A scene from All Dogs Go to Heaven 1989
Itchy

[Charlie, after returning to life, goes to see Itchy]

Oh, Charlie! Charlie! It's you! I saw Carface, and he was chokin' me! He was grabbin' my neck and I said... Oh, hi, Charlie.

Charlie

[chuckles]

Hi.

Itchy

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! [Charlie grabs Itchy, trying to keep him quiet] OH, CHARLIE! YOU'RE A GHOST!!

Charlie

Shh!

Itchy

[escapes Charlie's grip and tries to run away]

Get back! Get back! Don't hurt me! [starts throws his tools at Charlie] Here, take my nine-piece ratchet set! My oil can! Don't go away without my Rolls Royce hood ornament! [hits Charlie with the hood ornament]

Charlie

I'm not a ghost and I'm not dead!

Itchy

Please! I got a bad back! Don't touch--

Charlie

[clamps Itchy's mouth shut]

Quiet! Itchy, I'm not a ghost. I'm not dead. Now, be quiet. I'm gonna take my hand away from your mouth, and you're gonna be quiet, aren't you? [Itchy nods; Charlie lets go] That's my pal.
Itchy': WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Charlie

Will you shut up?! Itchy, I'm alive! Look, look! [picks a flea from his fur and shows it to Itchy] Do ghosts have fleas!

Itchy

No, ghosts don't have fleas!

Charlie

[places the flea on Itchy's nose]

Right.

Itchy

Charlie... Charlie, it's really you. Oh, Charlie! But I saw the car and...

Charlie

I know.

Itchy

In the river and your lifeless body... flying through the air!

Charlie

Itchy, what can I say? [chuckles] It wasn't my time.

Itchy

[throws himself into Charlie's arms]

I'm so happy to see you, Charlie! You don't know how much I missed you!

Charlie

Shut up! [clamps Itchy's mouth shut] You want the whole world to know I'm back?! You thought I was dead, so will Carface. The little rat killed me... Uh, tried to kill me. [lets go of Itchy's mouth] But I'm gonna make him pay.

Itchy

No, Charlie. We don't wanna do that.

Charlie

Yeah, we do. Listen, Itchy. I was always the brains of the operation, wasn't I?

Itchy

Yeah.

Charlie

Well, when I left, he should've gone under.

Itchy

That's it, boss. We'll go under. Deep, deep under. They'll never find us again.

Charlie

No, I don't wanna go under. The operation grew. It got bigger and bigger, and now he doesn't wanna share.

Itchy

That's it, boss. We can share a nice little place in the Himalayas.

Charlie

I hate the Himalayas.

Itchy

Wait a minute. They got gambling, they got races.

Charlie

So what?

Itchy

Well, they even got a town called Tibet. Get it? "To-bet." [chuckles] Listen, boss. We can nab us a few llamas, a couple of mountain goats, open a track of our own...

Charlie

Y'know, he's got something up his sleeve.

Itchy

Yeah, a gun.

Charlie

And when I find out what it is, I'm gonna ruin him. I'm gonna make him suffer. Slow. He'll be begging for mercy!

Itchy

Well, I'm beggin', but I'm beggin' that we get outta here. Listen, boss. Carface has got thugs, and they've got muscles, knives, and he's got a monster in his basement.

Charlie

What?

Itchy

Boss, they feed it!

Charlie

Monster?

Itchy

Yeah! Monster! I said monster!

Charlie

Monster?! Hmm...

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