Blade: Trinity 2004 quotes

45 quotes · 5 characters
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Characters
Blade Wesley Snipes · 18 quotes
Dracula/Drake Dominic Purcell · 15 quotes
Asher Talos Callum Keith Rennie · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Blade & Dracula/Drake (6), Hannibal King & Dracula/Drake (5), Hannibal King & Danica Talos (3)

Blade: Trinity quotes

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"[Looking at Hannibal King's sticker- Hello my name is **** YOU] Is this supposed to be tactical?"

We got caught with our pants down

Jarko Grimmwood

Pants down? They pretty much **** ass-raped us!

Now, what's behind Door Number One?

Chief Martin Vreede

I can't tell you. They-they'll kill me.

Kill you? Mother****er, I'll kill you. I'll just enjoy it better.

Dr. Edgar Vance

How about the president? You know who that is. Who's in the White House right now?

An asshole.

Do you know who I am?

Zoe

You're the Nome King.

Ah. The Nome King. How sweet. Tell me, child, do you want to die?

Zoe

I'm not afraid. I'll go to heaven.

There is no heaven. No God, no angels. The only thing in your future is nothingness. But what if you could change that? What if you could remain a child forever? Wouldn't you like that? Wouldn't you accept that gift?

Zoe
[Calmly]

My friends are coming to kill you.

[Holding a baby over the edge of a tall building]

Careful, Daywalker. They've told me so much about you.

Why'd you kill Vance?

He'd outlived his purpose. He died a good death. Quick. Clean.

I wouldn't know.

You will.

How are you able to survive in sunlight?

Haven't you read Stoker's fable? I was the very first vampire. I am unique. Look at them. Scurrying around like insects. They don't know what it's like to be immortal, or living by the sword.

You're not immortal. I must have heard hundreds of you rodents make the same claim. Each one of them has tasted the end of my sword.

Perhaps I will too, then, but I think it is more likely the next time we meet, you'll fall before mine. [Throws baby ahead of him with Blade catching baby, then realizing Dracula/Drake has disappered]

[Holding a baby over the edge of a tall building]

Careful, Daywalker. They've told me so much about you.

Why'd you kill Vance?

He'd outlived his purpose. He died a good death. Quick. Clean.

I wouldn't know.

You will.

How are you able to survive in sunlight?

Haven't you heard? I am the first. I am unique.

Look at them. Scurrying around like insects. They don't know what it's like to be immortal, or living by the sword.

You're not immortal. I must have heard hundreds of you rodents make the same claim. Each one of them has tasted the end of my sword.

Perhaps I will too, then, but I think it is more likely the next time we meet, you'll fall before mine.

Did you see that guy? We're gonna lose, man! [Abigail takes the stake from his shoulder] God! We're going to **** lose! What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other?

Abigail

Shut up, king.

See you in 28 days. [Laughs. Abigail holds out a vial] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is that?

Abigail Whistler

It's an elastic protein. It's going to stop the hemmoraging.

Is it going to hurt?

Abigail Whistler

Yeah, it's going to sting a little.

[Abigail sprays a thick, white substance onto the wound]

**** ME!! [Screams]

You're gonna be sorry you did that.

Why? [Kicks him] No one's coming for you, King-shit.

Sure they are. See, when you join our club, you get all these groovy little door prizes. And one of them is this nifty little tracking node surgically implanted in your body. That way, if one of us goes missing, the others check the satelite, which is in space... and presto. Instant cavalry. [Asher starts mockingly clapping] You like that? Go **** your sister.

Jarko Grimwood

Yeah. [Hits King in the back of the head]

Okay, King. Where's this little "tracking node" of yours?

It's in my right ass cheek. [Danica slaps him] Fine. It's in my left ass cheek. [Danica slaps him] Okay, seriously, now. It's in the meat of my butt just below the Hello Kitty tattoo. [Danica kicks him in the groin] Seriously, just pull down my tightie-whities and see for yourself.

Enough! It's not funny anymore.

No, it's not you horse-humping BITCH! But it will be a few seconds from now. See that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now? It's atomized collital silver. It's being pumped through the buildings air conditioning systems you ****-juggling THUNDER****!! [Jarko Grimwood coughs a fire ball] Which means the fat lady... should be singing... right... about... NOW! [Nothing happens] This is awkward. [Still nothing] Do you have a cell phone?

Hey Blade, I got a question for you. Let's say we succeed in wiping out all the vampires. What then, huh? Ever ask yourself that? I mean, somehow I don't picture you teaching kara-tay at the local "Y". [Blade walks away] He hates me, doesn't he?

Yeah. He hates me, doesn't he?

Yeah. [Referring to crucifix necklace] Why do you wear that symbol?

Old habits. I was a good Catholic school girl. Once.

I was there when they crucified him.

He died for their sins.

Not mine.

And what are your sins? Would you care to confess them?

[Grabs her by hair]

Take it off.

I will make you a better one. [She complies and he grabs her by hair, bites her on neck, lets her fall on bed and he gets on top her] There's an old saying; kill one man, you're a murderer. Kill a million, a king. Kill them all... a God. [Proceeds to continue feeding]