"Goat Tears" is wack and I can't let it stand.
Will Harris
16 quotes
Modo Olachenko
Nick Kroll · 15 quotes
Jett Fillmore
Gabrielle Union · 14 quotes
Archie Everhardt
David Harbour · 12 quotes
Lenny Williamson
Stephen Curry · 11 quotes
Olivia Burke
Nicola Coughlan · 11 quotes
Mane Attraction
Aaron Pierre · 10 quotes
Grizz
Jelly Roll · 5 quotes
Coach Dennis Cooper
Patton Oswalt · 3 quotes
Flo Everson
Jenifer Lewis · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Will Harris & Jett Fillmore (5), Will Harris & Archie Everhardt (2), Jett Fillmore & Archie Everhardt (2)
Goat quotes
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Carol
Will done changed the game.
Commuter
Whoever said that, be quiet, please.
Daryl
All right, that's it. I need to hear it.
Hear what?
Daryl
[chuckling]
Oh, you know what.
What? [sighs] Oh, come on.
Daryl
Do it.
Hannah
[pushes Daryl]
With feeling.
[Will starts to bleat and so does Daryl. Hannah joins in, as the three yell "baaa", then Will bleats loudly that Archie, Olivia, Lenny and Modo hears him. Then Coach Dennis woke up startled by Will's bleating] [gasps]
What?
Bellhop Gerbil
[We zoom out at the Sunken City Hotel and we cut back in where we see the bellhop gerbil pushing the baggage cart, as he hears Will's bleating] [bleats] [resumes his work]
[bleating continues, screams]
[fed up with Will's bleating noise and approached him]
What is that noise? [grabs his phone] Give me that!
Daryl and Hannah
[bleating continues]
Hannah
[she and Daryl stopped bleating as they see Jett Fillmore]
Jet...
Daryl and Hannah
Fillmore.
Daryl
Your head is so green–
[Then Jett broke Will's phone, as Will grins nervously at her]
Some of us have a game tomorrow. Keep it down.
Daskas
Yo, are you guarding me or my shoelaces?
Director Parrot
Look since you're not gonna say the line, why don't you just give us a little "Baaa".
Elephant
Get lost, Mane, you're a bum.
Frank
Atta boy, Will! Mwah! Honey, let's have another dozen kids. [chuckles]
Gerald
I can feel myself getting invested. Who cares? I'm here for it. [rips his Magma shirt off to reveal his Thorns shirt on] Break my heart, kiddo!
Gerald
The zebra and the horse are working together.
Hey. Can we talk?
I'm busy.
No, he's not.
Come on, come on! G-Give me the ball!
Nope. Not happening. My ball now. [leaves Will and Jett alone]
I came to say I'm-I'm sorry.
Well, you did it. So...
Please, just hear me out. [sighs] I want to win. I wanna hold up that claw and feel what it's like to be one of the greats. When Flo said all that stuff about me being washed up, it just-it-it... it just got in my head! And I couldn't let it go because deep down... deep, deep down... I'm scared she's right. And I just panicked! And I- And I did you all so dirty. And I'm so... sorry. You know, I really thought that if I was holding a claw at the end of the day, it wouldn't matter how I got it. But when you think about it, that's kinda all that matters.
It's gonna be hard to win without a team.
I might know a few folks.
Adi
[At Archie's place]
Dad.
Ari
Daddy clown!
[happy to see Will and Jett]
Oh, thank God. These girls are crazy. Get me out of there. [pushes the two] Quick, start the car!
No. No way. We call this dude the horse whisper, 'cause he broke that bronco's back, okay? You know what he was telling me earlier? He's got a nickname for Mane. He calls him "My Little Pony."
No, I didn't say that.
You do.
I did not say that.
And he also said that Mane definitely ain't the GOAT, and his hair wack, too, which I also agree with.
Oh, he's dead!
So it looks like we're going to the... [notice everyone looking at her, despondently] To the finals.
Wow. I-I'm done. Team's sold anyway.
Come on, girls.
I'm not sticking around for this.
Modo as well.
[Everyone leaves; Will drops his shoes by Jett] [sighs]
You used to be my favorite player. Until today. [leaves]
Kouyate
I knew jerseys shrunk in the wash, but I didn't know the players did too! Aw. You're gonna end up roadkill, kid. [chuckles]
Kouyate
Run whatever play you want, goat. I'm locking you down.