ALL A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #


View Quote [At the costume party, Charlotte is anxiously waiting for Naveen and warding off the advances of a young man named Travis]
Travis: But Miss Charlotte, you said "later" 2 hours ago!
Charlotte: [exasperated] Travis, when a woman says "later", she really means "not ever"! Now, run along. There are plenty of young fillies dyin' for you to waltz them into a stupor. [After a disappointed Travis walks away, Charlotte rushes over to Tiana's table and grabs as many napkins as she can] GIMME THEM NAPKINS, QUICK!
Tiana: [confused] What on Earth for?
Charlotte: [stuffs the napkins inside the sleeves and neckline of her dress] I swear I am sweatin' like a sinner in church!
View Quote [First lines]
Eudora: [reading "The Frog Prince" to young Tiana and Charlotte] Just at that moment, the ugly little frog looked up with his sad, round eyes and pleaded, "Oh, please, dear princess, only a kiss from you can break this terrible spell that was inflicted on me by a wicked witch."
Young Charlotte: [whispering] Here comes my favorite part!
Eudora: [still reading] And the beautiful princess was so moved by his desperate plea that she stooped down, picked up the slippery creature, leaned forward, raised him to her lips, and kissed that little frog!
Young Charlotte: Aww!
[A disgusted Tiana gags.]
Eudora: [continues reading] Then the frog was transformed into a handsome prince! They were married and lived happily ever after! The end.
Young Charlotte: Yay! Read it again! Read it again!
Eudora: Sorry, Charlotte. It's time for us to be headin' home. Say goodnight, Tiana.
View Quote [Last lines]
Charlotte: Who'da thought a prince had a younger brother? How old did you say you were?
Prince Ralphie: I'm 6 1/2.
Charlotte: Well, I waited this long!
View Quote [Lawrence, disguised as Naveen, runs into his guest house to find the real Naveen gone]
Lawrence: [gasp] Oh, dear. [Dr. Facilier silently appears behind him] Oh! You're so quiet.
Dr. Facilier: You let him go?!
Lawrence: The poor devil's gasping, so I'd loosened the lid, ever so slightly... [gets tripped by Facilier's shadow, who laughs maliciously] How did I ever get tangled up this voodoo madness? I can't get through with this! [removes the talisman, changing into his true form] You wear this-this ghastly thing! [throws the talisman to Facilier]
Dr. Facilier: [catches the talisman] CAREFUL WITH THAT!!! ANYTHING HAPPENS TO THIS, I'M GONNA BE...! [pauses as Lawrence quivers with fear; sighs and calms down] Fun fact about voodoo, Larry... [puts on the talisman; nothing happens] ...can't conjure a thing for myself. Besides, you and I both know the real power in this world ain't magic. It's money! Buckets of it.
[Thunder rumbles]
Lawrence: That's true.
Dr. Facilier: Aren't you tired of living on the margins? While all those fat cats in their fancy cars don't give you so much as a sideways glance?
Lawrence: Yes... I am.
Dr. Facilier: All you gotta do is marry Big Daddy's little princess... [puts the talisman back on Lawrence] And we'll be splittin' that juicy Le Buoff fortune right down the middle... 60-40, like I said.
Lawrence: Hmm... yeah. But uh... what about Naveen?
Dr. Facilier: Your little SLIP-UP... will be a minor bump in the road. So long as we got the prince's blood in this.
Lawrence: [chuckles] Yes...
View Quote [Naveen looking up at the star of Evangeline, after creating a ring for Tiana]
Naveen: Oh, Evangeline. Why can't I just look Tiana in the eye and say, "I will do whatever it takes to make all your dreams come true because... because I love you."?
Ray: [mistakingly thinks that Naveen is in love with Evangeline] Whoa, whoa, whoa, Cap! You're making goo-goo eyes at my girl?! That's it, put them up! I'm going to make some shoes out of you!
Naveen: No, no, Ray, I'm not in love with Evangeline, I am in love with Tiana!
View Quote [Tiana has refused Dr. Facilier's deal and tries to smash the charm on the ground, but fails when Facilier's shadow grabs it and gives it back to Dr. Facilier, who then turns Tiana back into a frog]
Dr. Facilier: Y'all shoulda taken ma deal. [pins Tiana down with his cane] Now, you're gonna spend the rest o' your life bein' a slimy little frog! [laughs]
Tiana: [grins] I got news for you, Shadow Man. It's not slime, it's mucus! [grabs the charm with her tongue, and when Dr. Facilier gasps, Tiana smashes it on the ground.]
