Quote Cecil: [singing] He'll solve your problems, he'll tell your future. He'll work things out. So they're bound to suture ,he'll read your stars and he'll read your mind and he'll find the way you should go. Take the chance of a lifetime, find out what you should know. A quite sensational, inspirational, Magic Mystery Show.
Jeremy: [singing] A fortune telling. A magic spelling, but down to spelling it's worse
Jenny: [crossly] A snake oil selling.
Both: [singing] A conjuration, a celebration. So start the party, let's go
Cecil: [singing] Take the chance of a lifetime, find out what you should know. A revelational sintulational, Magic Mystery Show.
Jeremy: [singing] When life is grim, and things are drastic. Just see me and all's fantastic.
Cecil: [singing] As for payment, he's elastic. He takes cash or gifts or plastic.
Animals: [singing] Take the chance of a lifetime, find out what you should know. A stimulational, educational, Magic Mystery Show. [Jenny tries to kiss Timmy but he tries to run and Jenny chases him]
Cecil: [singing] What could be more perfect for a couple of old hams. We supply the mumble jumble, they supply the clams. [laughing rhythmically]
Timmy: Can you fly us to NIMH?
Jeremy: Man, feel that groove!
Timmy: Jeremy? [the turtle is playing the frog drums] What's a "groove"? [crickets playing chirping rhythm] This is cool.
Jenny: What did Jeremy say?
Timmy "Man, feel that groove."
Animals: [singing] He'll solve your problems, he'll tell your future. He'll work things out. So they're bound to suture, he'll read your stars and he'll read your mind and he'll find the way you should go. Take the chance of a lifetime, find out what you should know. A recreational capperational, Magic Mystery Show. A fortune telling. A magic spelling, I'm out to spelling, A forest filling, A conjuration, a celebration. So start the party, let's go. Take the chance of a lifetime, find out what you should know. An elevational transformational, Magic Mystery- Take the chance of a lifetime, find out what you should know. A jollificational jivilrational, Magic Mystery Show.

View Quote The power of television, of public exposure - it scares me. I swear, I could get the mayor's own children to throw rocks at him!

View Quote Melvin P. Thorpe: The public has a right to know what is goin' on out there, and what kind of payoff you're acceptin' to protect that notorious house of ill repute.
Ed Earl: First thing. First thing is: you're standin' in Lanvil County, which by my figurin' is about 100 miles west of that stinkhole you call Houston. So I can't see it's any of your business what goes on out here. Number two: you ain't the law around here, and I am! So don't be tellin' me what my GOD DAMN job is, or I'll whip your butt so bad it'll look like the stripes on a barbel poll! Number three: no sawed off little pecker is gonna accuse me of takin' a bribe and live to tell about it! Cuz I wear the badge in this god damn county, SO YOU LISTEN AND LISTEN GOOD you overpadded televisin' turd! If I ever see you or any of those little bastards that work for you in my town again, I'm gonna knock you so flat, you're gonna have to roll down your socks to shit! So get outta here you GOD DAMN WIG-WEARIN' CITIFIED SON OF A BITCH! [Draws his gun and begins firing it into the air]

View Quote Melvin P. Thorpe: Governor, Melvin P. Thorpe, Watchdog News. Why has the Chicken Ranch operation been so long ignored?
The Governor: We seem to be having some acoustic problems in here.
Melvin P. Thorpe: Aren't you afraid of possible pay-offs and bribes?
The Governor: Melvin, I'm sorry.
Melvin P. Thorpe: Enough o'this pussyfootion', Governor, what do you intend to so about the Miss Mona and the Chicken Ranch?
[the Governor sneaks off while he is looking away from him and into the camera. Melvin looks back to see the Governor is gone]
Melvin P. Thorpe: [Re-appearing in the second level of the Capital Rotunda] Now, Miss Mona, I don't know her/ Though I've heard the name, Oh yes / But of course I've no close contact / So what she is doing I can only guess / And now Miss Mona / She's a blemish / On the face of that good town / I am taking / certain steps here / Someone, somewhere's gonna have to closer her down.
Female Reporter: Was that a yes or a no?
Howard K. Smith: It's a possible maybe.

View Quote Short legs! there just short! (running after Charlie) Charlie!

View Quote No, Charlie!