Carface Carruthers That is no way to treat an old friend. Friends must be handled in a friendly and business-like way!
Voiced by Vic Tayback 
All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989) · 27 quotes
All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989) · 27 quotes
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989): in 7 of its 27 quotes
Most scenes with: Charlie B. Barkin (2)
I do not wish that I should share 50% of the business with my partner, Charlie.
More lines from Carface Carruthers
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Carface Carruthers So you see, Charlie, the story has a happy ending! I keep the girl and make a fortune and you...you get to go to heaven! You don't wanna go to heaven, Charlie? [chuckles maliciously]
Scenes with Carface Carruthers
3 scenes Carface [At the end of the film] [roars]
I'll get that gator if it's the last thing I do!
Touch that clock, and you can never come back.
Carface Shut up!
I said, touch that clock, and you can never come back!
Carface! [laughs] Hey, Carface! Ya decent?
Carface [opens the door]
Charlie! Oh, is it really you?!
Is it really me? Haha! Is it really you? Hey, you put on a little weight. I told ya to stay off those sweets. [lies down on a chair and turns on some jazz music] This place is... This place is lookin' okay. A little ghost, but okay. Y'know, partner, I'm proud of you. But the customers, they ain't laughin'.
Carface [chuckles as he turns down the volume]
Gamblers are never happy, Charlie. You know that.
Yeah, but I've been thinkin'. [turns up the volume] You know what this place needs? I mean, besides new curtains and chandeliers. It needs some class, a little culture, choreography, and some influence of the theater. Dancing girls. Whattaya say? Y'know what else...?
Carface [turns down the volume]
Charlie, Charlie, Charlie. Times has changed. I've changed, you've changed.
Carface [turns down the volume]
Charlie... Charlie, you've done time, and that's not good for business.
Carface You are a dog with a record. [turns down the volume]
Carface I know that. [feigning tears] You're like a brother to me. That's why... Why...
Why what?
Carface [turns down the volume]
We need to split up the partnership!
Carface They're gonna be lookin' for ya, Charlie. And what's the first place they're gonna look, huh?! Here! HERE!!! [removes the volume dial on the radio] I don't like it, Charlie, but it's for our own good.
Carface [Killer hangs above a piranha-infested pool after Carface learns of Charlie's survival]
Charlie's alive, and I know he's got the girl. Killer, this is strike two. You're out.
No, wait boss! Boss! I get one more strike boss, honest!
Carface [to his other thugs]
Lower him. [Killer is lowered into the pool] Nothing personal, Killer. Business. You want something done right, you gotta do it yourself. How do I handle Charlie? Knives? Poison? Car didn't work. Something... something very special.
Boss, Boss! Pull me up, please! I got a... I got a gun!
Carface A gun? Whattaya mean a gun? What kind of gun?
[the piranhas start nibbling at his ears]
Ya hear me, Boss?! I got a gun! Stop, fishies! Stop it! Ooh, you won't like what you taste! [is raised up] I don't taste that good! You've been eating too much! Boss! Pull me up! I got a... I got a... I got a... A Flash Gordon Thermo-Atomic ray gun, Boss.
Carface A ray gun. [chuckles evilly]
