“Can I come to your room sometime for a chat? I could give you a...” – Biscuit Woman, The Lobster ... Movie Quotes Database

Can I come to your room sometime for a chat? I could give you a blowjob. Or you could just **** me. I always swallow after fellatio and I've got absolutely no problem with anal sex if that's your thing. My ex-husband always used to say I had the most beautiful thighs he'd ever seen, but let's not talk about him.

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