Grem
I got to admit, you tricked us real good.
Acer
And we don't like being tricked. [Rod chuckles] Hey! What's so funny?
Well, you know, I was just wearing a disguise. You guys are stuck looking like that. [Grem pushes a lever, turning the magnet off, and causing Rod to land on a small platform, where one of the Lemon Cars pushes a fuel tank of Allinol towards him.] Allinol? Thanks, fellas! I hear this stuff is good for you.
So you think Allinol by itself is good for you. [presses a button, which causes some cylinders attached to the platform to turn Rod's rear tires and make whirring sounds as his status bar shows his speedometer going up] But after microscopic examination, I have found that it has one small weakness. When hit with an electromagnetic pulse, it becomes extremely dangerous.
Grem
Smile for the camera.
Is that all you want? I got a whole act.
You were very interested in this camera on the oil platform. Now you will witness what it really does.
Whatever you say, Professor.
Acer
You talked up a lot of cars last night. Which one's your associate?
Your mother. Oh, no, I'm sorry, it was your sister. You know, I can't tell them apart these days.
Grem
Could I start it now, Professor Z?
Go 50% power. [Grem then pushes a lever beneath the EMP generator that causes the lens to light up and make whirring sounds, going to 50% power] The camera is actually an electromagnetic pulse emitter.
Acer
What about her? Did you give it to her?
The Allinol is now heating to a boil, dramatically expanding, causing the engine block to crack under the stress, forcing oil into the combustion chamber. [While Zündapp is talking, Rod's engine is heard cracking, then the oil is heard flowing.]
Acer
How about him? Did you talk to him?!
What do I care?! I can replace an engine block
You may be able to, but after full impact of the pulse, [as Grem pushes the generator's lever to 75% power] unfortunately, there will be nothing to replace.
Acer
How about him? Does he have it?
That's him. He's the one.
Grem
Roger that Professor Z.
NO!
Yes, sir, we believe the infiltrator has passed along sensitive information.
Right away!
I will take care of it before any damage can be done. [hangs up] The project is still on schedule. You will find the second agent and kill him. [Zündapp then pushes the generator's lever to 100% power, which the screen then shows the picture of Rod and Mater, zooming in as a reflection of Rod is shown, shaking as the generator's electromagnetic pulse gets more powerful, before he finally explodes, cut into the screen shows a distant view of Mount Fuji and a Japanese tower while the WGP theme begins]
Brent Mustangburger
Japan, land of the rising sun, where ancient tradition meets modern technology. Welcome to the inaugural running of the World Grand Prix. I'm Brent Mustangburger, here with racing legends Darrell Cartrip and David Hobbscap. There's never been a competition like this before. First, Allinol, making its debut tonight as the required fuel for all these great champions. Second, the course itself, and it's like nothing we've ever seen before. David, how exactly does this competition work?
David Hobbscap
Well, Brent, all three of these street courses are classic round-the-house racetracks. [the camera shows the labelled in Japan, Italy and England] This means that the LMP and Formula cars should break out of the gate in spectacular fashion. Look for Francesco Bernoulli in particular to lead early. And with a series of technical turns throughout GT and Touring cars, like Spain's Miguel Camino should make up some ground, but I doubt it'll be enough to stop Francesco from absolutely running away with it.
Darrell Cartrip
Whoa, now just hold your horsepower. You're forgetting the most important factor here: that early dirt track section of the course! The dirt is supposed to be the great equalizer in this race.
Brent Mustangburger
French Rally Car Raoul ÇaRoule Is Counting On A Big Boost Headed Through There.
Darrell Cartrip
And Don't Forget Lightning McQueen, His Mentor The Hudson Hornet Was One Of The Greatest Dirt Track Races Of All Time In My Opinion, McQueen Is The Best All Round Racer In This Competition.
David Hobbscap
Really, Darrell, I think you need to clean your windshield. You're clearly not seeing this for what it is: Francesco's race to lose. [The WGP racers roll into the starting line to prepare to race.]
Brent Mustangburger
It's time to find out. The racers are lockin' into the grid.
Lightning McQueen
Speed. I am speed.
Francesco Bernoulli
Really? You are speed? Then Francesco is triple speed. [closes his eyes] Francesco is triple speed. Oh-ho! Francesco likes this, McQueen. It's-a really getting him into the zone! [revs his engine]
Lightning McQueen
He is so getting beat today. [revs his engine; the lights turn from red to green, and the first race is underway; one Set Of Red Lights Turns On One-By-One Before Another Set Of Lights Beneath It Turns Green, The Races Start The First Lap With Raoul ÇaRoule & Miguel Camino Leading Through The Narrow Streets Of Tokyo Before Raoul Gets Overtaken By Max Schnell, Carla Veloso, & Miguel Gets Overtaken By Jeff Gorvette, Shu Todoroki, Lightning McQueen, Francesco Bernoulli, Nigel Gearsley, Lewis Hamilton, & Rip Clutchgoneski Behind Him As McQueen & Francesco Make Their Moves Around Jeff, Carla, Raoul, & Max Which Francesco Takes The Lead With McQueen And Go Around The First Corner].
Jeff, Your Tires Are.
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Sarge
Your Suspension Sets Look Good.
Luigi
Tire Pressure Is Excellent!
Fillmore
He's Got Plenty Of Fuel.
And He's Awesome.
McQueen, McQueen, McQueen! [The Screen Shows Finn & Holley Inside A Building Overlooking The Pit Road And Have Their Eyes On Mater, Who Is Wearing A Headset].
Holley Shiftwell
Why is he in the Pits? He's so Exposed.
Finn McMissile
It's His Cover, One Of The Best I've Seen Too. Look at the detail on the rust; it must have cost him a fortune.
Holley Shiftwell
But Why Hasn't He Contacted Us Yet?
Finn McMissile
There's Probably Heat On Him: Be Patient.
Holley Shiftwell
Right, Of Course, He'll Signal Us When He Can.
Finn McMissile
And Then We Find Out Who's Behind All This.
Brent Mustangburger
As They Head Into The Palace Hairpin, Francesco Builds An Early Lead.
Darrell Cartrip
Ah Hang On Boys, Here Comes The Dirt, Slipping And Sliding Baby.
McQueen, It's Time To Make Your Move. Get On The Outside And Show Them What Doc Taught You.
Lightning McQueen
10-4 Mater.
David Hobbscap
Oh Boy, Francesco's Brought To A Screeching Halt!
Brent Mustangburger
Lightning McQueen Is The First To Take Advantage And Just Like That, Folks, Francesco's Lead Is Left In The Dust.
Lightning McQueen
Nice call, Mater. Keep It Up.
Acer
It's Finn McMissile! But you're dead!
Finn McMissile
Then this shouldn't hurt at all. [sprays both Acer and Petey with a fire extinguisher, blinding them]
