Oh, Lightning! Welcome home!
Flo Good to have you back, honey.
This place wasn’t the same without you, son.
L Lizzie
What? Did he go somewhere?
It’s good to be home, everybody. [hears Mater’s horn and sees him coming] Mater.
M Mater
McQueen! [Otis shrieks]
[Mater halts, making Otis flung into Ramone's House of Body Art, and stops on a hydraulic lift.]
Hey, how far'd you make it this time, Otis?
O Otis
Halfway... [panting] to the county line.
Ooh, not bad, man! [turns on the lift for Otis]
O Otis
I know! I can't believe it either!
M Mater
McQueen, welcome back! [they fist bump with their front wheels]
Mater, it’s good to see you!
M Mater
You too, buddy, oh man, you ain’t gonna believe the things. I got planned for us.
M Mack
Oh, these best friends greetings, they get longer every year.
M Mater
You ready to have some serious fun?
Well, actually I’ve got something to show you first.
M Mater
[cut to Mater noticing McQueen's Hudson Hornet Piston Cup, honoring Doc Hudson who, like Paul Newman, died]
Wow! I can’t believe they renamed the Piston Cup after our very own Doc Hudson!
[On TV]
Crashes Are A Part Of Racing, I Know, But Something Like That Should Never Happen.
[On TV]
They're Letting You Choose Your Fuel For The Final Race. Do You Have Any Idea What It's Gonna Be?
Did He Just Say Allinol?!
[On TV]
My Friend Fillmore says the fuel's safe; that's good enough for me. I Didn't Stand By A Friend Of Mine Recently; I'm Not Gonna Make The Same Mistake Twice.
[On TV]
So, a surprising revelation from Lightning McQueen: he will use Allinol in the final race despite what occurred today.
LK Lemon Kingpin
[Through The Telephone]
Till Lightning McQueen Is Dead!
Of Course. [The Phone Call Ends] Allinol Must Be Finished For Good. McQueen Cannot Win The Last Race. Lightning McQueen Must Be Killed!
M Mater
No!
[Mater Bumps Into A TV Which Breaks His Special Siren Light, He Turns Into All The Silly Disguises And Turns Normal] .
It's The American Spy!!!
[The Lemons Aim Guns At Him] .
[Gets The Gatling Guns Out Of Mater's Bodywork]
Gatling Gun: Request Acknowledged.
You Actually Care About That Race Car: A Pity You Didn't Warn Him In Time.
[The Transport Vehicle's Door Shuts, Trapping Mater Inside And Blacks Him Out With Sleeping Gas] .
M Mater
[From Off-Screen]
Idiot, Is That How You See Me?
[From Off-Screen]
That's How Everyone Sees You, I Tell You That's The Genius Of It, No One Realizes They're Being Fooled Because They're Too Busy Laughing At The Fool... [Echoes].
[Mater Opens The Door Like Gates Of Heaven, The First Flashback In Crowd In Tokyo, Japan] .
M Mater
[Been Leaked On The Stage]
But I Never Leak Oil Never!
Mater, you have to get a hold of yourself; you're making a scene!
M Mater
[At The Sixth Flashback...] [Noticed His Friend's Angry Glare]
Wait A Minute, I Didn't Screw Ya Up Did I?
[Angrily]
I LOST THE RACE BECAUSE OF YOU!!
M Mater
Maybe If I Talked To Somebody–
[Angrily]
I Don't Need Your Help! I Don't Want Your Help! [Echoes].
[Mater Sadly Lowers His Head And Hears The Words Echoed Around Him] .
M Mater
[Banging The Gong As Random Cars Laugh]
Bang The Gong: Get It On!
[Voice]
Listen, This Isn't Radiator Springs. This Is Exactly Why I Don't Bring You Along To These Things!
[Watching in terror, he wakes up to find himself tied up above a set of cogs. As a bell chimes, he looks around the room filled with gears and sees Finn and Holley also tied up, dangling in the teeth of the gears next to him.] .
M Mater
Holley! Finn! Where Are We?
We're In London Mater, Inside Big Bentley.
[The Camera Zooms Out To Show The Outside Of The Great Elizabeth Tower Where Big Bentley Is With The Clock Saying 3 O'Clock In The Afternoon, The Changes Shot To Show The Tower Next To The Houses Of Parliament As The Ropes Holding Mater & The Cages Unwind] .
M Mater
Oh, this, this is all my fault.
M Mater
But I Am Remember, You Said So.
Where Did I? Oh, Mater, I Was Complimenting You On What A Good Spy You Are.
