Bruce Campbell movie quotes

View Quote I got a bone to pick with you.

View Quote You're pissing me off, you ugly son of a bitch!

View Quote [Admiring Sheila] Well aren't you the sweetest little thing?

View Quote Hey baby, why don't ya come on over to my pad? We'll have a scotch and sofa.

View Quote I've never seen you here before. I like that in a woman.

View Quote Renaldo the Heel: Well, maybe I'm a heel.
Vic Ajax: Maybe I'm a guy who hates heels.
Renaldo the Heel: Maybe I'm a heel who hates guys who hate heels.

View Quote [after entering Lucas' house] And to think that all of this is made with your own poop! [sniffs the air] Nice.

View Quote [repeated line] For queen and colony!

View Quote [last lines]
[Zoc adds jellybeans falling to the ground making the ants overjoyed.]
Fugax: Sweet rocks!
[the ants start cheering as they eat the jellybeans]

View Quote Mayor Shelbourne: Tomorrow's the big day, Flint. The entire town's fate is resting on your food weather. I'm thinking pasta. Some light apps. I know you won't let us down.

View Quote Mayor Shelbourne: This is going to be big!
Sam: This food weather was created intentionally by meek-ish backyard tinkerer Flint Lockwood.
Officer Earl Devereaux: [gasps] Flint Lockwood!?
Flint: [nervously] Hi…
Earl: [tackles Flint in anger] YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR RUINING SARDINE LAND!!
Sam: Flint, those burgers were amazing.

View Quote Sam: This food weather was created intentionally by meek-ish backyard tinkerer, Flint Lockwood.
Townspeople: [surprised] Huh?
Earl: [shocked] Flint Lockwood?!
[Everyone turns to him in the background]
Flint: [nervously] Hi.
Earl: [angrily tackles him to the ground] You're under arrest for ruinin' Sardine Land!
Sam: Flint, those burgers were awesome! The producer called and he was all like, [mimicking the producer in an enthusiastic deep voice] "Everybody loves that food weather."
Mayor Shelbourne: Food weather. This could be even bigger than Sardine Land.
Sam: Can you make it rain food again, please?
Flint: Uh, I don't really know if I…
Cal: You're gonna do it again?
Earl: Oh, you gotta be kidding!

View Quote Stronghold... SIDEKICK!!!!

View Quote Coach Boomer: What if I told you she's not just a twin, she's an evil twin?
Mr. Medulla: This Friday, you say?
Coach Boomer: [chuckles] Medulla, you dog!

View Quote Now the sun will be up in an hour or so, and we can all get out of here together. You, me, Linda, Shelly. Hmm... Well... not Shelly, see? We'll all be going home together. Wouldn't you like to be going home? I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you? Scott?