A character in Gnomeo and Juliet (2011)

Nanette quotes from Gnomeo and Juliet (2011)

6th most-quoted character in Gnomeo and Juliet (2011): in 5 of its 63 quotes
Most scenes with: Juliet (3), Redbrick (2)

A line from Nanette [when Juliet leaves for the flower]

TAKE CARE! I'LL TELL YOUR DAD YOU'RE DOING YOUR HAIR!

Scenes with Nanette

4 scenes

When will you realize you're delicate?

[Turns and faces her father; angry]

I'm not delicate! [kicks her plastic rose off her pedestal]
Redbrick': [Walks away; annoyed] Stubborn girl.

Nanette
[Removes the rose from her mouth]

She's definitely not delicate!

Fawn

You're the greatest boss, the greatest by far! (nudges the little red gnomes)

The greatest, the greatest by far.

A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are!

A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are! [Get kicked by Fawn]

Nanette

Definitely not.

Nanette
[After Juliet returns to the Red Garden after meeting Gnomeo]

What happened to that very important, life changing orchid?

[Walking away]

Um. Uh. Wha-What orchid? What!

Nanette

Hmm. Shut up. You are met a boy!

What? No. Well, maybe of sort of... Yes. Yes, I did.

Nanette

I need details! And go slowly!

Is he totally gorgeous?

Nanette

Totally. Does he have a nice rotund belly?

Oh, Gnomeo, Gnomeo, are we really doomed to never see each other again? Why must you wear a blue hat? Why couldn't it be red like my father, or green like... like a leprechaun... or purple like, ummm, like some weird guy… I mean, what's in a gnome? Because you are blue, my father sees red, and because I am red, I am feeling blue. Oh, at any rate that shouldn't be the thing to keep us apart, should it?

No, no, it shouldn't! I couldn't have said it better myself!

Oh, my giddy aunt, did you just hear all that? What are you doing here?

I don't know! I just wanted to, uh… [chuckles nervously] ...I just wanted to see you again!

Are you crazy? If my dad finds you, he'll bury you under the patio!

'Finds me', are you joking? "Stealth" is my middle name!

[Steps on the button which sets off a display of bright lights]

Turn it off!

I’m trying.

Do something!

The button’s stuck! Come on.

AAH! JULIET!

It won’t turn off!

There’s something behind you!

Shroom! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Nanette

Juliet, what’s with the...? Ooh! You look like a fun-gi.

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