Dr. Facilier: No! NO!! [picks up the remains and gasps in horror as colorful lights flicker around him. Tiana hides] How am I ever gonna pay back my debt?! [3 masks break out of some gravestones, chanting]
Masks: Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom...
Dr. Facilier: [smiling nervously] Friends...!
Masks: [smiling evilly] ...Bom, bom, bom, bom. Are you reeeeady?
Dr. Facilier: No! I'm not ready at all! In fact, I got lots more plans!
Shrunken heads: Are you reeeeady?
Dr. Facilier: This is just a... minor setback in a major operation! [Voodoo dolls burst out of the ground, carrying drumsticks. Facilier shrieks] Soon, as I whip up another spell, we'll be back in business! I've still got that froggy prince locked away. [backs up against a tombstone with his shadow hiding behind him] I just need a little more time! [The tombstone transforms into a huge, demonic mask. Facilier squeals] No, no, please, no! [a demon grabs his shadow and starts to pull him toward the mask's mouth. Facilier yelps in surprise] Just a little more time! [The demons chant and bang on drums] I promise I'll pay y'all back! I PROMISE! [screams in fear when he ends up being pulled into the mask's mouth along with the other demons. The mouth shuts. The smoke clears revealing the tombstone with his shocked face above FACILIER which is engraved on it]
View Quote [about the Jazz musicians] Why, the bayou's the best jazz school in the world. All greats play the riverboats. Old Louis would give anything to be up there jamming with the big boys.
View Quote [after dancing with Lawrence and sending him careening head-first into a tuba] You're finally getting into the music! Do you know why? Because your head, it is in the tuba!
View Quote [after hearing Naveen is in love with Tiana] Ya'll gonna have the cutest lil tad-poles!
View Quote [after Lawrence almost destroys his talisman] CAREFUL WITH THAT! IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO THIS, I'M GONNA BE--! [sighs and regains composure] Fun fact about voodoo, Larry: [puts on the talisman and gestures as nothing happens] Can't conjure a thing for myself. Besides, you and I both know the real power in this world ain't magic. It's money! Buckets of it.
View Quote [after magically fighting off Dr. Facilier's shadow minions] Not bad for a 197-year-old blind lady! Now, which one of you naughty children been messing with the Shadow Man? [Louis nervously points at Naveen, who grins sheepishly]
View Quote [after point at Big Daddy's heart, it miss it while Lawrence talisman by Naveen] LARRY!
View Quote [after Tiana eventually smashed the talisman on the ground] No! NO!! [gasps] How am I ever gonna pay back my debt?! [as the Loa spirits appear, claiming property of his soul] FRIENDS...! [they ask him "Are you ready?"] No! I'm not ready at all! In fact, I got lots more plans! This is just a minor setback in a major operation! Soon as I whip another spell, we'll be back in business! I've still got that frog-prince locked away. I just need a little more time! [as the giant Voodoo mask tries to drag him to Hell] No. No please, no! Just a little more time! I promise I'll pay y'all back! I PROMISE! [screams as he is pulled into the "Other Side". In his place, appears a tombstone with his shocked face carved on it]
View Quote [after Tiana says she thinks she needs to work harder to achieve her restaraunt] All right, y'all, one more time! [clapping and singing] It don't matter what you look like. It don't... nobody gonna sing with Ray... okay.
View Quote [During an audience with the Loa he serves] Friends, I know I'm in hock pretty deep to y'all already, but it seems our little froggy prince... lost his way. And I need your generous assistance in gettin' him back. [The Loa scowl angrily. Facilier laughs] Ha-HA! I hear ya! Now, what's in it for y'all? Well, as soon as I DISPOSE of Big Daddy LeBouff, and I'M running this town, I'll have the entire city of New Orleans... in the palm of my hand. And you'll have all the wayward souls your dark little hearts desire. [Blows. Pink vapor flows up in the form of screeching human souls, which the Loa eagerly sniff up.] Y'all love that, don't ya? So... we got ourselves a deal? [The Loa glance with each other. The chief opens his jaws, releasing a horde of demonic shadows.] Ha, ha, ha, ha! Now we're cookin'! We're gonna find ourselves a frog! Search everywhere! The bayou, the Quarter. Bring him to me alive. I need his heart pumpin'... for now. Aller! Tout de suite! (Go! Right now!) [laughs]