Victor Melling There are no words.
Most-quoted character in Miss Congeniality (2000): in 14 of its 19 quotes
Most scenes with: Gracie Hart (8), Eric Matthews (5)
I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap.
More lines from Victor Melling
5 quotes Victor Melling Victor Melling Smilers wear a crown, losers wear a frown.
Victor Melling [to Gracie Hart]
If I'd ever had a daughter, I imagine she might have been something like you... which is perhaps why I've never reproduced.
Victor Melling Matthews: You old fruitcake! Victor: How dare you, you... cupcake!
Victor Melling Eyebrows. There should be TWO.
Scenes with Victor Melling
8 scenes Victor Melling Why is New Jersey called "The Garden State"?
Because "Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State" wouldn't fit on a license plate?
Victor Melling Your hair should make a statement.
As long as it doesn't say 'Thank you very much for the Country Music Award'!
Victor Melling [teaching Gracie how to glide]
See? Glide. It's all in the buttocks. Don't I look pretty?
It takes a very secure man to walk like that.
Just imagine that she's me and there's something you wanna know but I don't wanna talk about it. What would you do?
You want me to beat it out of her?
You gotta admit, part of you is going to miss this.
I know I am going to miss the heels because they do something for my posture. And I'm suddenly very aware and proud of my breasts.
Funny, so am I.
All right, here are your new IDs. For pageant identity.
Gracie Lou Freebush?
Yeah, remember, you like that name.
Yeah, well, my IQ just dropped ten points.
so i was thinking, you know, when we get back to the city, after we write up our reports, and you get all ugly again, i dont know maby we could have dinner you know...
What do you mean? Like a date?
No! Just casual dinner... If we happen to have sex afterwards so be it!
you think i'm gorgeus, you wanna date me, love me and marry me!
Cheryl "Rhode Island" Frasier
Once I stole a pair of red underwear from the department store. My mom wouldn't buy them for me - she said they were Satan's panties!
Is this you not arguing? 'Cause you suck at it.
I would so love to hurt you right now.
Victor Melling As long as you smile.
Victor Melling What, no armored car?
That would be in my other dress.
Kathy Morningside Of course he had a gun. This is Texas! Everybody has a gun. My florist has a gun!
Stan Fields I don't own a gun. My ancestors were Quakers.
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