Modo Olachenko quotes from Goat (2026)

Modo Olachenko

Oh, not again.

Modo Olachenko

Modo is icon.

Modo Olachenko

That's just my skin. I molted

Modo Olachenko

If Modo were anymore of a ssssnack, he'd eat himself!

Modo Olachenko

You goats are weird. I like it! (teaser)

Modo Olachenko

Weird. I like it. Come. Dance.

Modo Olachenko

I'll make you feel weird, and you're not sure why.

Modo Olachenko

And I think there is a power struggle happening.

Modo Olachenko

I don't even know the rules of Roarball.

Modo Olachenko

Now I feel weird. Is this how I make everyone feel?

Modo Olachenko

Modo has something to say. Thorns staying in Vineland! [Everybody gasps in surprise. Modo holds up the ownership agreement contract] Modo is team owner. [The crowd exclaims in shock]

Modo Olachenko

Hi, piglet.

Modo Olachenko

Aha. Uno Reverse!

Jett

So it looks like we're going to the... [notice everyone looking at her, despondently] To the finals.

Olivia

Wow. I-I'm done. Team's sold anyway.

Archie

Come on, girls.

Lenny

I'm not sticking around for this.

Modo

Modo as well.

You used to be my favorite player. Until today. [leaves]