M Mater
[Frustrated]
I'M NOT A SPY!!!! The voices echoed as Finn and Holley felt completely shocked.] I've Been Trying To Tell You That The Whole Time; I Really Am Just A Tow Truck.
M Mater
You Were Right Finn, I'm A Fool And What's Happened To McQueen Is 'Cause I'm Such A Big One: This Is All My Fault.
[They Notice Grem & Acer Arrive In An Elevator] .
[To Mater, Holley and Finn]
Good, You're Up.
[Uncovers The EMP Generator]
Professor Z Wanted You To Have A Front-Row Seat For The Death Of Lightning McQueen.
M Mater
He's Still Alive?
SC Sally Carrera
We Came As Soon As You Called.
I Called To Talk To Mater; It Never Occurred To Me That He Wouldn't Be There.
Sheriff Is Talking To Scotland Yard Right Now.
Flo And Sarge Is In Touch With His Friends In The British Military.
SC Sally Carrera
You Just Need To Focus On The Race.
I know, but, Sally, with everything going on, I'm not sure... Sir Axlerod.
[At the third and final race in London, Grem has the E.M.P. ray aimed at Lightning]
Here he comes.
[Mater watches horrified as Grem starts the Emitter at 100% power. The Emitter's red light glows brightly. The Emitter continues to aim at Lightning, but nothing happens to him and he continues racing]
What happened?
M Mater
So, there we were, my rocket jets goin' full blast, McQueen hangin' on for dear life, when suddenly, them two nasty lemons come out of nowhere with guns drawn. We was goners. But then, out of nowhere, this beautiful spy car swoops in from the sky to save us.
M Minny
That's a very entertaining story, young man.
V Van
Oh, Minny, please. Come on! None of this happened. Rocket jets, flying spy cars--
[out of nowhere]
No, you're quite right. [landing] It does sound a bit far-fetched.
M Mater
Holley! What are you doing here?
Hello, Mater! It's so good to see you again.
Our Satellites Picked Up An Urgent Communiqué.
M Mater
Oh, man. Y'all is gon' have a great time. Everybody, this here's Finn McMissile. He's a secret agent. Don't tell nobody. And this is Holley Shiftwell. She's--
I'm Mater's girlfriend. It's so nice to meet you all.
[Guido's jaw drops, his forks hit the ground in shock] [smiling]
Guido believe you now.
Flo [Looking At Holley's Dent]
Whoa Honey, You Got A Nasty Dent There.
V Van
Was That From When You Swooped In And You Saved Them In London?
V Van
What, I'm Just Asking!
Flo Ah, don't you worry, sweet pea. My Baby Ramone Can Get That Fixed Up For You In No Time.
Yeah, sure thing, man. No problem, Just Let Me Go Get My Tools.
Oh-No-No, I-I'm Keeping That Dent; It's Way Too Valuable.
L Lizzie
A Valuable Dent, Oh, She's As Crazy As Mater.
M Mack
Oh Those Two Are Perfect For Each Other.
You know, there's one thing I still don't get. The bad guys hit me with the beam from the camera, right? So, why didn't I...
M Mater
[finishing his friend's question]
Explode in a fiery inferno?
We couldn't figure that out, either.
Our investigation proved that Allinol was actually gasoline, and Axlerod engineered it so when it got hit by the beam it would explode.
Wait a second, Fillmore; You said my fuel was safe.
[Everyone turns and curiously looks at Fillmore]
If you're implying that I switched out that rot-gut excuse for alternative fuel with my all-natural, sustainable, organic biofuel just because I never trusted Axlerod, you're dead wrong, man. It was him. [points to Sarge]
Once big oil, always big oil... man.
Tree-hugger.
[The Camera Shows On A Banner Saying "Radiator Springs Grand Prix" Before Moving Down To Show Sheriff Slowly Driving Along The Main Road With The World Grand Prix Racers Behind Him With The Spectators Watching Beside Hay Bales Being Used As Barriers] .
The Radiator Springs Grand Prix Is About To Begin. All Spectators, Clear The Starting Line.
LH Lewis Hamilton
Man, I Can't Wait To Get Rocking; This Is Gonna Be Wicked!
JG Jeff Gorvette
Yeah, We Should Do This Every Year.
Yeah, I Just Figured We Never Found Out Who The World's Fastest Car Is, plus no press, no trophy, just racing the way I Like It.
Francesco Likes It Like This Too.
Francesco, I'd Like You To Meet—
Signorina Sally, It Is Official, Lightning McQueen Is The Luckiest Car In The World.
SC Sally Carrera
Why Thank You. [Chuckles].
