"Who's your gnomie?" [grabs the flower] Who's your gnomie now?
Tybalt
Jason Statham · 25 quotes
Juliet
Emily Blunt · 11 quotes
Gnomeo
James McAvoy · 10 quotes
Benny
Matt Lucas · 6 quotes
Featherstone
Jim Cummings · 6 quotes
Nanette
Ashley Jensen · 5 quotes
Redbrick
Michael Caine · 4 quotes
Fawn
Ozzy Osbourne · 3 quotes
Little Red Gnomes
Kelly Asbury · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Gnomeo & Juliet (3), Juliet & Nanette (3), Fawn & Little Red Gnomes (3)
Gnomeo and Juliet quotes
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Bill Shakespeare [Upon noticing the huge explosion in the background; smug]
Told you so!
Now, I know you know the rules and I don't have to repeat them, but I'm gonna 'cause I wanna, and here they are.
William Shakespeare
[Upon noticing the huge explosion in the background; smug]
Told you so!
Announcer
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Never!
Announcer
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Bring it on.
Announcer
TERRAFIRMINATOR!!!
This one's for Gnomeo! [selects the Terrafirminator]
Announcer
MEOW!!!
Announcer
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Disclaimer
Terrafirminator will not inhibit grass from growing. Not recommended for residential use. Brother.
You're the greatest boss, the greatest by far! (nudges the little red gnomes)
The greatest, the greatest by far.
A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are!
A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are! [Get kicked by Fawn]
Definitely not.
Because nobody likes him.
Because nobody likes him.
Hey there, Juliet. What a name. It’s a great name. Goes with your... eyes. You’re looking really cool. You’re looking good. Did It hurt when you fell down from heaven? That’s a killer, man. Yeah, no. You’re looking cool. Yeah. How’s it going with you, baby?
Uh, I, uh, never better.
[Juliet is worried someone may have heard the collapse of a log pile] [Anxiously]
Do you think anyone heard that?
It’s a 1950s MacAllister Ranger. Let’s start her up!
Yeah! Okay. Check out the power on this beauty. She’s empty. Bingo.
Hey, try this.
Thanks.
He's a blue.
And she's a red.
And I'm pink! Who cares?
Oh, Gnomeo, Gnomeo, are we really doomed to never see each other again? Why must you wear a blue hat? Why couldn't it be red like my father, or green like... like a leprechaun... or purple like, ummm, like some weird guy… I mean, what's in a gnome? Because you are blue, my father sees red, and because I am red, I am feeling blue. Oh, at any rate that shouldn't be the thing to keep us apart, should it?
No, no, it shouldn't! I couldn't have said it better myself!
Oh, my giddy aunt, did you just hear all that? What are you doing here?
I don't know! I just wanted to, uh… [chuckles nervously] ...I just wanted to see you again!
Are you crazy? If my dad finds you, he'll bury you under the patio!
'Finds me', are you joking? "Stealth" is my middle name!
I’m trying.
Do something!
The button’s stuck! Come on.
AAH! JULIET!
It won’t turn off!
There’s something behind you!
Shroom! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Juliet, what’s with the...? Ooh! You look like a fun-gi.
Lady Bluebury [To Lord Redbrick; about his prized tulips]
Your tulips are looking a little limp this year, aren't they?
Bluebury The proper word is "insinuating", illiterate.
When will you realize you're delicate?
[Turns and faces her father; angry]
I'm not delicate! [kicks her plastic rose off her pedestal]
Redbrick': [Walks away; annoyed] Stubborn girl.
[About Gnomeo, who infiltrated the Red garden; angry]
When I find him, he'll be sleeping with the fishes!
[Cut to Gnomeo and Shroom sitting at the bottom of the pond]