Sky High 2005 quotes

36 quotes · 9 characters
Sky High (2005) poster
Characters
Will Michael Angarano · 13 quotes
Layla Danielle Panabaker · 9 quotes
Warren Peace Steven Strait · 6 quotes
Josie Kelly Preston · 4 quotes
Principal Powers Lynda Carter · 3 quotes
Steve Kurt Russell · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Will & Layla (4), Layla & Warren Peace (4), Will & Gwen (3)

Sky High quotes

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That's right. Royal Pain wasn't my mother. Royal Pain is ME!

Oh my God, I made out with an old lady.

Well you've got new friends now. And I think that you need to figure out whether you hang out with us - or with those losers. Come on, let's go.

No, forget it! I'm not going anywhere with you. Not now, and not to homecoming. Might as well just find yourself a new date, Gwen.

You're dumping me? Whoa whoa, let's just get something straight, ok? You do not dump me! Not the night before the dance!

Sorry Gwen, I, ah, just did! You're dumped!

People make mistakes, Will. That's what high school's about. Heck, that's what life's about! The key is to learn from them.

I hope my friends see it that way.

If someone is a true friend, you'd be surprised how understanding they can be.

We can't change who he is. Not without dropping him in a vat of toxic waste.

[Steve turns to look at Josie and raises his finger]

Steve.

Now where would we even find a vat of...

(understandably alarmed)

Steve!

I noticed you had some recyclables in the trash. I took the liberty of moving them for you.

Thank you, Layla. You hungry? I've got plenty of eggs, bacon…

No, thanks. You know how my mom can communicate with animals? Apparently, they don't like being eaten.

[a brief but awkward pause]

How about some juice?

Now, I know it's just our first day, but I already can't wait to graduate and start saving mankind. And womankind. And animalkind.

And the rainforest.

Of course!

So then there was this time in the first grade. You know how you grow lima beans in school? Well, Will could not figure out why mine were growing so quickly. It was driving him crazy. So finally I took mercy on him and told him about my powers. And we've been best friends ever since.

Hmm. And falling for him, was that before or after the lima beans?

WHAT? I am not in love with Will Strong… is it that obvious?

Yeah.

Great.

When life gives you lemons... (creates a tree and grabs an apple)

...make apple juice?

(laughs exasperatedly)

I can't make lemons! I don't know what it is.

Dreadful technique. You've confused rays with beams! D! Minus! I'd give you an F, but that would only mean having to see you in summer school.

Rays! From the silliness of the shrink ray to the devastation of the death ray, these are the very foundations of Mad Science!

News Anchorman

It seems evil has struck our morning commute…

Nurse Spex

The kids who get, uh, bitten by radioactive insects or fall into a vat of toxic waste, their powers usually show up the next day. Or… they die.

[on school public address system]

"The cafeteria staff would like to remind sidekicks to stop ordering hero sandwiches." (the kids exchange "You've gotta be kidding me." looks)