Paul Dooley movie quotes

View Quote Sarge: WILL YOU TURN THAT DISRESPECTFUL JUNK OFF!?
Filmore: Respect the classics, man... its Hendrix!

View Quote Filmore: [looking at a stoplight blinking yellow] I'm tellin' ya, man, every third blink is slower.
Sarge: The '60s weren't good to you, were they?

View Quote [The folks of Radiator Springs are sad that Lightning McQueen left without saying goodbye after fixing the main road.]
Tow Mater: He must've finished it while we was asleep.
Doc Hudson: [coldly] Good riddance. [drives off]
Flo: He's...gone?
Sarge: Well, we wouldn't want him to miss that race of his, would we?
[Sally drives off sadly.]
Ramone: [hears the Sheriff sniffling] Oh dude, are you crying?
Sheriff: [angrily] No, I'm HAPPY! I don't have to watch him every second of the day anymore! I'm glad he's gone!
Red: [speeds away crying, upset at Lightning's apparent departure]
Lightning McQueen: [appearing out of the blue] What's wrong with Red?
Tow Mater: [completely oblivious to Lightning's presence, while everyone gasps] Oh, he's just sad 'cause you left town and gone off to that big race to win your Piston Cup that you always dreamed of an' get that big fancy sponsorship you was talkin' about. [long pause] Wait a minute! I knew you wouldn't leave without sayin' goodbye! [Everyone laughs]

View Quote Excellent idea, fish. Might I suggest, before matrimony, fish. Fish before matrimony.

View Quote George W. Geezil: What is that glop you're eating?
J. Wellington Wimpy: It's a soup burger. These are difficult times. Burgers can't be choosers.

View Quote Popeye: I oughta bust you right in the mush.
Olive Oyl: Yeah, what is this?
J. Wellington Wimpy: A hundred and twenty samoleans.
Olive Oyl: You won a hundred and twenty samoleans?
J. Wellington Wimpy: You know how many hamburgers that is?

View Quote Holley: Mater, we got to get that bomb off of you.
Lightning: Bomb?
Mater: Yeah, they strapped it to me to kill you as a back-up plan.
Lightning: Back-up plan? Mater, who put a bomb on you?
Prof. Z: [tied up] You! Why my death ray didn't kill you?!
Lightning: Death ray?!
Finn: Turn off the bomb, Zündapp!
Prof. Z: Are you all so dense? It's voice-activated. Everything is voice-activated these days.
Mater: Deactivate! Deactivate!
Bomb Computer: Voice denied. [a bomb starts a countdown mechanism from 4:59 to 4:58 to 4:57; Mater gasps in shock.]
Mater: Huh!
Prof. Z: Oops. Did I forget to mention that it can only be disarmed by the one who activated it?
Holley: [shoves her stun gun] Say it.
Prof. Z: Deactivate.
Bomb Computer: Voice denied. [the bomb lowers down from 4:48 to 3:48 to 3:47; Mater gasps.]
Prof. Z: Oh. I'm not the one who activated it. Would anyone else like to try? [Shiftwell zaps him]
Finn: You read my mind.
Holley: He was getting on my nerves.
Lightning: What do we do?
Victor: It’s very simple. You blow up.
Lightning: I’m going out on a limb here. These are the guys that want me dead, correct?
Vladimir: It’s nothing personal.
Mater: Fellers, listen. I know what you’re going through. Everybody's been laughing at me my whole life too. [the Lemons seem to take this in] But becoming powerful and rich beyond your wildest dreams ain't gonna make you feel better.
J. Curby: Yeah, but it’s worth a shot!
[Suddenly, from behind them, Red shoots water at the Gremlins, with Sally joining him, causing them to overturn and flip, with J. Curby landing on his front behind a metal fence. Finn uses his grappling hooks to move up into the air and pull four lemons towards each other, while Holley uses her wings to carry two other thugs and make them hit a few others. Two of the lemons try to take part, but then Guido takes off their tires]
Guido: Pit stop.
[Flo also arrives, shining her headlights into Vladimir's eyes, making enough time for Sheriff to put a parking boot on Vladimir's left rear tire]
Sheriff: Not today, boys!
[Vladimir tries to move, but gives up when he is unable to move with the parking boot on. Guido then moves away another thug, yelling in Italian. Ivan tries to ram into McQueen, but Mater defends, punching him away as well as a couple more of the lemons and human thugs, and yells as he uses his tow hook to throw Tubbs Pacer towards Ramone, who sprays paint over his eyes. He then sees Finn, Mater, McQueen, Holley, and the other Radiator Springs residents are all watching angrily at him and the other lemons]
Tubbs Pacer: Retreat! [flees along with the remaining thugs, but immediately finds Sarge and the army confronting them]
Sarge: Thanks for the help, Corporal.
Military Car: Anything for one of Pop's mates.
[Guido tries to remove the bolts off the bomb, but none of them work. He rants angrily in Italian and drives off.]
Lightning: What’s he saying? What’s wrong?
Luigi: None of his wrenches fit the bolts!
Mater: I get it. I get it! I know what needs to be done.
Lightning: Then do it.
Mater: What? No, I can’t do it. Look, nobody takes me seriously. I know that now. This ain’t Radiator Springs.
Lightning: Yes, it is. Be yourself in Radiator Springs. Be yourself here. And if-if people aren't taking you seriously, then they need to change, not you. I know that because I was wrong before. Now, you can do this. You're the bomb.
Mater: Thanks, buddy.
Lightning: No, no, no, you're the actual bomb. Now let's go!
Mater: Oh, right! Hang on! [hooks up to McQueen, and drives off]
Finn: Where's he going?
Mater: [as he drives through the traffic] Computer!
Mater's Computer: Yes, Agent Mater?
Mater: I need that thing you done before to get me away from McQueen!
Mater's Computer: Request acknowledged. [brings out Mater's rockets and activates him]
Lightning: Mater?
Mater: Now I need you to do shoot! The second kind, not the first!
Mater’s Computer: Deploying chute. [brings out the chute; Mater and McQueen soar up in the sky]

View Quote Luigi: Oh, Lightning! Welcome home!
Flo: Good to have you back, honey.
Fillmore: Congratulations, man!
Sarge: Welcome home, Soldier.
Sheriff: This place wasn’t the same without you, son.
Lizzie: What? Did he go somewhere?
Lightning: It’s good to be home, everybody. [hears Mater’s horn and sees him coming] Mater.
Mater: McQueen! [Otis shrieks]
Lightning: Mater!
Mater: McQueen!
[Mater halts, making Otis flung into Ramone's House of Body Art, and stops on a hydraulic lift.]
Ramone: Hey, how far'd you make it this time, Otis?
Otis: Halfway... [panting] to the county line.
Ramone: Ooh, not bad, man! [turns on the lift for Otis]
Otis: I know! I can't believe it either!
Mater: McQueen, welcome back! [they fist bump with their front wheels]
Lightning: Mater, it’s good to see you!
Mater: You too, buddy, oh man, you ain’t gonna believe the things. I got planned for us.
Mack: Oh, these best friends greetings, they get longer every year.
Mater: You ready to have some serious fun?
Lightning: Well, actually I’ve got something to show you first.
[cut to Mater noticing McQueen's Hudson Hornet Piston Cup, honoring Doc Hudson who, like Paul Newman, died]
Mater: Wow! I can’t believe they renamed the Piston Cup after our very own Doc Hudson!

