Archie Everhardt quotes from Goat (2026)

Archie Everhardt

Me? I'm just trying to focus on my sweet baby angels.

Archie Everhardt

Oh, Lenny.

Archie Everhardt

We're not doing your little dance, Modo.

Archie Everhardt

Come on, Will. Show him who's too small.

Archie Everhardt

Oh, thank God! These girls are crazy. Get me outta here. Quick, start the car!

Archie Everhardt

No one gets by me in the lane!

Archie Everhardt

I just want to be a good dad.

Archie Everhardt

Hey, Mane! He's not a small! HE'S... A... MEDIUM!!!

Archie Everhardt

Let me take a look at that. You're giving this freak lizard the team?!

Jett

So it looks like we're going to the... [notice everyone looking at her, despondently] To the finals.

Olivia

Wow. I-I'm done. Team's sold anyway.

Archie

Come on, girls.

Lenny

I'm not sticking around for this.

Modo

Modo as well.

You used to be my favorite player. Until today. [leaves]

Jett

Hey. Can we talk?

I'm busy.

Grizz

No, he's not.

Come on, come on! G-Give me the ball!

Grizz

Nope. Not happening. My ball now. [leaves Will and Jett alone]

Jett

I came to say I'm-I'm sorry.

Well, you did it. So...

Jett

Please, just hear me out. [sighs] I want to win. I wanna hold up that claw and feel what it's like to be one of the greats. When Flo said all that stuff about me being washed up, it just-it-it... it just got in my head! And I couldn't let it go because deep down... deep, deep down... I'm scared she's right. And I just panicked! And I- And I did you all so dirty. And I'm so... sorry. You know, I really thought that if I was holding a claw at the end of the day, it wouldn't matter how I got it. But when you think about it, that's kinda all that matters.

That was a really good apology. But you know, you still owe the diner a claw.

Jett

It's gonna be hard to win without a team.

I might know a few folks.

Dad.

Daddy clown!

Archie

Oh, thank God. These girls are crazy. Get me out of there. [pushes the two] Quick, start the car!