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Will Harris quotes from Goat (2026)

A line from Will Harris

Yeah, baby! We chilling in a penthouse! [singsongy] We chilling in a penthouse. We chilling in a penthouse. We chilling in a pent... Oh! This is crazy!

More lines from Will Harris

10 quotes
Will Harris

All my life, I've always wanted to play professional roarball where the fiercest animals compete in the most dangerous stadium.

Will Harris

There's only one problem: I'm a small in a world of bigs.

Will Harris

My mom told me if anyone could change the game was me, and I want her to be right.

Will Harris

All I need is one shot to show the world this kid's got game.

Scenes with Will Harris

5 scenes
Jett

No. No way. We call this dude the horse whisper, 'cause he broke that bronco's back, okay? You know what he was telling me earlier? He's got a nickname for Mane. He calls him "My Little Pony."

Jett
[Will spittakes, crowd laughing]

Don't you?

Will

No, I didn't say that.

Jett

You do.

Will

I did not say that.

Jett

And he also said that Mane definitely ain't the GOAT, and his hair wack, too, which I also agree with.

Mane

Oh, he's dead!

Daryl

All right, that's it. I need to hear it.

Will

Hear what?

Daryl
[chuckling]

Oh, you know what.

Will

What? [sighs] Oh, come on.

Daryl

Do it.

Will
[sighs]

Ba.

Hannah
[pushes Daryl]

With feeling.

Coach Dennis
[Will starts to bleat and so does Daryl. Hannah joins in, as the three yell "baaa", then Will bleats loudly that Archie, Olivia, Lenny and Modo hears him. Then Coach Dennis woke up startled by Will's bleating] [gasps]

What?

Bellhop Gerbil
[We zoom out at the Sunken City Hotel and we cut back in where we see the bellhop gerbil pushing the baggage cart, as he hears Will's bleating] [bleats] [resumes his work]
Will
[bleating continues, screams]
Jett
[fed up with Will's bleating noise and approached him]

What is that noise? [grabs his phone] Give me that!

Daryl and Hannah
[bleating continues]
Hannah
[she and Daryl stopped bleating as they see Jett Fillmore]

Jet...

Daryl and Hannah

Fillmore.

Daryl

Your head is so green–

Jett
[Then Jett broke Will's phone, as Will grins nervously at her]

Some of us have a game tomorrow. Keep it down.

Jett

So it looks like we're going to the... [notice everyone looking at her, despondently] To the finals.

Olivia

Wow. I-I'm done. Team's sold anyway.

Archie

Come on, girls.

Lenny

I'm not sticking around for this.

Modo

Modo as well.

Will
[Everyone leaves; Will drops his shoes by Jett] [sighs]

You used to be my favorite player. Until today. [leaves]

Jett

Hey. Can we talk?

Will

I'm busy.

Grizz

No, he's not.

Will

Come on, come on! G-Give me the ball!

Grizz

Nope. Not happening. My ball now. [leaves Will and Jett alone]

Jett

I came to say I'm-I'm sorry.

Will

Well, you did it. So...

Jett

Please, just hear me out. [sighs] I want to win. I wanna hold up that claw and feel what it's like to be one of the greats. When Flo said all that stuff about me being washed up, it just-it-it... it just got in my head! And I couldn't let it go because deep down... deep, deep down... I'm scared she's right. And I just panicked! And I- And I did you all so dirty. And I'm so... sorry. You know, I really thought that if I was holding a claw at the end of the day, it wouldn't matter how I got it. But when you think about it, that's kinda all that matters.

Will
[chuckles]

That was a really good apology. But you know, you still owe the diner a claw.

Jett

It's gonna be hard to win without a team.

Will

I might know a few folks.

Adi
[At Archie's place]

Dad.

Ari

Daddy clown!

Archie
[happy to see Will and Jett]

Oh, thank God. These girls are crazy. Get me out of there. [pushes the two] Quick, start the car!

Will

You hear that, Vineland? Looks like the Thorns are staying!

Crowd
[chanting]

Roots run deep! Roots run deep! Roots run deep! Roots run deep! Roots run deep! Roots run deep! Roots run deep! Roots run deep! Roots run deep! Roots run deep! Roots run deep! Roots run deep!

Jett
[bleats]
Vineland Thorns
[bleating]
Will
[bleats, chuckles]

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