Well, maybe I'm a heel.
Vic Ajax Maybe I'm a guy who hates heels.
Maybe I'm a heel who hates guys who hate heels.
Played by Reed Birney 
Crimewave (1985) · 8 quotes
Crimewave (1985) · 8 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Crimewave (1985): in 4 of its 8 quotes
Scenes with Vic Ajax
4 scenes Vic Ajax
Arthur Coddish
[About to electrocute Vic]
How do you like it, medium or well-done? [Evil maniacal laughter]
Nancy
Victor!
Vic Ajax Nancy!
Arthur Coddish
[She throws him a baseball bat, and he smashes Arthur's machine with it]
You broke my shocker!
Vic Ajax Mister, you've done some bad things and I'm gonna deal out some swift justice!
Vic Ajax [after Nancy nearly got run over by the Exterminators]
You maniacs! I've never seen anything like that... are you all right?
Vic Ajax [Tries to open the door for her]
Oh, you've got the key!
Faron Crush
[the car backs up, and Crush comes out]
One more thing child... don't you ever call me a maniac!
[Punches Vic in the face and bursts into maniacal laughter]
Vic Ajax Hello, Colonel. How are you this evening?
Colonel Rodgers
Adequate. One mother-lovin' hell of a storm comin.' Know how I can tell? Steel plate clang in my head. Yes sir, Korea was no picnic.