View Quote Grem: I got to admit, you tricked us real good.
Acer: And we don't like being tricked. [Rod chuckles] Hey! What's so funny?
Rod Torque Redline: Well, you know, I was just wearing a disguise. You guys are stuck looking like that. [Grem pushes a lever, turning the magnet off, and causing Rod to land on a small platform, where one of the Lemon Cars pushes a fuel tank of Allinol towards him.] Allinol? Thanks, fellas! I hear this stuff is good for you.
Professor Zündapp: So you think Allinol by itself is good for you. [presses a button, which causes some cylinders attached to the platform to turn Rod's rear tires and make whirring sounds as his status bar shows his speedometer going up] But after microscopic examination, I have found that it has one small weakness. When hit with an electromagnetic pulse, it becomes extremely dangerous.
Grem: [moves a camera-disguised EMP generator forward] Smile for the camera.
Rod Torque Redline: Is that all you want? I got a whole act.
Professor Zündapp: You were very interested in this camera on the oil platform. Now you will witness what it really does.
Rod Torque Redline: Whatever you say, Professor.
Acer: [as a Pacer comes up with a TV screen showing a picture of Rod with a Japanese pink car while in disguise] You talked up a lot of cars last night. Which one's your associate?
Rod Torque Redline: Your mother. Oh, no, I'm sorry, it was your sister. You know, I can't tell them apart these days.
Grem: Could I start it now, Professor Z?
Professor Zündapp: Go 50% power. [Grem then pushes a lever beneath the EMP generator that causes the lens to light up and make whirring sounds, going to 50% power] The camera is actually an electromagnetic pulse emitter.
Acer: [showing Rod a picture of him with Shigeko] What about her? Did you give it to her?
Professor Zündapp: The Allinol is now heating to a boil, dramatically expanding, causing the engine block to crack under the stress, forcing oil into the combustion chamber. [While Zündapp is talking, Rod's engine is heard cracking, then the oil is heard flowing.]
Acer: [showing Rod a picture of him with a Japanese red Ferrari at a sushi stand] How about him? Did you talk to him?!
Rod Torque Redline: [as smoke gets emitted from his tailpipes] What do I care?! I can replace an engine block
Professor Zündapp: You may be able to, but after full impact of the pulse, [as Grem pushes the generator's lever to 75% power] unfortunately, there will be nothing to replace.
Acer: [showing Rod a picture of him With Mater in the bathroom] How about him? Does he have it?
[Rod trembles upon seeing the image, which Zündapp then notices and looks at the picture.]
Professor Zündapp: That's him. He's the one.
Grem: Roger that Professor Z.
Rod Torque Redline: [last words] NO!
Professor Zündapp: [through cell phone to the Lemon Kingpin] Yes, sir, we believe the infiltrator has passed along sensitive information.
Lemon Kingpin: [through phone] Right away!
Professor Zündapp: I will take care of it before any damage can be done. [hangs up] The project is still on schedule. You will find the second agent and kill him. [Zündapp then pushes the generator's lever to 100% power, which the screen then shows the picture of Rod and Mater, zooming in as a reflection of Rod is shown, shaking as the generator's electromagnetic pulse gets more powerful, before he finally explodes, cut into the screen shows a distant view of Mount Fuji and a Japanese tower while the WGP theme begins]
Brent Mustangburger: Japan, land of the rising sun, where ancient tradition meets modern technology. Welcome to the inaugural running of the World Grand Prix. I'm Brent Mustangburger, here with racing legends Darrell Cartrip and David Hobbscap. There's never been a competition like this before. First, Allinol, making its debut tonight as the required fuel for all these great champions. Second, the course itself, and it's like nothing we've ever seen before. David, how exactly does this competition work?
