Ashley Jensen movie quotes

24 quotes from 4 movies

Arthur Christmas (2011) as Bryony

View Quote No one gets an unwrapped present on my watch!

View Quote There's always time for a bow!

View Quote [bravely faces the man-eating lions after they try to tear Gwen's gift] Only children get to tear the wrapping!

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Gnomeo and Juliet (2011) as Nanette

View Quote [when Juliet leaves for the flower] TAKE CARE! I'LL TELL YOUR DAD YOU'RE DOING YOUR HAIR!

View Quote Redbrick: When will you realize you're delicate?
Juliet: [Turns and faces her father; angry] I'm not delicate! [kicks her plastic rose off her pedestal]
Redbrick': [Walks away; annoyed] Stubborn girl.
Nanette: [Removes the rose from her mouth] She's definitely not delicate!

View Quote Fawn: You're the greatest boss, the greatest by far! (nudges the little red gnomes)
Little Red Gnomes: The greatest, the greatest by far.
Benny: A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are!
Little Red Gnomes: A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are! [Get kicked by Fawn]
Nanette: Definitely not.

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The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists (2012) as The Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate

View Quote I'd take a jellyfish in the face of that man.

View Quote Are you going to... Are you going to enter again?

View Quote Sorry, It's just, That's my favourite bit.

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The Lobster (2015) as Biscuit Woman

View Quote Can I come to your room sometime for a chat? I could give you a blowjob. Or you could just **** me. I always swallow after fellatio and I've got absolutely no problem with anal sex if that's your thing. My ex-husband always used to say I had the most beautiful thighs he'd ever seen, but let's not talk about him.