[After Juliet returns to the Red Garden after meeting Gnomeo]

What happened to that very important, life changing orchid?

[Walking away]

Um. Uh. Wha-What orchid? What!

Hmm. Shut up. You are met a boy!

What? No. Well, maybe of sort of... Yes. Yes, I did.

I need details! And go slowly!

Is he totally gorgeous?

Totally. Does he have a nice rotund belly?