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Naveen: You know, waitress, I've finally figured out what is wrong with you.
Tiana: Have you now?
Naveen: You do not know how to have fun. There. So, what do you have to say?
Tiana: Thank you. 'Cause I figured out what your problem is, too.
Naveen: I'm too wonderful? [a branch hits him]
Tiana: No. You're a no-account, philanderin', lazy bump on the log!
Naveen: [fake cough] Killjoy!
Tiana: What did you say?
Naveen: Nothing. [fake cough] Stick-in-the-mud!
Tiana: Listen here, Mister. This "stick-in-the-mud" has had to work two jobs her whole life while you've been suckin' on a silver spoon, chasing chambermaids 'round your ivory tower!
Naveen: Actually, it's polished marble.
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