Most-quoted character in Blade: Trinity (2004): in 21 of its 45 quotes
Most scenes with: Dracula/Drake (5), Danica Talos (3), Blade (2)
You **** JUGGLING THUNDER ****!!! (yelled at Danica)
Hannibal King In the movies, Dracula wears a cape, and some old English guy manages to save the day at the last moment with crosses and holy water. But everyone knows the movies are full of shit. The truth is, it began with Blade, and it ended with Blade. The rest of us were just along for the ride.
Hannibal King I picked Danica up in a bar, spent the next five years playing hide-and-go-suck as her little vampire cabana boy. Eventually Abigail found me, Sommerfield managed to treat me with a cure, and now I kill them. And that's basically turning a frown upside down.
Hannibal King You know, one of these days, you might want to consider sitting down with someone. You know, have a little share time? Get in touch with your inner child? Also - just a thought - but, you just might want to consider blinking once in a while. [Blade stops and slowly turns to look at Hannibal] Sorry, I, uh... I ate a lot of sugar today.
Hannibal King Hey Blade, I got a question for you... Let's say we succeed in wiping out all the vampires. What then? Huh? Ever ask yourself that? I mean, somehow I don't picture you teaching Karat-ay at the local Y.
Hannibal King You horse-humping bitch! (yelled at Danica)
Hannibal King Why don't you take a sugar frosted **** off the end of my dick?
Hannibal King **** me. [two vampire rottweilers show up] **** me sideways!
Hannibal King You see, when you join this little club of ours, you get a nifty little tracking device surgically implanted into your body. Then, when one of us goes missing, the others check the satelite, which is in space, and presto. Instant cavalry. [Vampire starts laughing] Yeah you like that, huh? [ chuckles] Go **** your sister.
Hannibal King So, can we just go right ahead and sign you up for one of our secret Nightstalker decoder rings?
Hannibal King Hang in there kitten, I'll get help.
Hannibal King And Blade? The virus didn't kill him. Because he was a hybrid, his heart never stopped beating. It simply slowed down. And so, he slept, waiting for the moment when he can walk the Earth again.
Hannibal King And Drake's final gift... Let's just say the FBI got their body... just wasn't the one they were banking on. Blade was still out there somewhere, doing what he did best. He was a weapon. His life was a war. And everybody knows the war never ends.
Hannibal King We call ourselves the Nightstalkers.
Sounds like rejects from a Saturday morning cartoon.
Hannibal King Well, we were originally going to go with the Care Bears but, that was taken.
Hannibal King Did you see that guy? We're gonna lose, man! [Abigail takes the stake from his shoulder] God! We're going to **** lose! What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other?
Abigail Shut up, king.
Hannibal King See you in 28 days. [Laughs. Abigail holds out a vial] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is that?
Abigail Whistler It's an elastic protein. It's going to stop the hemmoraging.
Hannibal King Is it going to hurt?
Abigail Whistler Yeah, it's going to sting a little.
Hannibal King **** ME!! [Screams]
Hannibal King Back off, pooch.
Hannibal King Jesus Christ! What the ****?!
Hannibal King WHAT THE ****?!
His name's Pac-Man. We've been porting the vampire gene into other species. Experimenting.
Hannibal King You made a goddamn vampire... Pomeranian?
Yeah. [Hands Pac-Man to Jarko Grimwood]
Jarko Grimwood Precious, isn't he?
Hannibal King Well, that depends who you ask because clearly, this dog has a bigger dick than you.
Jarko Grimwood And when the **** did you see my dick, ****-Face?! [Kicks King]
Hannibal King Ow! I was talking to HER! [Points to Danica Talos]
Poor King. You look so... DISTRAUGHT! [Kicks him] Asher, hand me that chair. [Sits in the chair and licks one of King's wounds.] You're tasting a little bland, lover. Are you getting enough fatty acids in your diet? Have you tried... Lake Trout? Mackerel?
Hannibal King How about you take a sugar-frosted ****... off the end of my dick?
And how about everyone not saying the word "dick" anymore? It provokes my envy. Tell us about Blade, King. What's this weapon he's planning?
Hannibal King I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo is... ridiculous. And two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly.
Jarko Grimwood Spit it out, you **** fruitcake!
Hannibal King All right! ****! I'll tell you about the weapon! [Grimwood releases him] It's a new flavor-crystal formula. Twice the choclaty goodness, half the calories, plus it helps prevent tooth decay. There, I said it.
Hannibal King You're gonna be sorry you did that.
Why? [Kicks him] No one's coming for you, King-shit.
Hannibal King Sure they are. See, when you join our club, you get all these groovy little door prizes. And one of them is this nifty little tracking node surgically implanted in your body. That way, if one of us goes missing, the others check the satelite, which is in space... and presto. Instant cavalry. [Asher starts mockingly clapping] You like that? Go **** your sister.
Jarko Grimwood Yeah. [Hits King in the back of the head]
Okay, King. Where's this little "tracking node" of yours?
Hannibal King It's in my right ass cheek. [Danica slaps him] Fine. It's in my left ass cheek. [Danica slaps him] Okay, seriously, now. It's in the meat of my butt just below the Hello Kitty tattoo. [Danica kicks him in the groin] Seriously, just pull down my tightie-whities and see for yourself.
Enough! It's not funny anymore.
Hannibal King No, it's not you horse-humping BITCH! But it will be a few seconds from now. See that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now? It's atomized collital silver. It's being pumped through the buildings air conditioning systems you ****-juggling THUNDER****!! [Jarko Grimwood coughs a fire ball] Which means the fat lady... should be singing... right... about... NOW! [Nothing happens] This is awkward. [Still nothing] Do you have a cell phone?
Hey, dickface. You seen my dog?
Hannibal King Have you tried the lobby? [Grimmwood grabs him by the throat] Thank you. [Grimmwood throws him against a wall] ****...
Come on, King.
Hannibal King ...this.
Hannibal King Welcome to the honeycomb hideout.
How do you bankroll this operation?
Hannibal King I date a lot of older men.
Hannibal King Hey Blade, I got a question for you. Let's say we succeed in wiping out all the vampires. What then, huh? Ever ask yourself that? I mean, somehow I don't picture you teaching kara-tay at the local "Y". [Blade walks away] He hates me, doesn't he?
Yeah. He hates me, doesn't he?
Hannibal King Yeah. [Referring to crucifix necklace] Why do you wear that symbol?
Old habits. I was a good Catholic school girl. Once.
Hannibal King I was there when they crucified him.
He died for their sins.
Hannibal King Not mine.
And what are your sins? Would you care to confess them?
Hannibal King Take it off.
Why?
Hannibal King I will make you a better one. [She complies and he grabs her by hair, bites her on neck, lets her fall on bed and he gets on top her] There's an old saying; kill one man, you're a murderer. Kill a million, a king. Kill them all... a God. [Proceeds to continue feeding]
Hannibal King Hey, Dmitri. Nice hat.
King, what the hell are you doing here?
Hannibal King Uh, just a little sport hunting.
Ain't no more vampires left, King. So, who do you want to hunt?
Hannibal King Well, that is a great question, my friend. And I got one for you. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a werewolf? You get a fur coat...
Hannibal King ...that sticks to your neck.
Abigail Whistler Found him.
Hannibal King Don't you know that fur is murder? [Screen cuts to black and a gun is discharged]
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