Ryan Reynolds movie quotes

318 quotes from 12 movies

Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) as Wade Wilson / Deadpool

View Quote [in a delected scene] Oh, please. You think I haven't seen Doctor Ant and the Quantum-verse of Madness?

View Quote Suck it, Fox. I'm going to Disneyland. [headbutts the camera] Get ****!

View Quote [after Cassandra uses her powers on him for the first time] My brain could taste your fingers and they tasted like hate! And where in God's name is the intimacy coordinator?!

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Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) as Nicepool

View Quote Deadpool: [after being reunited with Dogpool] My girl! We don't have to be apart ever, ever again. Never, ever...
Nicepool: [interrupts while running towards them] Sorry!
Deadpool: ****!

View Quote Deadpool: Why are you so nice?
Nicepool: Well, it costs nothing to be kind.
Wolverine: Shutting the **** up is also free.
Nicepool: Caliente.

View Quote Deadpool: [about Dogpool] Hey, do not insult this animal's autonomy. She can decide who her papa is. What's it gonna be, girl, huh? Original Recipe? Or Van Milder here?
Nicepool: Ah, that's funny! I can gently tap the fourth wall, too. [looking directly at the camera] The Proposal.
Deadpool: The **** was that? [sounding slightly offended] Bitch, you think that's what I do?

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Deadpool (2016) as Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool

View Quote [to Vanessa] Listen, we both know that cancer is a shitshow. Like a "Yakov Smirnoff opening for the Spin Doctors at the Iowa State Fair" shitshow. And under no circumstances will I take you to that show. I want you to remember me, not the Ghost of Christmas Me.

View Quote [Sees Angel Dust preparing to jump down] Superhero landing! She's gonna do a superhero landing, wait for it! [Angel Dust jumps down and lands in a crouch on one knee with a fist on the ground, Iron Man-style] [Claps] Wooo! Superhero landing! You know, that's really hard on your knees. Totally impractical, they all do it.

View Quote [after realizing he forgot his guns; he tries calling the cab driver, but gets his voicemail instead] [angrily] Goddammit! [calmly] Looks like I'm gonna do this the old-fashioned way: with two swords, [cricks neck] and maximum effort. Cue the music.

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Deadpool 2 (2018) as Wade Wilson / Deadpool

View Quote [while going around the X-Mansion using Professor X's wheelchair] All these elderly white men on the walls. Should have brought my rape whistle. [in the Super Duper Cut: All these old guys on the wall. Who lives here, Calista Flockhart?] [chuckles and knocks busts onto the floor, breaking them] Those were already damaged after they fell there!

View Quote [narrating while executing Russian criminals] I know what you're thinking: "I'm so glad I left the kiddos at home." But that's where you'd be wrong. And believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family film. True story. And every good family film starts with a vicious murder. Bambi, The Lion King, Saw 7... [a guy on fire runs around screaming]

View Quote [after the X-Force team is killed off accidentally in a series of random mishaps] Good news and bad news. Bad news is, the whole team is dead. The good news is, I don't think anyone is gonna miss Shatterstar. He was a bit of a prick.

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Deadpool 2 (2018) as Juggernaut

View Quote Juggernaut: "Let's **** Some Shit Up" is my legal middle name.

View Quote Firefist: So you wear that helmet because your brother tries to read your mind?
Juggernaut: Yeah, but he's in a wheelchair, so even-steven.
Firefist: [puts on sunglasses] What do you say we go **** some shit up?
Juggernaut: "Let's **** some shit up" is my legal middle name.

View Quote [after the convoy carrying the prisoners crashes, and Deadpool stumbles out of the wreckage]
Deadpool: Russell? Russ- where are you? [a fist punches out through one of the cells, and Russell climbs out] Russell? Russell, you're okay! [Juggernaut stands up behind Russell] Oh, thank GoOOOOH MYYY GOD!!! Juggernaut!! [gasps] I thought that was you! I should've worn my white pants!
[Domino approaches, but once she sees Juggernaut, she slides out of the scene, mouthing "Noooo..."]
Juggernaut: [grabs Deadpool] I'm gonna rip you in half now.
Deadpool: That is such a Juggernaut thing to say-- [Juggernaut does exactly that]

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Waiting... (2005) as Monty

View Quote It's okay, I understand how it works. Birds of a feather flock to vagina.

