Guy quotes from Free Guy (2021)

Guy

Don't have a good day, have a great day.

Guy

Is this what recreational drugs feel like?

Guy

That building, that's fake! This street, it's fake! That car- [Gets rammed from behind and then bounced off a taxi]

Guy

IT'S ALL A LIE!

Guy

Good morning, Goldie. good morning, Goldie. Good ****in' morning, Goldie!

Guy

Oh, my God! I am so, so sorry!

Guy

Life doesn't have to be something that just happens to us.

Guy

Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.

Guy

He's just resting.

Buddy

In pieces! That man is dead!

Guy

He's so sleepy.

Guy

I know this world is just a game, but this place, these people, that's all I have. So I'm not gonna be the good guy. I'm gonna be a great guy.

Wow, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity.

Is that a Glock in your pocket?

Guy

No...

What?

Guy

IT'S TWO GLOCKS!

Guy

Millie, how many times a day are the banks robbed in your world?

Hardly ever, Guy.

Guy

What about corpses, Mille? Do ya see a lot of those? How many an hour?

None per hour, Guy.

Guy

What about gun violence? See a lot of gun violence in your world?

Actually, that's a big problem, Guy, it's a massive problem

Buddy

This isn't you! You don't do this!

Guy

....Maybe I do.

Guy

Officer JOHNNY!

Have a good one Guy!

Don't have a good day, have a great day.

Guy

I love that song.

That's a new one.

If you ever met the dick responsible for this world, you'd agree.

Guy

Are we talking about God? You've met God? And he's a dick?

Lose the skin!

Guy

Lose...? Wha...? How am I supposed to get rid of my skin?

Take it off, man. Just take it off. What are you doing?

Guy

What?

Keys

Seriously.

The whole thing: the face, the outfit, everything.

Guy

How?

Ditch it! If you don't, we're gonna kill you.

Guy

Why?

Keys

And we're gonna KEEP killing you.

Guy

Still why?

Until we do find out who you are, and then we're going to ban you for life!

Guy

Okay. I WANT to comply. I just find the order of those threats very confusing.

Guy

Okay. Wait! How will I know that I've levelled up enough?

Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk.

Guy

Whoa.

Bye now.

Guy

That's so much more than one. Like, 99 more.

Bye now.

Guy

Okay.

Guy

Oh. What, is one the best or the worst?

There is literally nothing lower.

So, what are you gonna to do

Guy

Anything I want. Thanks to you, I'm not stuck in a loop anymore and neither are you. I love you Milie. Maybe that's my programming talking, but guess what, someone wrote that program, I'm just a love letter to you. Somewhere out there is the author. [Millie begins to realize and plays a video clip from Keys]

Keys

You brought him to life, You brought him to life and he was alive because he met the one person he's been waiting for his whole life and I had to make it realistic, so I based it off of "you". The woman of his dreams, she was the same as mine. So she like bubble gum ice cream and swing sets and she had this very cute, but oddly specific habit of always humming to this classic Mariah Carey track, like all the time, she would repeat. [She gets up and tries to find Keys]

Finally!

Guy

This is Free City. Look at this guy. He's one of the sunglasses people. And the people who wear sunglasses are heroes. They have a devil-may-care attitude and they run this town.

You are so hot.

Revenjamin Buttons

Oh, I know.

Guy

See? That's not even his car. Or his wife. For the sunglasses people, they get to do anything they want. They go on all sorts of missions. They got cool hair, cool clothes. I mean, laws aren't really laws to them. They're more like mild suggestions. Like, I don't think he's gonna return that car. Or that nice lady. See what I mean?

Buddy

I'm me, who I am right now, and I'm just trying to help a friend. I say, okay, so what if I'm not real?

Guy

I'm sorry. "So what?"

Buddy

Yeah. So what?

Guy

But if you're not real, doesn't that mean that nothing you do matters? What does that mean?

Buddy

I mean, what's more real than a person trying to help someone they love? Now, if that's not real, I don't know what is.

Buddy

Hey, so where's the bank?

Guy

There is no bank.

Buddy

So, what do we do?

Guy

Whatever we want.