David Hobbscap: Well, Brent, all three of these street courses are classic round-the-house racetracks. [the camera shows the labelled in Japan, Italy and England] This means that the LMP and Formula cars should break out of the gate in spectacular fashion. Look for Francesco Bernoulli in particular to lead early. And with a series of technical turns throughout GT and Touring cars, like Spain's Miguel Camino should make up some ground, but I doubt it'll be enough to stop Francesco from absolutely running away with it.
Darrell Cartrip: Whoa, now just hold your horsepower. You're forgetting the most important factor here: that early dirt track section of the course! The dirt is supposed to be the great equalizer in this race.
Brent Mustangburger: French Rally Car Raoul ÇaRoule Is Counting On A Big Boost Headed Through There.
Darrell Cartrip: And Don't Forget Lightning McQueen, His Mentor The Hudson Hornet Was One Of The Greatest Dirt Track Races Of All Time In My Opinion, McQueen Is The Best All Round Racer In This Competition.
David Hobbscap: Really, Darrell, I think you need to clean your windshield. You're clearly not seeing this for what it is: Francesco's race to lose. [The WGP racers roll into the starting line to prepare to race.]
Brent Mustangburger: It's time to find out. The racers are lockin' into the grid.
Lightning McQueen: [closes his eyes as a pre-race ritual] Speed. I am speed.
Francesco Bernoulli: [laughs mockingly] Really? You are speed? Then Francesco is triple speed. [closes his eyes] Francesco is triple speed. Oh-ho! Francesco likes this, McQueen. It's-a really getting him into the zone! [revs his engine]
Lightning McQueen: [complains about Francesco] He is so getting beat today. [revs his engine; the lights turn from red to green, and the first race is underway; one Set Of Red Lights Turns On One-By-One Before Another Set Of Lights Beneath It Turns Green, The Races Start The First Lap With Raoul ÇaRoule & Miguel Camino Leading Through The Narrow Streets Of Tokyo Before Raoul Gets Overtaken By Max Schnell, Carla Veloso, & Miguel Gets Overtaken By Jeff Gorvette, Shu Todoroki, Lightning McQueen, Francesco Bernoulli, Nigel Gearsley, Lewis Hamilton, & Rip Clutchgoneski Behind Him As McQueen & Francesco Make Their Moves Around Jeff, Carla, Raoul, & Max Which Francesco Takes The Lead With McQueen And Go Around The First Corner].
John Lassetire: Jeff, Your Tires Are.
Bruno Motoreau: [Mumbling To Raoul].
Mach Matsuo: [Mumbling To Shu].
Giuseppe Motorosi: [Mumbling To Francesco].
Sarge: Your Suspension Sets Look Good.
Luigi: Tire Pressure Is Excellent!
Fillmore: He's Got Plenty Of Fuel.
Mater: And He's Awesome.
Crowd: [Chanting And Clapping] McQueen, McQueen, McQueen! [The Screen Shows Finn & Holley Inside A Building Overlooking The Pit Road And Have Their Eyes On Mater, Who Is Wearing A Headset].
Holley Shiftwell: Why is he in the Pits? He's so Exposed.
Finn McMissile: It's His Cover, One Of The Best I've Seen Too. Look at the detail on the rust; it must have cost him a fortune.
Holley Shiftwell: [Using Her On-Board Computer Dual Trackball Platforms] But Why Hasn't He Contacted Us Yet?
Finn McMissile: There's Probably Heat On Him: Be Patient.
Holley Shiftwell: Right, Of Course, He'll Signal Us When He Can.
Finn McMissile: And Then We Find Out Who's Behind All This.
Brent Mustangburger: [Announcing] As They Head Into The Palace Hairpin, Francesco Builds An Early Lead.
Darrell Cartrip: Ah Hang On Boys, Here Comes The Dirt, Slipping And Sliding Baby.
Mater: McQueen, It's Time To Make Your Move. Get On The Outside And Show Them What Doc Taught You.
Lightning McQueen: 10-4 Mater.
David Hobbscap: [As Francesco Struggles To Brake On The Dirt] Oh Boy, Francesco's Brought To A Screeching Halt!
Brent Mustangburger: [As McQueen Uses Doc's "Turn Right To Go Left" Trick To Overtake Francesco] Lightning McQueen Is The First To Take Advantage And Just Like That, Folks, Francesco's Lead Is Left In The Dust.
Lightning McQueen: Nice call, Mater. Keep It Up.
Acer: It's Finn McMissile! But you're dead!
Finn McMissile: Then this shouldn't hurt at all. [sprays both Acer and Petey with a fire extinguisher, blinding them]