View Quote [Regarding Nick and T-Dog] Those guys should be sterilized, and I'm not kidding at all.

View Quote All right everybody, listen up, from here on out, Mitch is a made man. Anyone who has anything different to say, Nick and T-Dog will ****in' cut you!

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Free Guy (2021) as Guy

View Quote Don't have a good day, have a great day.

View Quote I love you, Millie. Now maybe that's just my programming talking, but guess what? Somebody wrote that program. I'm just a love letter to you. Somewhere out there is the author.

View Quote [He touches a health icon and it surges through his body, healing all injuries] Is this what recreational drugs feel like?

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Van Wilder (2002) as Van Wilder

View Quote Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive.

View Quote Are you stalking me? 'Cause that would be super.

View Quote Don't be a fool, stay in school.

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Blade: Trinity (2004) as Hannibal King

View Quote You **** JUGGLING THUNDER ****!!! (yelled at Danica)

View Quote [after watching Blade casually kill a familiar] You know, one of these days, you might want to consider sitting down with someone. You know, have a little share time? Get in touch with your inner child? Also - just a thought - but, you just might want to consider blinking once in a while. [Blade stops and slowly turns to look at Hannibal] Sorry, I, uh... I ate a lot of sugar today.

View Quote Why don't you take a sugar frosted **** off the end of my dick?

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Just Friends (2005) as Chris Brander

View Quote So that's why she went with Dusty. She wants a sensitive guy... more like the old me. Well, if she wants Mr. Rogers, then I'm going to show her the biggest pussy she's ever seen.

View Quote Chris: I can't compete with this guy!
Clark: You can't compete? Are you kidding? You're Chris Brander. You're Hollywood, you date models! He's Jersey, he skis in his jeans. It's Dinkleman. It's Dusty Dinkleman.

View Quote Chris: So, how's the love life?
Jamie: Lame. Marty and I broke up a year ago.
Chris: Another jerk, huh?
Jamie: "Another jerk, huh?"
Chris: I'm just saying... you dated a lot of jerks in high school.
Jamie: So what about you? You in love with anyone besides yourself?

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The Croods (2013) as Guy

View Quote I can help you. But we're gonna have to make a few changes. The log ride is over. Drop the log! [Grug drops the log] Now, kick it away. [Grug kicks it one feet away] Farther! [Grug angrily kicks it far away] Really?

View Quote [about Eep, who's battling a giant Chicken begins to swoon over Eep.] She's awesome!

View Quote [while running from Grug] Belt, counter-measures! [Belt activates two fruit bombs and throws them at Grug, blinding him.]

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The Proposal (2009) as Andrew

View Quote Andrew: I need the shirt off your back. Literally.
Colleague: You're kidding, right?
Andrew: Yankees, Boston, this Tuesday. 2 company seats for your shirt. You have 5 seconds to decide. 5,4,3,2,1...

View Quote Margaret: That your family?
Andrew: Yes.
Margaret: They tell you to quit?
Andrew: Every single day.

View Quote Margaret: Oh my God, what is that?
Andrew: I’m sorry.
Margaret: What is it?
Andrew: It’s… the morning.

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Smokin' Aces (2006) as Agent Messner

View Quote We're getting robbed here, man. Sixteen hours of staring at Sparraza's house and this guy's got hookers up there fist fighting.

View Quote Put that gun down or I'll **** drain you.

View Quote Shitcan the cue card rhetoric and talk to me like a man.

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X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) as Wade Wilson

View Quote You whip out a couple of swords at your ex-girlfriend's wedding, they'll never, ever forget it.

View Quote All I ever wanted was to travel off in exotic places and meet new exciting people and then kill them, so I became a mercenary. My name is Wade Wilson. And I love what I do.

View Quote [After killing all the diamond lord's guards.]Okay! People are dead!

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