The Princess and the Frog 2009 quotes, page 2

Naveen

You know, waitress, I've finally figured out what is wrong with you.

Tiana

Have you now?

Naveen

You do not know how to have fun. There. So, what do you have to say?

Tiana

Thank you. 'Cause I figured out what your problem is, too.

Naveen

I'm too wonderful? [a branch hits him]

Tiana

No. You're a no-account, philanderin', lazy bump on the log!

Naveen

Killjoy!

Tiana

What did you say?

Naveen

Nothing. [fake cough] Stick-in-the-mud!

Tiana

Listen here, Mister. This "stick-in-the-mud" has had to work two jobs her whole life while you've been suckin' on a silver spoon, chasing chambermaids 'round your ivory tower!

Naveen

Actually, it's polished marble.

Ray

Y'all must be new around here.

Naveen

Actually, we are from a place, [chuckles lightly] far, far away from this world.

Ray

Go to bed! Y'all from Shreveport?

Tiana

Mornin', Mr. La Bouff.

Big Daddy

Good mornin', Tiana.

Tiana

Congratulations on bein' voted king of the Mardi Gras parade.

Big Daddy

Caught me completely by surprise... for the fifth year in a row! Now, how about I celebrate with...

Tiana

Beignets? Got me a fresh batch just waitin' for you.

Big Daddy

Well, keep 'em comin' 'til I pass out!

But Miss Charlotte, you said "later" 2 hours ago!

Travis, when a woman says "later", she really means "not ever"! Now, run along. There are plenty of young fillies dyin' for you to waltz them into a stupor. [After a disappointed Travis walks away, Charlotte rushes over to Tiana's table and grabs as many napkins as she can] GIMME THEM NAPKINS, QUICK!

Tiana

What on Earth for?

I swear I am sweatin' like a sinner in church!

Just at that moment, the ugly little frog looked up with his sad, round eyes and pleaded, "Oh, please, dear princess, only a kiss from you can break this terrible spell that was inflicted on me by a wicked witch."

Here comes my favorite part!

And the beautiful princess was so moved by his desperate plea that she stooped down, picked up the slippery creature, leaned forward, raised him to her lips, and kissed that little frog!

Aww!

Then the frog was transformed into a handsome prince! They were married and lived happily ever after! The end.

Yay! Read it again! Read it again!

Sorry, Charlotte. It's time for us to be headin' home. Say goodnight, Tiana.

Who'da thought a prince had a younger brother? How old did you say you were?

I'm 6 1/2.

Well, I waited this long!

Oh, dear. [Dr. Facilier silently appears behind him] Oh! You're so quiet.

Dr. Facilier

You let him go?!

The poor devil's gasping, so I'd loosened the lid, ever so slightly... [gets tripped by Facilier's shadow, who laughs maliciously] How did I ever get tangled up this voodoo madness? I can't get through with this! [removes the talisman, changing into his true form] You wear this-this ghastly thing! [throws the talisman to Facilier]

Dr. Facilier

CAREFUL WITH THAT!!! ANYTHING HAPPENS TO THIS, I'M GONNA BE...! [pauses as Lawrence quivers with fear; sighs and calms down] Fun fact about voodoo, Larry... [puts on the talisman; nothing happens] ...can't conjure a thing for myself. Besides, you and I both know the real power in this world ain't magic. It's money! Buckets of it.

That's true.

Dr. Facilier

Aren't you tired of living on the margins? While all those fat cats in their fancy cars don't give you so much as a sideways glance?

Yes... I am.

Dr. Facilier

All you gotta do is marry Big Daddy's little princess... [puts the talisman back on Lawrence] And we'll be splittin' that juicy Le Buoff fortune right down the middle... 60-40, like I said.

Hmm... yeah. But uh... what about Naveen?

Dr. Facilier

Your little SLIP-UP... will be a minor bump in the road. So long as we got the prince's blood in this.

Yes...

Naveen

Oh, Evangeline. Why can't I just look Tiana in the eye and say, "I will do whatever it takes to make all your dreams come true because... because I love you."?

Ray

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Cap! You're making goo-goo eyes at my girl?! That's it, put them up! I'm going to make some shoes out of you!

Naveen

No, no, Ray, I'm not in love with Evangeline, I am in love with Tiana!

Dr. Facilier

Y'all shoulda taken ma deal. [pins Tiana down with his cane] Now, you're gonna spend the rest o' your life bein' a slimy little frog! [laughs]

Tiana

I got news for you, Shadow Man. It's not slime, it's mucus! [grabs the charm with her tongue, and when Dr. Facilier gasps, Tiana smashes it on the ground.]

Dr. Facilier

No! NO!! [picks up the remains and gasps in horror as colorful lights flicker around him. Tiana hides] How am I ever gonna pay back my debt?! [3 masks break out of some gravestones, chanting]

Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom...

Dr. Facilier

Friends...!

...Bom, bom, bom, bom. Are you reeeeady?

Dr. Facilier

No! I'm not ready at all! In fact, I got lots more plans!

Are you reeeeady?

Dr. Facilier

This is just a... minor setback in a major operation! [Voodoo dolls burst out of the ground, carrying drumsticks. Facilier shrieks] Soon, as I whip up another spell, we'll be back in business! I've still got that froggy prince locked away. [backs up against a tombstone with his shadow hiding behind him] I just need a little more time! [The tombstone transforms into a huge, demonic mask. Facilier squeals] No, no, please, no! [a demon grabs his shadow and starts to pull him toward the mask's mouth. Facilier yelps in surprise] Just a little more time! [The demons chant and bang on drums] I promise I'll pay y'all back! I PROMISE! [screams in fear when he ends up being pulled into the mask's mouth along with the other demons. The mouth shuts. The smoke clears revealing the tombstone with his shocked face above FACILIER which is engraved on it]

Why, the bayou's the best jazz school in the world. All greats play the riverboats. Old Louis would give anything to be up there jamming with the big boys.

Prince Naveen

You're finally getting into the music! Do you know why? Because your head, it is in the tuba!

Raymond (Ray)

Ya'll gonna have the cutest lil tad-poles!

Dr. Facilier (The Shadow Man)

CAREFUL WITH THAT! IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO THIS, I'M GONNA BE--! [sighs and regains composure] Fun fact about voodoo, Larry: [puts on the talisman and gestures as nothing happens] Can't conjure a thing for myself. Besides, you and I both know the real power in this world ain't magic. It's money! Buckets of it.

Not bad for a 197-year-old blind lady! Now, which one of you naughty children been messing with the Shadow Man? [Louis nervously points at Naveen, who grins sheepishly]

Dr. Facilier (The Shadow Man)

LARRY!