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Army of Darkness

Army of Darkness quotes

42 total quotes

Evil Ash
Multiple Characters

(sometimes for no apparent reason) Groovy.

Deadite Captain: Welcome back to the land of the livin' ... Now pick up a shovel and get digging!

Deadite Sheila: I may be bad, but I feel good.

Deadite: I'll cut your gizzard out!

Deadite: Let's get the hell out of here!!!!

Old Woman: Into the pit with those bloody-thirsty sons of whores!

Ash: Klaatu verata nikto.
Wiseman: Well, repeat them.
Ash: Klaatu verata nikto.
Wiseman: Again.
Ash: I got it, I got it! I know your damn words, alright?

Ash: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
Possessed woman: Who the hell are you?
Ash: Name's Ash. [****s rifle] Housewares.

Duke Henry: You're not one of my vassals... who are you?
Ash: Who wants to know?
Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town.

Evil Ash: [to his skeleton minions, who are digging up corpses in a graveyard] Dig, damn you! Dig faster! I shall command every worm-infested son-of-a-bitch that ever died in battle!
Skeleton: Thank you, sir!

Possessed Sheila: You found me beautiful once...
Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!

Possessed Woman: I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: Come get some.

Sheila: [Being handled by Evil Ash] Don't touch me! You foul thing!
Evil Ash: You're gonna learn to love me, missy.
Sheila: The Promised One will come for you.
Evil Ash: Darlin' I'm gonna save him the trouble.

Sheila: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.

Wiseman: When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?
Ash: Yeah, basically.
Wiseman: Did you speak the exact words?
Ash: Look, maybe I didn't say every tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah.