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Charlie: Careful, Itchy.
Itchy: Yeah?
Charlie: Yeah. I think that might be a water main.
Itchy: Nah, Charlie. Water mains are green. This is red.
Charlie: You're colorblind. You always been colorblind!
Itchy: That's true, but this is green.
Charlie: It's red!
Itchy: Red?
[He drills into the water main; outside, water bursts out of the ground]
Man: BUSTED WATER MAIN!!!
Man 2: Hit the lights!
Man 3: Call command central!


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