Danica Talos quotes from Blade: Trinity (2004)

Hannibal King

Back off, pooch.

Hannibal King

Jesus Christ! What the ****?!

Asher Talos

Good dog.

Hannibal King

WHAT THE ****?!

Asher Talos

His name's Pac-Man. We've been porting the vampire gene into other species. Experimenting.

Hannibal King

You made a goddamn vampire... Pomeranian?

Asher Talos

Yeah. [Hands Pac-Man to Jarko Grimwood]

Precious, isn't he?

Hannibal King

Well, that depends who you ask because clearly, this dog has a bigger dick than you.

And when the **** did you see my dick, ****-Face?! [Kicks King]

Hannibal King

Ow! I was talking to HER! [Points to Danica Talos]

Danica Talos

Poor King. You look so... DISTRAUGHT! [Kicks him] Asher, hand me that chair. [Sits in the chair and licks one of King's wounds.] You're tasting a little bland, lover. Are you getting enough fatty acids in your diet? Have you tried... Lake Trout? Mackerel?

Hannibal King

How about you take a sugar-frosted ****... off the end of my dick?

Danica Talos

And how about everyone not saying the word "dick" anymore? It provokes my envy. Tell us about Blade, King. What's this weapon he's planning?

Hannibal King

I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo is... ridiculous. And two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly.

Spit it out, you **** fruitcake!

Hannibal King

All right! ****! I'll tell you about the weapon! [Grimwood releases him] It's a new flavor-crystal formula. Twice the choclaty goodness, half the calories, plus it helps prevent tooth decay. There, I said it.

Hannibal King

You're gonna be sorry you did that.

Asher Talos

Why? [Kicks him] No one's coming for you, King-shit.

Hannibal King

Sure they are. See, when you join our club, you get all these groovy little door prizes. And one of them is this nifty little tracking node surgically implanted in your body. That way, if one of us goes missing, the others check the satelite, which is in space... and presto. Instant cavalry. [Asher starts mockingly clapping] You like that? Go **** your sister.

Yeah. [Hits King in the back of the head]

Danica Talos

Okay, King. Where's this little "tracking node" of yours?

Hannibal King

It's in my right ass cheek. [Danica slaps him] Fine. It's in my left ass cheek. [Danica slaps him] Okay, seriously, now. It's in the meat of my butt just below the Hello Kitty tattoo. [Danica kicks him in the groin] Seriously, just pull down my tightie-whities and see for yourself.

Danica Talos

Enough! It's not funny anymore.

Hannibal King

No, it's not you horse-humping BITCH! But it will be a few seconds from now. See that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now? It's atomized collital silver. It's being pumped through the buildings air conditioning systems you ****-juggling THUNDER****!! [Jarko Grimwood coughs a fire ball] Which means the fat lady... should be singing... right... about... NOW! [Nothing happens] This is awkward. [Still nothing] Do you have a cell phone?

Hannibal King

Hey Blade, I got a question for you. Let's say we succeed in wiping out all the vampires. What then, huh? Ever ask yourself that? I mean, somehow I don't picture you teaching kara-tay at the local "Y". [Blade walks away] He hates me, doesn't he?

Danica Talos

Yeah. He hates me, doesn't he?

Hannibal King

Yeah. [Referring to crucifix necklace] Why do you wear that symbol?

Danica Talos

Old habits. I was a good Catholic school girl. Once.

Hannibal King

I was there when they crucified him.

Danica Talos

He died for their sins.

Hannibal King

Not mine.

Danica Talos

And what are your sins? Would you care to confess them?

Hannibal King

Take it off.

Danica Talos

Why?

Hannibal King

I will make you a better one. [She complies and he grabs her by hair, bites her on neck, lets her fall on bed and he gets on top her] There's an old saying; kill one man, you're a murderer. Kill a million, a king. Kill them all... a God. [Proceeds to continue feeding]