Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989): in 7 of its 27 quotes
Most scenes with: Charlie B. Barkin (6)
I can't help it, Charlie. I itch when I'm nervous!
Careful, Itchy.
Itchy Yeah?
Yeah. I think that might be a water main.
Itchy Nah, Charlie. Water mains are green. This is red.
You're colorblind. You always been colorblind!
Itchy That's true, but this is green.
It's red!
Itchy Red?
BUSTED WATER MAIN!!!
Hit the lights!
Call command central!
Charlie? Ain't you s'pposed to be on death row?
No! I ain't supposed to be on death row.
Itchy Hey! I got him out.
Things have changed, Charlie, since you've been gone.
Life hasn't been no piece of cake.
Carface ain't been treatin' us too good!
Things are tough, but we carry on.
Could you spare a couple of bones, for old time's sake?
Why settle for a couple of bones when you can have the whole BAKE?!
Itchy Charlie! Charlie, look! You hit the jackpot! Attaboy, Charlie, I'm proud of ya! Charlie, tell 'em!
Itchy You're in love with the girl. You've gone soft. You care about her.
Look, I don't care about the girl! I tell her things now and then. I pretend to be her best friend, but it's bologna!
Itchy I thought I was your best friend.
You are my best friend! With her, it's just business. It's always been business. I'm usin' the girl! And when we're done with her, we'll dump her in an orphanage. Is that okay with you?!
Itchy Sure, boss. Anything you say.
Itchy Oh, Charlie! Charlie! It's you! I saw Carface, and he was chokin' me! He was grabbin' my neck and I said... Oh, hi, Charlie.
Itchy AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! [Charlie grabs Itchy, trying to keep him quiet] OH, CHARLIE! YOU'RE A GHOST!!
Shh!
Itchy Get back! Get back! Don't hurt me! [starts throws his tools at Charlie] Here, take my nine-piece ratchet set! My oil can! Don't go away without my Rolls Royce hood ornament! [hits Charlie with the hood ornament]
I'm not a ghost and I'm not dead!
Itchy Please! I got a bad back! Don't touch--
Quiet! Itchy, I'm not a ghost. I'm not dead. Now, be quiet. I'm gonna take my hand away from your mouth, and you're gonna be quiet, aren't you? [Itchy nods; Charlie lets go] That's my pal.
Itchy': WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Will you shut up?! Itchy, I'm alive! Look, look! [picks a flea from his fur and shows it to Itchy] Do ghosts have fleas!
Itchy No, ghosts don't have fleas!
Itchy Charlie... Charlie, it's really you. Oh, Charlie! But I saw the car and...
I know.
Itchy In the river and your lifeless body... flying through the air!
Itchy, what can I say? [chuckles] It wasn't my time.
Itchy I'm so happy to see you, Charlie! You don't know how much I missed you!
Shut up! [clamps Itchy's mouth shut] You want the whole world to know I'm back?! You thought I was dead, so will Carface. The little rat killed me... Uh, tried to kill me. [lets go of Itchy's mouth] But I'm gonna make him pay.
Itchy No, Charlie. We don't wanna do that.
Yeah, we do. Listen, Itchy. I was always the brains of the operation, wasn't I?
Itchy Yeah.
Well, when I left, he should've gone under.
Itchy That's it, boss. We'll go under. Deep, deep under. They'll never find us again.
No, I don't wanna go under. The operation grew. It got bigger and bigger, and now he doesn't wanna share.
Itchy That's it, boss. We can share a nice little place in the Himalayas.
I hate the Himalayas.
Itchy Wait a minute. They got gambling, they got races.
So what?
Itchy Well, they even got a town called Tibet. Get it? "To-bet." [chuckles] Listen, boss. We can nab us a few llamas, a couple of mountain goats, open a track of our own...
Y'know, he's got something up his sleeve.
Itchy Yeah, a gun.
And when I find out what it is, I'm gonna ruin him. I'm gonna make him suffer. Slow. He'll be begging for mercy!
Itchy Well, I'm beggin', but I'm beggin' that we get outta here. Listen, boss. Carface has got thugs, and they've got muscles, knives, and he's got a monster in his basement.
What?
Itchy Boss, they feed it!
Monster?
Itchy Yeah! Monster! I said monster!
Monster?! Hmm...
Anne-Marie, cupcake, sweetheart, please. Just talk to the horsey, huh? Talk to Mr. Horsey.
Itchy Hey, boss, maybe she only talks to rats. [chuckles]
Don't be stupid. She talked to me, didn't she?
Itchy Yeah. She talked to you. That makes you a rat! [breaks into laughter]
