Gnomeo and Juliet 2011 quotes, page 2

63 quotes · 9 characters
Gnomeo and Juliet (2011) poster
Characters
Tybalt Jason Statham · 25 quotes
Juliet Emily Blunt · 11 quotes
Gnomeo James McAvoy · 10 quotes
Benny Matt Lucas · 6 quotes
Nanette Ashley Jensen · 5 quotes
Redbrick Michael Caine · 4 quotes
Fawn Ozzy Osbourne · 3 quotes
Little Red Gnomes Kelly Asbury · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Gnomeo & Juliet (3), Juliet & Nanette (3), Fawn & Little Red Gnomes (3)

Gnomeo and Juliet quotes

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[After Juliet returns to the Red Garden after meeting Gnomeo]

What happened to that very important, life changing orchid?

[Walking away]

Um. Uh. Wha-What orchid? What!

Hmm. Shut up. You are met a boy!

What? No. Well, maybe of sort of... Yes. Yes, I did.

I need details! And go slowly!

Is he totally gorgeous?

Totally. Does he have a nice rotund belly?

[After seeing Ms. Montague order the Kitten Clipper instead of the Terrafirminator; shocked]

Not the Kitten Clipper?! Oh no...

[not seen, but voice heard]

Well, you don't get much stealthier than this. [Camera turns to reveal Benny wearing a flower costume] Hello!

[Practicing flirting with Juliet]

Nice name. It really goes with your...eyes.

[when Juliet leaves for the flower]

TAKE CARE! I'LL TELL YOUR DAD YOU'RE DOING YOUR HAIR!

[While Paris serenades her badly; sarcastically]

Oh, my dad sure knows how to choose 'em.