ALL A B C D E F G H I J K L M
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View Quote Alligator: You can hop, but you can't hide!
View Quote Friends on the other side [singing] Are you ready?!
View Quote Lawrence: I'm completely innocent. The Shadow Man bambooze me. Aah!
View Quote Man #1: Boys, drag to maggot down to the Parish prison.
View Quote Big Daddy: Evenin', Eudora.
Young Charlotte: Daddy, Daddy! Look at my new dress! Isn't it pretty?
Big Daddy: Look at you! Why, I'd expect nothin' less from the finest seamstress in New Orleans!
View Quote Buford: Are you talkin' 'bout that dang restaurant again?
Tiana: Buford, your eggs are burnin'.
Buford: You ain't never gonna get enough for the down payment.
Tiana: I'm gettin' close.
Buford: Yeah. How close?
Tiana: Where my flapjacks?
Buford: [laughing] You got about as much chance of gettin' that restaurant as I do of winnin' the Kentucky Derby.
View Quote Dr. Facilier: [singing; to Naveen] Now you, young man, are from across the sea; you come from two long lines of royalty. [aside] I'm a royal myself on my mother's side. Your lifestyle's high, but your funds are low. You need to marry a little honey whose daddy got dough. [talking] Mom and Dad cut you off, huh, pretty boy?
Naveen: Eh, sad but true.
Dr. Facilier: Now y'all gotta get hitched, but hitchin' ties ya down! You just wanna be free - hop from place to place! But freedom takes green... [snickers evilly and sings] It's the green, it's the green, it's the green you need! And when I look into your future, it's the green that I seen.
View Quote Georgia: We all goin' out dancin' tonight. Care to join us?
Male Customers: Yeah, c'mon, Tiana, live a little. It's Mardi Gras.
Tiana: No, I got two left feet. Besides, I'm gonna... [to a rather messy kid] Need a napkin, sweetheart? I'm gonna work a double shift tonight. [serving pancakes to a male customer] Here're your hotcakes. You know, so I...
Georgia: You can save for your restaurant. I know, I know. Girl! All you ever do is work!
View Quote James: Mmm. Gumbo smells good, Tiana.
Young Tiana: I think it's done, Daddy.
James: Yeah. Are you sure?
Young Tiana: Mm-hmm.
James: Absolutely positive?
Young Tiana: Yes.
James: OK. I'm about to put this spoon in my...
Young Tiana: [yanks the spoon out of her dad's hand] Wait! [adds some hot sauce to the gumbo, then tastes it] Done. [feeds the gumbo to James]
James: Hmm.
Young Tiana: What?
James: Well, sweetheart, this is the... best gumbo I've ever tasted! Come here! Eudora, our little girl's got a gift!
Eudora: I coulda told you that.
James: A gift this special just gotta be shared.
View Quote James: You know the thing about good food? It brings folks together from all walks of life. It warms them right up and it puts little smiles on their faces, and when I open up my own restaurant, I tell you, people are gonna line up from miles around just to get a taste of my food!
Young Tiana: Our food.
James: That's right, baby. [writes "Tiana's Place" on the paper] Our food.
View Quote Lawrence: Sire, I've been looking for you everywhere!
Naveen: Oh, what a coincidence, Lawrence! I've been avoiding you everywhere!
Lawrence: We're going to be late for the masqu...
Naveen: Listen, Lawrence! Listen! Oh! [cut to various jazz musicians] Jazz! Jazz music! It was born here! It's beautiful, no?
Lawrence: No!
View Quote Mama Odie: Good to see you again, Ray. How's your Grandma?
Ray: Oh, she's fine. She got in a little trouble for flashin' the neighbors again.
Mama Odie: [Laughs warmly] I like that old gal's spunk!
View Quote Naveen: You know, waitress, I've finally figured out what is wrong with you.
Tiana: Have you now?
Naveen: You do not know how to have fun. There. So, what do you have to say?
Tiana: Thank you. 'Cause I figured out what your problem is, too.
Naveen: I'm too wonderful? [a branch hits him]
Tiana: No. You're a no-account, philanderin', lazy bump on the log!
Naveen: [fake cough] Killjoy!
Tiana: What did you say?
Naveen: Nothing. [fake cough] Stick-in-the-mud!
Tiana: Listen here, Mister. This "stick-in-the-mud" has had to work two jobs her whole life while you've been suckin' on a silver spoon, chasing chambermaids 'round your ivory tower!
Naveen: Actually, it's polished marble.
View Quote Ray: [meeting Tiana and Naveen] Y'all must be new around here.
Naveen: Actually, we are from a place, [chuckles lightly] far, far away from this world.
Ray: Go to bed! Y'all from Shreveport?
View Quote Tiana: Mornin', Mr. La Bouff.
Big Daddy: Good mornin', Tiana.
Tiana: Congratulations on bein' voted king of the Mardi Gras parade.
Big Daddy: Caught me completely by surprise... for the fifth year in a row! Now, how about I celebrate with...
Tiana: Beignets? Got me a fresh batch just waitin' for you.
Big Daddy: Well, keep 'em comin' 'til I pass out!