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Mitch: Hey, could you turn down the music for a minute?
Man: Hold on.
Mitch: Would you turn the music down for a second?
Man: Dude, chill!
Mitch: WOULD YOU TURN DOWN [Turns off the stereo himself] THE ****ING MUSIC!? JESUS! THIS IS ****ING BULLSHIT! I HAVE BEEN HERE ALL GODDAMN DAY AND YOU HAVEN'T LET ME SAY ONE THING! NONE OF YOU!!
Monty: Well, damn, Mitch I-
Mitch: Oh no, asshole, you shut the **** up now! It’s my turn to talk! You're all ****ed in the head! All of you!
[To Naomi]
Mitch: I mean you! Change your ****ing tampon and have another drink, you crazy ****ing bitch!
[To Dean]
Mitch: And you! “Waaah, I don’t know what to be when I grow up”! Join the ****ing Army or something! God damn!
[To Calvin]
Mitch: Oh, and you... You know what? You're too easy.
[To Amy]
Mitch: Oh and you, whining ALL GODDAMN DAY about Dean! You’re hot! Quit acting so ****ing pathetic!
[To Monty]
Mitch: And you… **** YOU, MONTY! ALWAYS GOTTA BE RIGHT WITH YOUR LITTLE QUIPS! We get it man, you're ****ing edgy and cool! Yeah! You're the COOLEST ****ING GUY AT SHENANIGANZ! WHEEEEW!!! That’s like being the most smartest kid with Down syndrome! Oh yeah, and why aren’t you in jail? [To Natasha] I mean, what are you? 13, 14?
Monty: She’s almost 18...
Mitch: You know what? **** this! You all suck. I quit.
[Walks to the door and stops]
Mitch: Oh, yeah. There is one more thing. [Points to Floyd] You. You are the biggest piece of shit in this entire restaurant and I hope you burn in Hell.
[Everyone is looking at at Floyd]
Floyd: Me? What-What the **** did I do to you, man? Seriously?!
[Mitch bends over, and as everyone looks back at Mitch, they groan and exclaim in surprise]
Raddimus: THE GOAT! The Goat, you bastard!
[Mitch then pulls up his pants and walks out the door]
Mitch: ****ing ****s.
Monty: ...That was the SHIT! [runs after Mitch] Mitch! Mitch! Stop please. Look, look. Stop, stop. Okay I am sorry, and I hearby swear my undying allegiance to you. You are the ****ing man.


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